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it's the crazy world of arthur brown as i said to backhurst earlier on the backsacker

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he got us over to japan somebody called grant thornton because he's the man that needs to be

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brought in of course when goes look at that car it's beautiful that's an alfa romeo noel

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that's no kelly maybe he's driving that no his name is on the side

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it's alfa romeo 4c competizione i think i'll check that out when i'm crying into my cornflakes

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after this i'm definitely not going to hit the top three i came came second in this the other day i

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was practicing gt7 of course the latest edition in an absolutely unbelievable canon of games not a game

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simulations they don't even call it a game barter thanks very much moya darzy thanks

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very much aiden john oak yours is the harness

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i've got the most powerful machine on the track

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but it's raining that power in which is going to prove to be difficult yokohama meltdown

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that's what i said so yeah kev got us over back sacker the name tell you how he got that

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he had a sack on his back ghost cloud a yansport custom made man-sized bag not a man bag that's not his

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style this is a giant fucking rucksack that can fit a man in the side and uh i said what's the story kev with

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the ticket to tokyo how much do you want me to throw do you want me to revolute you that i said don't worry

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you're going in the bag i said what whips out this yansport custom made said he got it made in switzerland

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when the going gets tough his name is barter thanks very much and uh i said this is a bit

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dodgy do you not think he said no don't worry about it get in the bag i said look i don't want to get in a bag back

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i said get in the back i knew at that moment that he wasn't fucking shitting and uh i just got inside

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the bag and uh i said can i get out now i'll get back in before we go because no you're gonna have to

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stay in we're gonna insulate the side of it so that you can go through an x-ray machine so what's the

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point of this kev what's the point of this i can give you the money for the ticket i don't mind paying my

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way i know you want a bit of backup he said i love being able to get a good deal and to being able to

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come out of a deal singing and dancing and having a story to tell i said okay it's just as long as you

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feed me and keep me water watered and fucking wet keep things wet that's fine by me

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so i uh the flight was the next day he put me back into the uh the press downstairs

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uh left me with a few snacks in the side which i could

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dig into it was un unorthodox to say the least this is a fucking shit track shit this is a shit lap

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it's the final lap and i'm not not even gonna play sixth let's get six this uh idiot and the

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fucking mazda roadster sorry about this

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he's got a wain a way nose roadster

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i'm not even paying attention to the gear shifting or anything all i can hear is spook and cruiser

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but uh yeah we're in dublin airport the next day puts me onto the conveyor belt i go through the

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machine i've been having headaches since i went through the x-ray scanner i'm not particularly sure

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if those are the same kind of x-ray waves that they use in the hospital when you're getting your chest done

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or anything like that but i'll tell you something i've not been feeling good at all i think uh

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i think i'm gonna have to go to the doctorino as well about that that was an absolute that was a pisser

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thanks very much there etcher sketcher jeff meme how's the 10-year plan to take the auris look and see

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man big up the balls bridge ball breakers born to rule brother look between you and me i have no ambitions to run

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for the auris uh uthron naren is not look i'd love to but i've got a lot on my plate at the moment

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do you know i just want to say a big congratulations to uh ricardo valente of the united states of america

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letas unice somebody for finishing cunning first uh 525 seconds there beautiful stuff kev brannigan

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thanks very much manny puig big shout out to mags murphy the alligator in my swamp of life what a

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lovely sentiment that is county tricky terrain thank you very much firm handshake thank you very much will

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you be accepting the forza motorsport 8 invitation when it hits game pass on the 10th of october

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sounds like something but i'm yeah you gotta talk to the japanese the guys over at sony the guys over in

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tokyo i've been brand loyal to this grand teresmo canon since day dot and to see these tracks the way

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they've evolved to see this this absolute litany of unbelievable imaginations uh evolve over the years

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i've just i'm blown away and i don't think i could really leave them you know that's a lovely clean raise

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bonus i'm not gonna lie i wanted the gold i wanted to come away with something i wanted to show you

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something nice unfortunately we don't have that you know we don't have that

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you're plopping the spark into the tumbler doorbell rings no fucking door it's giuseppe grumbler an old friend

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*he's here*

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*he's here*

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*he's here*

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*he's here*

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There's no fucking door. It's Giuseppe Grumbler, an old friend. Magic handshakes abound. And his new

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missus. She dab hands bottle caps for fandangos while your missus comes in with the tango. Round

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of applause, m'lady. A bit of camp braggadocio brings slight relief. What's going on there?

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Are they spaghetti slurpers? Garlic burpers? Another splash. Who's he? Italian rambunctions.

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Pure grumptions. Mezzajernan rustic peasant vibes except everyone's a high earning strawberry creamer. It's insane. Finger drum on the rim until she starts to sing. And a fork full of fruit straight into the toot. It's about to take a turn. No way. Double trouble. Unbelievable. It's getting cozy. Anything could happen with San Pellegrino. Bring your best.

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How's it going?

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We're out here at the Miles Dungeon.

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It's a beautiful, beautiful place.

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And absolutely sensational.

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Nightclub, you're all invited.

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That's the day. The night was turned to day. It's that much of a vibe out here.

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You want to know where we are?

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It's under the secret kiosk.

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Shh. Don't tell anyone.

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Don't tell anyone we told you it was a secret scenario.

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Just want to say thank you to Vipox. It was great to see you.

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Me and Sophistix.

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And three-piece chicken are all here.

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After getting absolutely wasted at rave.

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Fuckin' love you, man. No bother.

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Make sure to, uh, get plenty of recovery going.

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For that.

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At, uh, John Scurrian. Thanks very much.

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Shout out to Liz Burgoyne.

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Kev Bagman. Thanks very much.

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Take a cup with M50s.

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Great Enron's ghost.

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Thank you very much.

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And none other than Marie.

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Very, very kind of you.

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One Sam Pell, one Grey Goose, and one Spritzer.

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How are you, Patting Conlon?

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Can I get a tub or the expansion, please?

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Uh, look.

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Wait on the street is.

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Ted's gonna be making an absolutely sensational comeback at some point sooner.

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Don't write that man off.

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Spookin' cruiser. Thank you very much.

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Toot me flu anytime.

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It's...

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So far, it's been tropeous.

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I'm not gonna lie.

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It's been something we want...

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We didn't want to happen, but it's...

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It's on the right track.

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Not to put too fine a pun on it.

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We're on the right track.

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Goose has landed.

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Heard you were a producer on the new Gran Turismo movie again.

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I was actually moonlighting over in Tokyo the other day.

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It wasn't just...

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Overseeing the spewage of their nuclear waste.

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Their radioactive waste into the sea.

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It was also just an update on the Gran Turismo movie franchise.

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And yeah, look.

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They're happy.

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They're really happy with it.

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They're really happy with it.

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I'm happy with it.

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It's all good.

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Get Muttman off the road.

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He's not on the road, thank God.

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But look, I don't really think I'm gonna be happy unless I leave with something to show for the trophies.

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The trophy cabinet.

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So I think we really just gotta stop digressing here.

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And start digesting.

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Tarmac.

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At an alarming pace.

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You wanna see what we're dealing with here?

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Spooker loser.

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I've got a powerful car.

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This yoke is...

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It's an AMG.

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It's doing up to the gills.

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We've got some great, great innards inside it.

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We've got racing sport tires on.

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Carrie, thanks very much for the goose there.

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The goose has landed.

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It's a close shave this weekend.

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Literally.

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It looks like a greyhound now.

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Crazy bit of biz.

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Thanks very much.

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Goose has landed.

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Thank you very much for your tip there.

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You're gonna get creamed.

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Says two.

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If lose any time.

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No bother.

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Thanks very much for that.

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Creamed in what sense.

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Creamed in what sense.

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That, uh, Alfa Romeo is an absolute sweet buzz.

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The Noel Kelly edition.

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It's really nice.

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Look if we can...

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Yeah, here we go.

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Let's focus on that.

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Can we change the camera angle on that?

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Look at that.

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4C Competizione.

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Pacework, thanks very much for the tip there.

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Let's try and give this another blast.

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Goose Cloud.

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Let's have a quick look at that 4C14 car.

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We'll get that up there on the mainframe.

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See if we can...

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We'll get that.

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We'll get the, uh...

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What's that there?

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Alpha.

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4C.

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Spoken cruiser.

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Thanks very much for the tip there.

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NK Ultra.

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Thank you very much.

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Yukata LLC.

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Sounds like Fukushima is a crazy bit of business.

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You don't know the half of it.

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You've never had it in front of you.

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Alpha Romeo 4C.

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Type 960.

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Sorry, I'm still on the...

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I'm still on the, uh...

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The wrong...

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Audio.

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Sorry about that.

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The Alpha Romeo 4C is a mid-engine sports car produced by Italian car manufacturer.

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Alpha Romeo unveiled the 2013 Geneva.

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I was there.

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I was there.

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I was there.

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So that's not the competitioni

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What's the competitioni the cracker of a car alpha come

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Somebody called ran it's an 80

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That's an absolute legendary piece

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Beautiful

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Very nice very very nice indeed thanks very much there NK Ultra and none other than Anaconda GZ back in the easy

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Avec Das Fortweezy that was French German and modern-parlain speak there Valenti up front

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Dmitry Golubev the Russian and then you Valenti the Italian stallion is driving a TT coupe quattro

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I mean the fact of the matter is folks

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This should be nothing to me

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I'd hate to regress to a lower standard of race to kick off the gold trough hall

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I'm gonna give this another go

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Before that has to happen

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Just let's give a little bit of thanks and praise for the tune Aldo here

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Look I'm professionally tuned

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I've got my tires sportaged

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Look I'm professionally tuned I've got my tires sportaged I'm hitting under the 50 50 or less PP power points

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I'm purely goose

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I'm purely goose

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Although I'm not purely Sam Peld and Red Bull don't goose and drive folks

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That's for afterwards that's for later yeah I came home with the silver the other day that was 30,000 creds in the bank inio and now we're gonna go for the 50 grand credit scenario

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00:35:57,180 --> 00:36:09,180
If you think I'm lying about that silver check the top of the screen there next to the pedals is a little silver trophy I'll move those pedals out the way so you can see that silver trophy

251
00:36:09,180 --> 00:36:10,180
Second

252
00:36:10,180 --> 00:36:11,180
Second best

253
00:36:19,180 --> 00:36:21,180
News there is

254
00:36:25,180 --> 00:36:30,180
That Elon Musk has promised a purge of blue check marks

255
00:36:30,180 --> 00:36:36,180
A singling out the New York Times as well about that

256
00:36:36,180 --> 00:36:40,180
Just have a quick look at that story before we go

257
00:36:41,180 --> 00:36:43,180
Head into this

258
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Twitter said it's gonna begin winding down blue checks granted under its old verification system

259
00:36:55,180 --> 00:36:57,180
Legacy blue checks

260
00:36:57,180 --> 00:37:01,180
One high profile account did lose its blue check over the weekend

261
00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:04,180
The main account for the New York Times

262
00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:09,180
Which is previously told CNN would not pay for verification

263
00:37:09,180 --> 00:37:20,180
After an account that often engages with Musk posted a meme this weekend about the Times declined to pay for verification

264
00:37:20,180 --> 00:37:36,180
Musk responded in a tweet saying okay we'll take it off

265
00:37:36,180 --> 00:37:40,180
Musk then lashed out at the Times

266
00:37:40,180 --> 00:37:47,180
Just the latest instance of the billionaire slamming journalists or media outlets in a series of tweets

267
00:37:47,180 --> 00:37:59,180
That claim the outlets coverage is boring and propaganda

268
00:37:59,180 --> 00:38:04,900
Let's do this.

269
00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:13,020
Let's do this.

270
00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:23,680
I don't like this false start bullshit that they're foisting on us.

271
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,160
There we go.

272
00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:28,740
Nice start.

273
00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:31,180
What's this?

274
00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:32,420
Got a few dodgeballs.

275
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,620
This is fucking Peugeot.

276
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,760
We'll restart that again.

277
00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:40,060
You need to have your wits about you.

278
00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:42,820
Got the Noel Kelly NK Ultra.

279
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,020
Bad boy just to the right of us.

280
00:38:47,100 --> 00:38:49,160
You can't see Honda Beat in front of me.

281
00:38:49,380 --> 00:38:50,920
Missing the beat of the lights there.

282
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:57,520
It's going to be nice.

283
00:38:57,540 --> 00:38:59,640
Noel Kelly there drifting off to the side hatch.

284
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:03,400
Look.

285
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,360
I'm not going to say gold on this one.

286
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,140
But I am going to say top three.

287
00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:09,500
Saint Pellegrino.

288
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,680
Thanks very much for that.

289
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,240
The Japanese are really happy with the way the movie is performed.

290
00:39:15,240 --> 00:39:15,780
You know.

291
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:18,160
They said as much.

292
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:20,040
Obviously they were.

293
00:39:20,580 --> 00:39:20,720
Had.

294
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:22,700
Their attentions on.

295
00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:23,900
Bigger fish.

296
00:39:24,140 --> 00:39:27,680
Or at least the fish they were going to turn radioactive with all that spew.

297
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:31,060
I said where are you going to put the spew from lads.

298
00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:34,000
They looked at me like I had fucking two heads.

299
00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:36,460
I said you're looking at me like I have two heads guys.

300
00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:38,860
Where are you going to put the spew from.

301
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,440
I said you're looking at me like I have two heads.

302
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:45,500
But what about the fish?

303
00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:47,460
I'm probably going to grow three or four heads.

304
00:39:48,900 --> 00:39:50,300
They didn't like that you know.

305
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,420
They don't like the truth.

306
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,060
Oh for fuck's sake.

307
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:56,520
Sorry about that.

308
00:39:56,980 --> 00:39:57,240
Look.

309
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,140
The language.

310
00:39:58,800 --> 00:39:59,640
Uncalled for.

311
00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:01,540
Not right.

312
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,540
But I'm going to write that wrong.

313
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,060
Fucking lovely start.

314
00:40:19,060 --> 00:40:22,160
And we're going to get rid of this spew show.

315
00:40:22,580 --> 00:40:23,620
Got an alpine.

316
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:23,940
I don't.

317
00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:25,060
Oh for fuck's sake.

318
00:40:25,060 --> 00:40:25,580
For fuck's sake.

319
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:29,120
I don't know my own strength in this beast.

320
00:40:29,940 --> 00:40:31,360
I mean it's fine when I'm on a.

321
00:40:32,140 --> 00:40:34,980
When I'm up against pure power.

322
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,820
When I'm with these guys.

323
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,860
Good fucking no Kelly.

324
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,280
He wants to get some new tires on that beast.

325
00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:54,100
He wants to upgrade to an 8c.

326
00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:55,020
That's shit.

327
00:40:55,020 --> 00:40:55,860
Looks nice.

328
00:40:55,860 --> 00:40:55,880
Looks nice.

329
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:56,760
But it looks like a bloody.

330
00:40:58,880 --> 00:40:59,800
I don't know what.

331
00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:01,220
That's a hairdresser's car that.

332
00:41:02,380 --> 00:41:04,340
Got no raw whining power.

333
00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:06,400
I'm the only four wheel driver on the circuit.

334
00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:07,340
The moment I think.

335
00:41:08,180 --> 00:41:08,940
The rest.

336
00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:11,720
We're having a laugh.

337
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:11,720
We're having a laugh.

338
00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:11,780
We're having a laugh.

339
00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:11,780
We're having a laugh.

340
00:41:11,780 --> 00:41:14,620
Having an absolute laugh.

341
00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:19,760
But yeah look.

342
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:21,620
The waste got done.

343
00:41:21,620 --> 00:41:23,100
They're happy with Gran Turismo.

344
00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:23,760
I'm a cruiser.

345
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:23,760
I'm a cruiser.

346
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,340
We watched Gran Turismo.

347
00:41:26,740 --> 00:41:28,680
Then we watched the Barbie movie.

348
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,280
Then we watched Oppenheimer.

349
00:41:30,740 --> 00:41:33,280
And then Gran Turismo again after that.

350
00:41:33,420 --> 00:41:35,240
They love the films over there.

351
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:36,200
Those guys.

352
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:38,220
They love the films.

353
00:41:40,140 --> 00:41:40,360
And.

354
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,340
But they didn't like Oppenheimer.

355
00:41:43,580 --> 00:41:43,860
And.

356
00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:46,040
I insist that we watch it.

357
00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:47,660
Just so.

358
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:48,680
We could get the full.

359
00:41:49,420 --> 00:41:50,700
Oppenheimer experience.

360
00:41:54,540 --> 00:41:55,060
But it.

361
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:56,880
It went down like a lead balloon.

362
00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:00,480
And.

363
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:01,380
They actually said.

364
00:42:01,740 --> 00:42:03,940
We don't want you coming back here again.

365
00:42:04,780 --> 00:42:05,860
They said to Backhurst.

366
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,760
Why did you bring the man in the sack?

367
00:42:08,380 --> 00:42:10,260
They didn't even call me by my name.

368
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:10,700
Connor.

369
00:42:11,660 --> 00:42:13,240
They just referred to me as.

370
00:42:14,740 --> 00:42:15,100
Backsacker.

371
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,420
Which was wrong in and of itself.

372
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:18,860
Because.

373
00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:19,800
I was saying that's.

374
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,040
That's Kev's nickname.

375
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:23,660
But look.

376
00:42:24,460 --> 00:42:26,600
Backhurst was over the moon with the trip.

377
00:42:26,820 --> 00:42:27,580
The way it went.

378
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:28,580
He said the Japanese.

379
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,340
Loved what he had to say.

380
00:42:31,260 --> 00:42:32,020
And he's thinking about.

381
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:34,580
Outsourcing a lot of RTE's new.

382
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:35,480
Content.

383
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:37,020
To Tokyo.

384
00:42:37,540 --> 00:42:38,700
Where it's going to be digitally.

385
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:41,360
Made.

386
00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:43,400
It's just AI now.

387
00:42:43,860 --> 00:42:46,820
Said that the Japanese have got some big AI ambitions.

388
00:42:48,620 --> 00:42:51,300
And that we're going to cut the license fee.

389
00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:52,220
Big time.

390
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,420
We're going to have to.

391
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:55,080
No one's fucking paying it.

392
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,280
And what we're going to do is create news on the hoof.

393
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:00,960
With an algorithm.

394
00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:02,480
A hope.

395
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,240
A prayer.

396
00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:05,800
And some shit hot.

397
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,480
AI enthusiasts out there.

398
00:43:09,060 --> 00:43:11,800
And that's going to really be an amazing job.

399
00:43:12,060 --> 00:43:14,380
And it's going to be the first ever public service broadcaster.

400
00:43:15,220 --> 00:43:15,660
Which.

401
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,580
Gets all its content made in Japan.

402
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:20,900
Which is going to be brilliant.

403
00:43:21,100 --> 00:43:21,240
You know.

404
00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:21,660
It's going to.

405
00:43:22,140 --> 00:43:22,460
I said.

406
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:25,200
Will people not miss the kind of home.

407
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:26,720
Feel.

408
00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:27,160
You know.

409
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,880
Is it not going to seem genuine enough.

410
00:43:28,980 --> 00:43:30,540
Coming from Japan or anything like that.

411
00:43:30,860 --> 00:43:31,140
He said.

412
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:31,420
Look.

413
00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:34,660
It's past the point of no return now.

414
00:43:34,700 --> 00:43:35,060
Cons.

415
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,420
We just need to shit something out.

416
00:43:38,820 --> 00:43:39,900
At a snip.

417
00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:42,500
Because the way Grant Thornton went.

418
00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:44,380
The way the barter account went.

419
00:43:45,060 --> 00:43:47,300
There's nothing in the till for the big players.

420
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:47,860
I said.

421
00:43:47,940 --> 00:43:49,480
Cut the fucking bills down.

422
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:50,100
Back.

423
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,020
Cut the bills down.

424
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,240
Do you really need a cleaner in the office every day?

425
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,740
I just stripped that down to once or twice a week.

426
00:43:59,740 --> 00:44:00,380
He said.

427
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,440
It needs cleaning.

428
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,220
The place is a fucking kip.

429
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:04,700
After a long day.

430
00:44:06,220 --> 00:44:06,880
I said.

431
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:07,180
Look.

432
00:44:07,260 --> 00:44:09,760
You're going to have to start getting some of your whales.

433
00:44:10,460 --> 00:44:11,660
Round them up into a room.

434
00:44:11,740 --> 00:44:12,980
Bring me in if you want.

435
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:14,740
I can lay down the law.

436
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:16,380
I can tell them what needs to be done.

437
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,180
Get Duffy.

438
00:44:19,980 --> 00:44:20,420
Darcy.

439
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:24,160
Even Kielty.

440
00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:25,300
He's not even in the door.

441
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:26,140
You're promising.

442
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,800
You're promising him the sky and the moon back.

443
00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:30,620
Said Connor.

444
00:44:30,620 --> 00:44:34,980
That deal was done before the whole shitstorm hit with Grant.

445
00:44:39,060 --> 00:44:39,580
I said.

446
00:44:39,580 --> 00:44:40,580
I said.

447
00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:40,960
Look.

448
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:44,120
It's a fucking cuckoo cachoo of a situation.

449
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:47,420
And you've got your balls tied up to the roster.

450
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,040
You don't need this.

451
00:44:50,900 --> 00:44:52,880
What about your buddies at the Beeb?

452
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:57,380
Anybody you can bring in who can start fucking making things shine around here.

453
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:58,920
Because right now it needs a polish.

454
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:06,180
He just fucking looked down at his lap.

455
00:45:06,260 --> 00:45:07,500
Thanks very much there, Village.

456
00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:08,760
See.

457
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:09,320
Look at this.

458
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:09,980
Still in third.

459
00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:11,780
Still in third.

460
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:12,680
Final lap.

461
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:13,760
Not going to make first.

462
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:18,600
Grant Mitchell.

463
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:20,040
I said.

464
00:45:20,100 --> 00:45:22,700
Could you not get a hold of Grant fucking Mitchell even?

465
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:25,120
He said his name's Ross Kemp.

466
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,940
And he doesn't do any of that shit anymore.

467
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:28,980
I said.

468
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:29,300
Look.

469
00:45:30,540 --> 00:45:33,780
He did a great show on gangs a few years ago.

470
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,060
Maybe get him in.

471
00:45:36,460 --> 00:45:39,180
To give Duffy and the boys a talking down.

472
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,440
They need their wings clipping back.

473
00:45:43,820 --> 00:45:44,300
I said.

474
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:45,260
Come in on Monday.

475
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:46,200
I said.

476
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:46,880
I'm busy.

477
00:45:47,260 --> 00:45:47,400
I said.

478
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:48,020
What are you doing?

479
00:45:48,100 --> 00:45:48,220
I said.

480
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:51,560
I'm probably recovering from a rake of gold tropes.

481
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,020
But I'll do it for you.

482
00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:58,880
Because you're the man.

483
00:45:58,940 --> 00:45:59,740
You're the back sacker.

484
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,000
And that's a fucking shit.

485
00:46:01,060 --> 00:46:01,540
That's it.

486
00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:05,620
That's a terrible end to what was a beautiful race.

487
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:07,480
Scumbags.

488
00:46:08,780 --> 00:46:10,340
Let's just ruin it for these guys.

489
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:11,740
Get off the fucking track.

490
00:46:11,740 --> 00:46:12,500
That McGann.

491
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:13,440
Barter.

492
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:16,320
Fuck you.

493
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:19,080
Get off my track.

494
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:21,080
Fuck you.

495
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,080
Fuck you.

496
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,080
Fuck you.

497
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:25,080
Fuck you.

498
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:26,080
Fuck you.

499
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:27,080
Fuck you.

500
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:57,060
I'm going to go.

501
00:46:57,060 --> 00:47:27,040
I'm going to go.

502
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:57,020
I'm going to go.

503
00:47:57,020 --> 00:48:27,000
I'm going to go.

504
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000
I'm going to go.

505
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:29,000
I'm going to go.

506
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000
I'm going to go.

507
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000
I'm going to go.

508
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,000
I'm going to go.

509
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000
I'm going to go.

510
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000
I'm going to go.

511
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000
I'm going to go.

512
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000
I'm going to go.

513
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
I'm going to go.

514
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000
I'm going to go.

515
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,000
I'm going to go.

516
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:49,000
I'm going to go.

517
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000
I'm going to go.

518
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:51,000
I'm going to go.

519
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,000
I'm going to go.

520
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:53,000
I'm going to go.

521
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000
I'm going to go.

522
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:55,000
I'm going to go.

523
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000
I'm going to go.

524
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:57,000
I'm going to go.

525
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000
I'm going to go.

526
00:48:59,000 --> 00:48:59,000
I'm going to go.

527
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000
I'm going to go.

528
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,480
about your strifes with investing in hedge funds.

529
00:49:04,580 --> 00:49:05,880
Could that be dust off and give it a go?

530
00:49:06,180 --> 00:49:08,880
Look, I'll try and dig that out the boot.

531
00:49:09,620 --> 00:49:10,940
I've got it on a 12-inch

532
00:49:10,940 --> 00:49:15,380
in a box full of real limited edition deep cuts

533
00:49:15,380 --> 00:49:17,460
that I've been saving for a rainy day.

534
00:49:18,420 --> 00:49:20,640
I'll try and find it for the next time I'm on.

535
00:49:21,660 --> 00:49:23,140
Thanks very much, Tipped in there.

536
00:49:23,140 --> 00:49:25,260
Please can you thank Hannah and Colin

537
00:49:25,260 --> 00:49:28,500
for letting me stay in their beautiful abode in New York

538
00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:32,260
while I tend to my New York business dealings, Big Apple style.

539
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:36,080
Look, Hannah and Colin, well done for letting Tipped in stay there.

540
00:49:36,180 --> 00:49:37,060
That sounds great.

541
00:49:37,180 --> 00:49:38,800
Maybe you can let me in on some of that

542
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:41,320
New York business dealings stuff.

543
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:45,460
Got a good few contacts over there

544
00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:51,000
and it'd be great just to link up

545
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,880
when I'm over there next time.

546
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:58,000
Finland's Prime Minister, would you believe?

547
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:02,480
Sana Marin has conceded an election.

548
00:50:02,540 --> 00:50:04,900
I didn't even know she was fucking running anymore.

549
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:08,040
I didn't even know she was in the run.

550
00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:08,720
I thought she'd gone.

551
00:50:08,980 --> 00:50:10,260
Hundreds of millions are at risk

552
00:50:10,260 --> 00:50:12,460
from Chinese shopping app malware.

553
00:50:13,240 --> 00:50:15,040
Please keep your wits about you

554
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,140
if you're doing any Alibaba.

555
00:50:17,300 --> 00:50:19,260
And I think Alibaba's a Chinese scenario.

556
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,960
Allegedly, I'm not saying they are the people.

557
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:23,660
I don't want to get fucking done here.

558
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:25,940
But there's some malware going around.

559
00:50:26,100 --> 00:50:26,980
Chinese apps.

560
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:29,980
Screech Diamond Limited.

561
00:50:29,980 --> 00:50:31,380
Thanks very much for that there.

562
00:50:31,460 --> 00:50:32,740
I hope you're getting on well.

563
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:34,960
Temu, I imagine, says Darren Mack.

564
00:50:35,460 --> 00:50:35,840
Temu.

565
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,700
I'm not familiar with Temu.

566
00:50:38,260 --> 00:50:40,160
Anybody familiar with Temu out there?

567
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:41,160
You let me know.

568
00:50:41,220 --> 00:50:41,680
What is that?

569
00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:43,320
Is that some kind of Chinese Amazon?

570
00:50:45,100 --> 00:50:48,160
I thought Alibaba was the big bamboo out there.

571
00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:49,940
T Kanji.

572
00:50:50,020 --> 00:50:51,040
We're doing a bit of Sakuba.

573
00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:52,700
Look, it's only my third.

574
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:53,800
Second time around.

575
00:50:53,900 --> 00:50:55,660
I've done a multiple restart scenario.

576
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,620
But nearly finished the race in third there.

577
00:50:57,820 --> 00:50:58,620
Got annoyed.

578
00:50:59,940 --> 00:51:01,400
And sent her off the track.

579
00:51:01,460 --> 00:51:02,260
Let's go one more.

580
00:51:03,260 --> 00:51:04,500
And then we'll downgrade.

581
00:51:04,860 --> 00:51:06,040
Because it's a fucking joke.

582
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:07,620
Absolute joke.

583
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:10,220
Pure scam.

584
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:11,880
Recent headlines.

585
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:12,520
I'm not sure.

586
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:13,580
They seem to be.

587
00:51:14,860 --> 00:51:17,300
Let's restart the ticker.

588
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:21,740
If we can.

589
00:51:21,820 --> 00:51:22,560
I'm not sure we can.

590
00:51:29,060 --> 00:51:31,060
Don't even know how to restart the fucking thing.

591
00:51:32,740 --> 00:51:33,000
Look.

592
00:51:33,420 --> 00:51:34,180
Recent enough.

593
00:51:34,300 --> 00:51:36,600
Man rides out tornado inside van.

594
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:37,380
See the footage?

595
00:51:37,540 --> 00:51:38,120
Let's have a look.

596
00:51:41,820 --> 00:51:42,980
Let's have a look at that.

597
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:47,760
Wouldn't be the first time.

598
00:51:47,820 --> 00:51:49,260
I've been in a tornado myself.

599
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:50,580
Let's see how this guy coped.

600
00:51:50,580 --> 00:51:51,720
Holy.

601
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:10,460
Jesus Christ.

602
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:13,760
Extreme.

603
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:13,920
Holy.

604
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:14,700
Holy.

605
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:16,480
Holy.

606
00:52:17,060 --> 00:52:17,640
Christ.

607
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:17,980
Yeah.

608
00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:18,800
100%.

609
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,140
Did think I was going to die.

610
00:52:20,260 --> 00:52:20,960
Once I saw.

611
00:52:21,140 --> 00:52:21,560
Shit.

612
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:22,760
The way they did.

613
00:52:25,620 --> 00:52:26,200
There you.

614
00:52:26,300 --> 00:52:26,940
There you go.

615
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:27,760
This morning.

616
00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:28,580
Some extreme.

617
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:31,360
Some extreme weather going on.

618
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:32,280
The rain from Hillary.

619
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,260
Is causing dangerous flood conditions.

620
00:52:35,540 --> 00:52:36,460
And prompting.

621
00:52:36,580 --> 00:52:38,540
At least three swift water rescues.

622
00:52:38,540 --> 00:52:39,140
We're asking.

623
00:52:42,140 --> 00:52:44,100
Big shout out to anyone out there.

624
00:52:44,100 --> 00:52:45,240
Who's braving that shit.

625
00:52:45,780 --> 00:52:47,020
It looks like a bad.

626
00:52:47,140 --> 00:52:47,920
Bad buzz.

627
00:52:49,300 --> 00:52:50,160
Don't make you.

628
00:52:51,220 --> 00:52:52,140
Grateful as well.

629
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:52,860
That here in Ireland.

630
00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:53,980
Spoken cruiser.

631
00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:55,360
The weather is reasonably.

632
00:52:55,820 --> 00:52:56,260
Mild.

633
00:52:56,900 --> 00:52:58,040
Don't give out about us.

634
00:52:58,100 --> 00:52:59,280
Not having hot temperatures.

635
00:52:59,280 --> 00:52:59,920
And what not.

636
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:01,200
But at least we don't have.

637
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:02,940
Scorching summers.

638
00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:04,380
Or absolute sub-zero.

639
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:05,360
Freezing winters.

640
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:06,840
It's just right.

641
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:08,640
With no bad bugs.

642
00:53:08,780 --> 00:53:09,620
There's no fucking.

643
00:53:10,740 --> 00:53:11,740
Creepy crawlies.

644
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:14,020
Or things that are going to fucking kill you.

645
00:53:14,140 --> 00:53:14,400
Do you know.

646
00:53:15,740 --> 00:53:18,100
So we've a lot to be grateful for.

647
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:19,500
And there's a lot of giving out.

648
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:20,960
Out there you know.

649
00:53:22,180 --> 00:53:22,560
Look.

650
00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,600
It's a hard time at the moment as well.

651
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:25,580
A lot of people leaving.

652
00:53:27,260 --> 00:53:27,500
But.

653
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,600
You've got to cling on to the.

654
00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,800
The things that are worth clinging on to.

655
00:53:32,980 --> 00:53:34,020
Gavin Lamb Murphy.

656
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,080
Thanks very much there.

657
00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:37,680
Is it true you own the Donnybrook Frayer.

658
00:53:37,980 --> 00:53:38,540
Franchise.

659
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:39,600
For South America.

660
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:40,600
And Far East.

661
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:43,680
Is there capacity for recapitalisation.

662
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:44,040
Look.

663
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:46,920
Onto the Japanese the weekend as well.

664
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:47,980
They are hot.

665
00:53:48,620 --> 00:53:49,320
On the brook.

666
00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:50,920
They really love the sandwiches.

667
00:53:51,220 --> 00:53:52,780
They love the array of.

668
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:53,800
Alcohol.

669
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:54,660
As well you know.

670
00:53:54,740 --> 00:53:56,320
It's the only place in Dublin I can find.

671
00:53:58,880 --> 00:53:59,320
Brilliant.

672
00:53:59,700 --> 00:54:00,100
Brilliant.

673
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:01,020
Belgian beer.

674
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:01,500
Do you know.

675
00:54:01,620 --> 00:54:01,980
Great.

676
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:02,600
Look.

677
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:03,180
I tell a lie.

678
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:04,400
You've O'Brien's as well.

679
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:04,680
You've.

680
00:54:05,140 --> 00:54:06,100
Bagot Street Wines.

681
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:06,560
Just.

682
00:54:07,780 --> 00:54:08,560
What can I say.

683
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,900
Molloy's.

684
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:12,140
Do you know.

685
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:14,220
But yeah.

686
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:15,260
The fair.

687
00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:16,940
They do a great fair.

688
00:54:17,260 --> 00:54:17,980
They really do.

689
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:19,460
And that's why the Japanese.

690
00:54:20,100 --> 00:54:20,940
Want it over there.

691
00:54:21,020 --> 00:54:21,540
They want some.

692
00:54:21,660 --> 00:54:22,340
They want one in.

693
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:23,300
In Shibuya.

694
00:54:23,700 --> 00:54:25,580
They want ten in Shibuya.

695
00:54:27,740 --> 00:54:29,160
I said booyah.

696
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:31,600
They didn't know what I meant.

697
00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:32,300
And I.

698
00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:34,180
I said look.

699
00:54:34,260 --> 00:54:35,540
I don't usually say that either.

700
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:36,540
And then.

701
00:54:36,740 --> 00:54:37,540
Someone else said it.

702
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:38,780
Something that.

703
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:41,240
People used to say.

704
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:42,980
Maybe about ten or twenty years ago.

705
00:54:43,460 --> 00:54:44,520
Wasn't even big then.

706
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:45,600
I said.

707
00:54:45,660 --> 00:54:46,120
It doesn't matter.

708
00:54:46,780 --> 00:54:47,220
Japanese.

709
00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:49,080
Probably didn't even have it as a thing anyway.

710
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:50,300
So they probably don't even care.

711
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:51,340
Look.

712
00:54:51,740 --> 00:54:52,600
Clone name Gibso.

713
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,180
Thanks very much for the tip there.

714
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:54,700
It's.

715
00:54:54,820 --> 00:54:55,520
It's going well.

716
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,240
Will the chili con carne be changed.

717
00:54:58,440 --> 00:54:59,480
For the local market.

718
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:01,820
Not particularly sure.

719
00:55:01,820 --> 00:55:02,700
Broken cruiser.

720
00:55:02,940 --> 00:55:03,140
I mean.

721
00:55:03,220 --> 00:55:05,860
They don't mind a bit of spice over there as well.

722
00:55:09,380 --> 00:55:10,680
Lovely bit of guitar there.

723
00:55:10,780 --> 00:55:11,580
And I've false started.

724
00:55:11,860 --> 00:55:12,380
Did you hear that?

725
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:14,140
It was a bit of Allman Brothers-esque.

726
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:14,580
Sort of.

727
00:55:20,580 --> 00:55:21,520
Goose Cloud.

728
00:55:21,740 --> 00:55:22,380
Goose Cloud.

729
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:24,060
Thanks very much for the tip there.

730
00:55:24,380 --> 00:55:24,780
One.

731
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:25,740
Very kind of you.

732
00:55:25,820 --> 00:55:27,020
I'm Mercedes Driver.

733
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:27,860
Thanks very much.

734
00:55:27,900 --> 00:55:29,480
We've got an AMG just ahead of us.

735
00:55:30,780 --> 00:55:32,520
It's not kitted out like mine.

736
00:55:33,740 --> 00:55:34,640
But let's just.

737
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:36,260
Focus on.

738
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:37,140
The main thing here.

739
00:55:37,220 --> 00:55:37,820
The Porsche.

740
00:55:39,140 --> 00:55:39,620
911.

741
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:41,320
GT3.

742
00:55:42,080 --> 00:55:43,120
911 of course.

743
00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:46,900
The anniversary of.

744
00:55:47,380 --> 00:55:48,840
Not too far away.

745
00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:51,020
Crazy.

746
00:55:51,180 --> 00:55:51,500
Crazy.

747
00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:52,440
Crazy day in history.

748
00:55:53,700 --> 00:55:56,240
What the fuck were those guys playing at?

749
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:56,900
Doing that.

750
00:55:58,200 --> 00:55:59,740
And where did they get the fucking knowledge?

751
00:55:59,740 --> 00:56:01,180
Do you know.

752
00:56:01,220 --> 00:56:04,100
Apparently the CIA knew of the flight train in schools.

753
00:56:04,900 --> 00:56:05,800
At the time.

754
00:56:06,260 --> 00:56:07,540
They decided to just go.

755
00:56:07,820 --> 00:56:08,320
Do you know what?

756
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:09,180
Let them at it.

757
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:10,560
Let's see what happens.

758
00:56:13,180 --> 00:56:13,940
If you think.

759
00:56:14,020 --> 00:56:15,120
If you think that's bad.

760
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:16,220
Wait till you see what's coming.

761
00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:17,160
If you think I'm lying.

762
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:19,060
You only have to look at.

763
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:20,800
Many.

764
00:56:20,980 --> 00:56:21,880
Filed terror.

765
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:22,600
Attempts.

766
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:23,560
Um.

767
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:24,800
By perpetrators.

768
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:25,260
Who were.

769
00:56:25,620 --> 00:56:26,400
Closely monitored.

770
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:27,640
And some would say.

771
00:56:28,660 --> 00:56:29,220
Goaded.

772
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,240
By some of the authorities out there.

773
00:56:32,300 --> 00:56:33,000
I'm not going to say.

774
00:56:33,140 --> 00:56:33,860
Name any names.

775
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:34,020
Or.

776
00:56:34,300 --> 00:56:34,600
You know.

777
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:35,560
Make any claims.

778
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:36,080
I don't want to.

779
00:56:36,460 --> 00:56:37,480
Get my goose cooked.

780
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:41,440
But by God.

781
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:43,780
We don't know the half of it.

782
00:56:44,660 --> 00:56:44,940
I mean.

783
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:46,040
I mean.

784
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,940
Do you seriously believe.

785
00:56:48,020 --> 00:56:48,300
Like.

786
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:48,700
That.

787
00:56:50,380 --> 00:56:51,780
One of those crazy.

788
00:56:51,940 --> 00:56:52,540
Crazy.

789
00:56:52,980 --> 00:56:53,860
Saudi guys.

790
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:54,660
His passports.

791
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:56,300
Was found.

792
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:56,980
Intact.

793
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,160
Bottom of a smoldering.

794
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:01,240
Wreck of buildings.

795
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:03,320
Do you seriously.

796
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:04,400
Believe that guys.

797
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:05,720
Because I don't.

798
00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:07,480
I don't know about you.

799
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:09,480
But I smell a rat.

800
00:57:11,600 --> 00:57:11,960
I don't know.

801
00:57:12,060 --> 00:57:12,960
We've got to make sure.

802
00:57:13,060 --> 00:57:14,200
We've got to show the guys.

803
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:14,980
Over in Germany.

804
00:57:14,980 --> 00:57:16,100
That we can do this.

805
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,460
Ahead of their fucking AMG.

806
00:57:17,540 --> 00:57:18,200
That's their own.

807
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:19,800
This is my custom class.

808
00:57:23,420 --> 00:57:24,140
Let's keep.

809
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:24,960
Keep.

810
00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:26,460
The fucking momentum going.

811
00:57:26,780 --> 00:57:27,600
And bring it home.

812
00:57:28,540 --> 00:57:29,420
Because God knows.

813
00:57:29,540 --> 00:57:30,020
We want to.

814
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:30,760
Look at that.

815
00:57:30,820 --> 00:57:31,800
The way I'm taking that corner.

816
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,300
This is something new.

817
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:34,720
This is something new.

818
00:57:35,180 --> 00:57:36,020
That we weren't doing.

819
00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:36,700
Before.

820
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:38,560
Come on.

821
00:57:38,860 --> 00:57:39,180
Keep.

822
00:57:39,340 --> 00:57:40,060
Keep abreast.

823
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:41,620
Keep abreast.

824
00:57:45,060 --> 00:57:46,220
I'm taking that corner.

825
00:57:46,220 --> 00:57:47,460
Like a fucking idiot.

826
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:51,560
Seam of the sack.

827
00:57:53,480 --> 00:57:54,580
I'll tell you something.

828
00:57:57,540 --> 00:57:58,700
I'll tell you something.

829
00:57:59,220 --> 00:58:00,860
I don't for a moment.

830
00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:04,200
Believe that that.

831
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:05,040
Atrocity.

832
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:07,000
Occurred.

833
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:10,760
Simply from the minds of those guys.

834
00:58:10,900 --> 00:58:11,180
There's.

835
00:58:11,300 --> 00:58:12,660
There was something else going on.

836
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:14,100
I'm not talking about Bin Laden.

837
00:58:14,340 --> 00:58:15,500
I'm not talking about.

838
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,100
I'm an Al-Zakawi.

839
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:17,440
Or.

840
00:58:18,700 --> 00:58:19,440
Whoever else.

841
00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:20,360
They ended up fucking.

842
00:58:20,740 --> 00:58:22,200
Sticking in Guantanamo.

843
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:22,900
And flaying.

844
00:58:26,820 --> 00:58:28,700
There was something bigger at play.

845
00:58:28,860 --> 00:58:29,280
Matt J.

846
00:58:29,420 --> 00:58:30,240
Thanks very much.

847
00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:38,520
And the Miles Dungeon is going to be doing its annual.

848
00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:42,260
9-11.

849
00:58:42,660 --> 00:58:43,320
Chill down.

850
00:58:45,900 --> 00:58:48,360
24 hour fucking situation.

851
00:58:48,620 --> 00:58:49,000
Visual.

852
00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:49,880
Audio visual.

853
00:58:52,100 --> 00:58:54,200
A veritable feast of.

854
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:56,380
Chilled out.

855
00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:57,520
Fucked up.

856
00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:58,340
Terror beats.

857
00:59:00,820 --> 00:59:02,240
And a comb down clean buzz.

858
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:06,200
Tickets going for 25 a pop.

859
00:59:06,540 --> 00:59:08,140
And get you on the guest list.

860
00:59:08,620 --> 00:59:09,340
If you ask nicely.

861
00:59:09,860 --> 00:59:10,980
Can't guarantee it though.

862
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:15,220
Two rooms.

863
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,220
Six DJs.

864
00:59:19,220 --> 00:59:21,420
Including an absolute ending.

865
00:59:22,020 --> 00:59:22,500
Session.

866
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,340
A real finishing mover of a session from the man himself.

867
00:59:26,060 --> 00:59:27,040
The Dung Ball.

868
00:59:28,780 --> 00:59:29,860
It's going to be delivering.

869
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:34,740
A historical keynote speech address.

870
00:59:36,100 --> 00:59:37,300
Called Terror.

871
00:59:37,900 --> 00:59:38,700
And Literature.

872
00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:47,400
And we're on the final lap.

873
00:59:47,640 --> 00:59:49,300
Can we get a silver trophy here.

874
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:50,880
Which would just.

875
00:59:51,180 --> 00:59:51,940
Give us something.

876
00:59:52,260 --> 00:59:53,500
To really sing about.

877
00:59:53,820 --> 00:59:55,520
After the end of an arduous.

878
00:59:55,620 --> 00:59:57,000
Five lap terror race.

879
00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:58,420
I mean I'd love to take this.

880
00:59:58,500 --> 00:59:59,980
To the fucking terror track again.

881
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:00,380
Afterwards.

882
01:00:00,540 --> 01:00:01,220
And go first.

883
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,180
But I'm well aware.

884
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:03,840
That we're probably.

885
01:00:03,980 --> 01:00:05,400
An hour into the stream.

886
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:06,740
And there's no sight.

887
01:00:06,740 --> 01:00:08,000
Or sniff of a trophy.

888
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:08,740
As of yet.

889
01:00:08,740 --> 01:00:16,800
Come on.

890
01:00:17,660 --> 01:00:18,920
Definitely not going to do it here.

891
01:00:19,860 --> 01:00:20,860
But we can go for it again.

892
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,400
I'm going to go one more after this.

893
01:00:23,740 --> 01:00:25,400
Because I'm getting used to the track now.

894
01:00:26,420 --> 01:00:27,200
You just need to.

895
01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:29,020
I'd say about five races.

896
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:31,260
Five races.

897
01:00:32,260 --> 01:00:34,060
Start to get a feel of the situation.

898
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:36,460
Let that track.

899
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,000
Each and every turn.

900
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:39,600
Filter through your subconscious.

901
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:41,460
Go through your.

902
01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:42,840
Medulla oblongata.

903
01:00:42,980 --> 01:00:43,780
Into the cerebral.

904
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:45,100
Cortex medulla.

905
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:46,400
Fuck.

906
01:00:49,020 --> 01:00:50,060
And that's a silver.

907
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:51,900
Let that filter through.

908
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,220
To your spinal column.

909
01:00:54,020 --> 01:00:55,660
And then regurgitate it through.

910
01:00:55,820 --> 01:00:56,720
Your subconscious.

911
01:00:56,980 --> 01:00:58,660
Once the track is in your subconscious.

912
01:00:59,160 --> 01:00:59,800
You'll know.

913
01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:00,660
And I'll be going through.

914
01:01:00,740 --> 01:01:01,420
Each and every turn.

915
01:01:02,060 --> 01:01:03,240
It was thrilling stuff.

916
01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:04,360
It was a second place.

917
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:05,580
It wasn't what we wanted.

918
01:01:05,660 --> 01:01:06,940
It was everything and more.

919
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:08,560
Although I tell a lie.

920
01:01:08,620 --> 01:01:09,220
It was less.

921
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:13,000
Silver trof.

922
01:01:14,540 --> 01:01:16,000
Followed by Carlson.

923
01:01:17,380 --> 01:01:18,500
It was from Finland.

924
01:01:18,700 --> 01:01:19,400
They usually say.

925
01:01:19,460 --> 01:01:20,260
If you want to win.

926
01:01:20,500 --> 01:01:21,140
Get a Finn.

927
01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:23,340
Couldn't do it this time.

928
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:24,600
The Japanese flag.

929
01:01:25,540 --> 01:01:25,880
There.

930
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:26,900
I tell you.

931
01:01:27,700 --> 01:01:28,920
After trying out the.

932
01:01:28,980 --> 01:01:30,500
Spicy Donnybrook fair.

933
01:01:31,140 --> 01:01:32,440
Chili over in Tokyo.

934
01:01:32,700 --> 01:01:33,780
Giving it to the.

935
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:34,760
The Japanese lads.

936
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:35,720
See what they thought of it.

937
01:01:36,520 --> 01:01:37,540
It came out the other end.

938
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:39,060
It was a spicy number.

939
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:39,760
The next day.

940
01:01:41,060 --> 01:01:41,780
My arse looked like.

941
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:42,700
A Japanese flag.

942
01:01:42,900 --> 01:01:43,400
I said to them.

943
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:44,840
And again.

944
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:45,380
They said.

945
01:01:45,460 --> 01:01:46,080
They didn't like it.

946
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:47,280
They thought that was racist.

947
01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:48,500
And they told me to leave.

948
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:48,980
I said.

949
01:01:49,100 --> 01:01:49,840
I didn't mean.

950
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:50,940
I was trying to just.

951
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:52,780
Make it.

952
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:54,040
Make light of the situation.

953
01:01:54,180 --> 01:01:54,500
Guys.

954
01:01:55,540 --> 01:01:55,740
And.

955
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:57,140
Backhurst just was like this.

956
01:01:57,720 --> 01:01:58,680
The back of the room.

957
01:01:58,760 --> 01:01:59,680
Because he stands at the back.

958
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:00,400
As well as being called.

959
01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:00,920
Backman.

960
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:02,240
And I.

961
01:02:02,380 --> 01:02:03,240
When I said the thing.

962
01:02:03,340 --> 01:02:03,780
About the.

963
01:02:03,940 --> 01:02:04,500
The spicy.

964
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:05,380
Coming out the other end.

965
01:02:05,420 --> 01:02:05,640
To the.

966
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:06,680
The guys in the room.

967
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:08,540
Backhurst was just.

968
01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:14,500
It was then I knew.

969
01:02:14,580 --> 01:02:15,300
I'd fucked up.

970
01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:16,360
And.

971
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:16,920
They.

972
01:02:17,060 --> 01:02:18,440
They said to their handlers.

973
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:19,940
Don't bring him back again.

974
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:20,980
Spoken cruiser.

975
01:02:21,220 --> 01:02:22,160
Thanks very much there.

976
01:02:22,260 --> 01:02:22,740
Niamh.

977
01:02:22,900 --> 01:02:23,340
Niamh.

978
01:02:23,380 --> 01:02:24,360
Very very kind of you.

979
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:25,640
So good to see you again.

980
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:26,060
Connor.

981
01:02:26,340 --> 01:02:26,820
Well look.

982
01:02:26,940 --> 01:02:27,140
That.

983
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:28,780
Silver trove there as well.

984
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:30,240
Look at that spinning silver.

985
01:02:31,180 --> 01:02:31,620
Delight.

986
01:02:33,060 --> 01:02:34,880
Have you spoken to John lately?

987
01:02:35,620 --> 01:02:37,080
Please shout out Steve and Matt.

988
01:02:37,140 --> 01:02:38,180
We're all huge fans.

989
01:02:38,660 --> 01:02:40,060
Keep up the great content.

990
01:02:40,260 --> 01:02:40,980
Thanks very much.

991
01:02:42,500 --> 01:02:43,340
Yeah look.

992
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:44,880
I haven't seen John in a while.

993
01:02:46,700 --> 01:02:48,120
But if you're watching John.

994
01:02:49,460 --> 01:02:50,520
Give us a shout.

995
01:02:51,700 --> 01:02:53,160
Grant Thornton have been in touch.

996
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:54,400
They're worried about you John.

997
01:02:55,700 --> 01:02:56,500
They're worried.

998
01:02:57,300 --> 01:02:58,340
They want to see you back.

999
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:00,940
Where have you been?

1000
01:03:03,620 --> 01:03:04,460
Where have you been?

1001
01:03:04,460 --> 01:03:34,440
Thank you.

1002
01:03:34,440 --> 01:04:04,420
Thank you.

1003
01:04:04,420 --> 01:04:06,420
Thank you.

1004
01:04:06,420 --> 01:04:08,420
Thank you.

1005
01:04:08,420 --> 01:04:10,420
Thank you.

1006
01:04:10,420 --> 01:04:40,400
Thank you.

1007
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,400
Thank you.

1008
01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,400
Thank you.

1009
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,400
Thank you.

1010
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:48,400
Thank you.

1011
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,400
Thank you.

1012
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:52,400
Thank you.

1013
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:52,400
Thank you.

1014
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:52,400
Thank you.

1015
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:54,400
Thank you.

1016
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:56,400
Thank you.

1017
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:56,400
Thank you.

1018
01:04:56,400 --> 01:04:58,400
Thank you.

1019
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:00,400
Thank you.

1020
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:00,400
Thank you.

1021
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:02,400
Thank you.

1022
01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:08,260
say. We might be meeting up with Ed Welburn in a minute. This groovy little guy down next to him.

1023
01:05:08,260 --> 01:05:15,200
Right here. Right here. I like to, when I'm in the cafe with Ed, I like to just...

1024
01:05:25,700 --> 01:05:54,460
do that to his dough. And he doesn't mind it as well. He doesn't find that as a kind of slight on him. He's a great guy. It's Ed, you know. It's just Ed. It's Ed's head. Ed's squeaky head. Quick look at the menu and see what we've got there. Because we might have to regress to an easier race just to come away with a trof, then get the confidence built. Yeah? Get the confidence built up. Fuck off back to Sakuba.

1025
01:05:54,460 --> 01:06:11,180
Take them for all they've got. Let's get a bit of Ross Atkins going. Love this guy's way of presenting. He's on the rise. Used to be a drum and bass DJ. I shit you not. Let's have a look here. News. Get this going.

1026
01:06:14,460 --> 01:06:29,020
The Atkinator. Pregosian. What do you think? Do you reckon he did it? Do you reckon he was in it? Or not? You wouldn't know. You wouldn't know what's going on over there. You would not know what's going on.

1027
01:06:30,460 --> 01:06:58,460
Here are four possible explanations for why Pregosian's plane came down. The first is a bomb. This footage, confirmed by BBC Verify, shows the plane falling to earth rapidly. This could have been caused by a bomb. And based on tracking data from Pregosian's plane, it had been in Moscow and hadn't flown for over a month, potentially making access to the plane easier. Though tracking technology can be switched off, it is probable, if not certain, that the plane hadn't moved.

1028
01:06:58,460 --> 01:07:21,620
What was he thinking going back into Russia? Was he thinking it was all fine? Was he thinking it was just going to be, sorry about that? Look, let bygones be bygones. Let's have a laugh, yeah? There's no way. And they were saying that it wasn't even a surface-to-air missile that took it down. It was a fucking bomb on board.

1029
01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:25,100
If not a bomb, then it could have been a surface-to-air missile.

1030
01:07:25,660 --> 01:07:26,600
That's been ruled out.

1031
01:07:26,600 --> 01:07:47,460
Look, the US don't know what's going on. I was in midair on the way over to Tokyo when I got the news. Backhurst was probably the first to find out before anybody, actually.

1032
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:53,400
Backhurst said, look, sit down, Connor. We've got some bad news.

1033
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:59,100
I can't do his accent. That's not his accent, but he said, Pregosian's gone.

1034
01:07:59,960 --> 01:08:01,960
I said, what?

1035
01:08:03,100 --> 01:08:06,760
He said, Pregosian, he's been fucking vaporized.

1036
01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:08,560
Probably a Sam.

1037
01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:11,760
Sam Neill, I said.

1038
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:15,140
He said, no, a surface-to-air missile.

1039
01:08:15,700 --> 01:08:17,300
I said, Jesus Christ.

1040
01:08:19,140 --> 01:08:22,120
How many lives were lost, Backhurst?

1041
01:08:23,440 --> 01:08:25,580
He said, 11 people on board.

1042
01:08:27,060 --> 01:08:28,640
We're still waiting on developments.

1043
01:08:30,580 --> 01:08:32,240
And we're still waiting on developments.

1044
01:08:32,940 --> 01:08:36,260
Another explanation is, it was a missile from a fighter jet.

1045
01:08:36,860 --> 01:08:40,660
Pregosian's plane came down near a village called Kuzhankina, north of Moscow.

1046
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,920
20 kilometers away is the Migolovo airbase.

1047
01:08:44,180 --> 01:08:46,620
A fighter could have reached the plane very quickly.

1048
01:08:47,340 --> 01:08:51,800
But while Pregosian's plane's final flight could be tracked on publicly available services,

1049
01:08:52,580 --> 01:08:54,920
fighter jets don't allow this type of tracking.

1050
01:08:55,580 --> 01:08:57,840
We don't know if a jet was involved.

1051
01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:01,020
The final explanation is that this was an accident.

1052
01:09:01,620 --> 01:09:04,060
Pregosian's plane was in player Legacy 600.

1053
01:09:04,720 --> 01:09:08,040
The models had one accident in more than 20 years service,

1054
01:09:08,540 --> 01:09:10,600
and that wasn't caused by mechanical failure.

1055
01:09:11,220 --> 01:09:13,860
Also, Pregosian's plane was cruising at 28,000 feet.

1056
01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:19,180
The least likely time in a flight for a plane to have mechanical or structural problems.

1057
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:22,560
All of which means that we don't know why the plane came down.

1058
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:24,160
It may have been an accident.

1059
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:28,060
But it's much more likely that Pregosian's plane was brought down deliberately.

1060
01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:30,700
Look.

1061
01:09:37,220 --> 01:09:38,180
Them's the brakes!

1062
01:09:38,220 --> 01:09:42,360
Well, I'm in the Border Forces Dover facility where migrants have come across...

1063
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:44,140
Turn that off. Sorry about that.

1064
01:09:46,140 --> 01:09:46,900
That was...

1065
01:09:47,900 --> 01:09:48,420
Pregosian.

1066
01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:49,900
He's gone.

1067
01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:52,040
Vaporized.

1068
01:09:52,040 --> 01:09:52,080
Vaporized.

1069
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:56,080
Nobody saw it coming.

1070
01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:58,040
I saw it coming.

1071
01:09:58,040 --> 01:09:58,080
I saw it coming.

1072
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:00,000
Could have warned him.

1073
01:10:01,200 --> 01:10:02,540
He wasn't going to listen anyway.

1074
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:05,120
He wasn't going to listen anyway.

1075
01:10:06,220 --> 01:10:07,140
Spent a lot of time...

1076
01:10:09,140 --> 01:10:13,140
In Russian telegram groups trying to warn...

1077
01:10:13,140 --> 01:10:13,520
Oh, sorry.

1078
01:10:14,500 --> 01:10:19,800
Wagner telegram groups trying to warn him of what was around the corner, but he never responded.

1079
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:24,840
Could have started something.

1080
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:27,180
He could have started something out there.

1081
01:10:31,900 --> 01:10:34,760
Anyway, let's see how we're going to get on with this menu here.

1082
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:35,940
Let's get a gold trophy.

1083
01:10:37,860 --> 01:10:39,420
So they're after a Nissan.

1084
01:10:39,660 --> 01:10:40,140
How do we...

1085
01:10:40,140 --> 01:10:41,920
How do we acquire these cars?

1086
01:10:42,060 --> 01:10:43,440
You know, there's a Wayno.

1087
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:44,520
So, Yunos.

1088
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:46,500
Mazda Yunos Roadster.

1089
01:10:46,580 --> 01:10:47,020
89.

1090
01:10:48,660 --> 01:10:50,640
Jackie, thanks very much for the tip there.

1091
01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:52,400
And Matt J as well.

1092
01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:56,300
Were you talking to Pregosian's last pilot during the layover?

1093
01:10:56,820 --> 01:10:58,160
What was his yarn for you?

1094
01:10:58,320 --> 01:10:59,260
Look, I wasn't.

1095
01:10:59,320 --> 01:11:01,380
I was saying I was in the air when Pregosian was.

1096
01:11:01,380 --> 01:11:02,780
So lucky it wasn't me.

1097
01:11:03,660 --> 01:11:05,060
So lucky it wasn't me.

1098
01:11:06,740 --> 01:11:07,220
No.

1099
01:11:10,020 --> 01:11:11,660
He's in a better place now.

1100
01:11:14,580 --> 01:11:15,160
Let's see.

1101
01:11:15,220 --> 01:11:16,000
How do we do this?

1102
01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:17,080
We start this.

1103
01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:22,040
For this menu, I'd like you to collect Japanese FR sports cars.

1104
01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:24,900
Have you heard the term FR before?

1105
01:11:25,100 --> 01:11:26,000
Of course I have.

1106
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:29,260
It refers to cars which have the engine mounted in the front.

1107
01:11:29,260 --> 01:11:29,740
F.

1108
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:31,620
With the driven wheels at the rear.

1109
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:32,160
R.

1110
01:11:33,100 --> 01:11:36,000
In other words, the rear wheels power the car.

1111
01:11:36,620 --> 01:11:38,000
And the front wheels turn it.

1112
01:11:39,660 --> 01:11:42,500
This clear division of labour between the front and back.

1113
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:46,400
Backhurst makes the most of all four wheels.

1114
01:11:47,080 --> 01:11:50,500
Try driving an FR car and you'll soon see what I mean.

1115
01:11:51,180 --> 01:11:58,160
So used to the four wheel drive raw whining power of the Mercedes that I have no desire to.

1116
01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:00,020
But I mean, we want to complete a menu.

1117
01:12:00,140 --> 01:12:01,320
We want to get a go trove.

1118
01:12:01,700 --> 01:12:04,300
It's not really happening with the AMG at the moment.

1119
01:12:04,300 --> 01:12:06,580
Let's build the confidence up.

1120
01:12:06,620 --> 01:12:16,580
Get something going here and really come away with a new boosted self-esteem package to launch ourselves into the fucking next hour.

1121
01:12:17,620 --> 01:12:21,760
The FR is the real enthusiast drive says Dick Dastardly.

1122
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:28,900
And my college car was a yellow Nissan Sunny called the Golden Retriever says Jimmy Casey.

1123
01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:30,280
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1124
01:12:30,280 --> 01:12:31,240
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1125
01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:32,200
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1126
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:33,200
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1127
01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:34,200
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1128
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:35,200
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1129
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:36,200
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1130
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:37,200
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1131
01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:38,200
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1132
01:12:38,200 --> 01:12:39,200
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1133
01:12:39,200 --> 01:12:40,200
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1134
01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:41,200
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1135
01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:42,200
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1136
01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:55,500
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1137
01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:56,500
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1138
01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:58,500
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1139
01:12:58,500 --> 01:12:59,500
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1140
01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:00,500
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1141
01:13:00,500 --> 01:13:01,500
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1142
01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:02,500
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1143
01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:03,500
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1144
01:13:03,500 --> 01:13:04,500
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1145
01:13:04,500 --> 01:13:05,500
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1146
01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:06,500
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1147
01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:07,500
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1148
01:13:07,500 --> 01:13:08,500
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1149
01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:09,500
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1150
01:13:09,500 --> 01:13:10,500
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1151
01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:11,500
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1152
01:13:11,500 --> 01:13:12,800
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1153
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:13,800
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1154
01:13:13,800 --> 01:13:14,800
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1155
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:15,800
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1156
01:13:15,800 --> 01:13:16,800
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1157
01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:17,800
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1158
01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:18,800
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1159
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:19,800
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1160
01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:20,800
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1161
01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:21,800
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1162
01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:22,800
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1163
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:23,800
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1164
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:24,800
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1165
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:25,800
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1166
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:26,800
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1167
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:27,800
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1168
01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:31,800
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1169
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:32,800
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1170
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:33,800
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1171
01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:35,800
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1172
01:13:35,800 --> 01:13:42,100
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1173
01:13:42,100 --> 01:13:44,100
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1174
01:13:44,100 --> 01:13:45,100
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1175
01:13:45,100 --> 01:13:46,100
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1176
01:13:46,100 --> 01:13:47,100
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1177
01:13:47,100 --> 01:13:48,100
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1178
01:13:48,100 --> 01:13:49,100
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1179
01:13:49,100 --> 01:13:50,100
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1180
01:13:50,100 --> 01:13:51,100
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1181
01:13:51,100 --> 01:13:52,100
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1182
01:13:52,100 --> 01:13:56,400
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1183
01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:58,400
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1184
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:00,400
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1185
01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:02,400
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1186
01:14:02,400 --> 01:14:04,400
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1187
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:06,400
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1188
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,400
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1189
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:09,400
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1190
01:14:09,400 --> 01:14:10,400
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1191
01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:11,400
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1192
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:12,400
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1193
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:13,400
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1194
01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:14,400
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1195
01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:15,400
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1196
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:16,400
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1197
01:14:16,400 --> 01:14:17,400
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1198
01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:18,400
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1199
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:19,400
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1200
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:20,400
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1201
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:21,400
The FR is the real enthusiast drive.

1202
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:23,400
Does anybody know what the Z is there?

1203
01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:28,400
Look, I'm not Japanese enthusiastic at all.

1204
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:30,400
Pure German, born and bred.

1205
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:34,400
Sorry about that.

1206
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:36,400
I've got the voice box on there.

1207
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:39,400
Wow, that was a mistake.

1208
01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:42,400
Gotta be the Z, Dick Dastardly.

1209
01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:43,400
What is it?

1210
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:44,400
Is it a Nissan?

1211
01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:57,400
Speaking through a harmonica mic plugged into a bullhorn.

1212
01:14:57,400 --> 01:14:59,400
It's a Mazda.

1213
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:01,400
Somebody call Grant Thornton.

1214
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:03,400
We need an audit.

1215
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:04,400
Somebody call Grant Thornton.

1216
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:06,400
Brooklyn Lukey is spilling blood.

1217
01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:08,400
Spilling claret in the chat.

1218
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:11,400
Spilling claret in the tipsters.

1219
01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:12,400
Thanks very much.

1220
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:14,400
Gold tropes only, you see.

1221
01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:15,400
Look, I'm doing my best here.

1222
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:18,400
I'm trying to come away with something shiny and nice.

1223
01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:20,400
His name is Muttman.

1224
01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:22,400
Bertie Ahern, thanks very much for the Muttbag.

1225
01:15:22,400 --> 01:15:25,400
If you play with snakes, you're gonna get slithered on.

1226
01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:27,400
Hashtag Purgosian.

1227
01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:29,400
Thanks very much, Glad.

1228
01:15:29,400 --> 01:15:32,400
Sparkling Lukey, it's good to have you back in the manifold.

1229
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:38,400
James Johnson says this is a 350Z or a 370Z.

1230
01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:39,400
Let's have a look here.

1231
01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:43,400
It's a shame you can't just select to take off the news ticker.

1232
01:15:43,400 --> 01:15:49,400
See, the way I just go up to the top here, I can select my menu book, my credits.

1233
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:51,400
It's...

1234
01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:55,400
It'd be handy to just select the car for a quick look.

1235
01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:57,400
I'm gonna do that anyway.

1236
01:15:57,400 --> 01:16:01,400
Go back to the garage and just check in and have a little look.

1237
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:05,400
It'd be interesting to see the story, the backstory behind this beast that we're gonna drive.

1238
01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:07,400
And go into this.

1239
01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:08,400
Yeah, I was right.

1240
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:09,400
It is a Nissan.

1241
01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:11,400
It's a Z Performance 23.

1242
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:12,400
Must have won it.

1243
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:13,400
It's beautiful.

1244
01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:14,400
It's really nice.

1245
01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:15,400
Look at this.

1246
01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:17,400
Look at the interior.

1247
01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:18,400
Jesus Christ.

1248
01:16:18,400 --> 01:16:21,400
Debussy-esque.

1249
01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:24,400
Claire de Lune.

1250
01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:27,400
Fucking absolutely.

1251
01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:29,400
Exquisite inside.

1252
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:31,400
Look at those wheels.

1253
01:16:31,400 --> 01:16:33,400
It's that racing carbon brakes.

1254
01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:34,400
Pure spec.

1255
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:40,840
those wheels it's that racing carbon brakes pure spec

1256
01:16:40,840 --> 01:17:08,200
beautiful

1257
01:17:09,880 --> 01:17:38,920
let's get this let's get this monster going and the only place it should be Tokyo it's made for Tokyo it was probably born in Tokyo beautiful sensual somebody call Grant Thornton we need an audit

1258
01:17:38,920 --> 01:18:04,780
thanks very much Yevgeny Healy Ray for the Grant Thornton touch so we're going for the FR challenge we want to complete our menu book here Japanese FR sports car we want to bring that back to Luca and then squeak the top of Ed's head until he gets annoyed and I get fired from the cafe where you can't even fire me because I'm a customer

1259
01:18:04,780 --> 01:18:20,300
I saw its first hundred clicks outside the lab on the streets of Ginza says Owen Hooley I'm not sure I'm pronouncing that right

1260
01:18:20,300 --> 01:18:22,300
yes

1261
01:18:22,300 --> 01:18:28,300
somebody call Grant Thornton we need an audit

1262
01:18:28,300 --> 01:18:30,620
grease fingers thanks very much bud

1263
01:18:30,620 --> 01:18:35,100
I know who got priggy priggy

1264
01:18:35,100 --> 01:18:37,120
And can provide contract

1265
01:18:37,120 --> 01:18:39,060
Contact details to anyone

1266
01:18:39,060 --> 01:18:40,460
Who sends me

1267
01:18:40,460 --> 01:18:43,280
I'm not gonna end the end of that sentence

1268
01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:44,740
Thanks very much for the tip though

1269
01:18:44,740 --> 01:18:50,680
Let's go

1270
01:18:50,680 --> 01:18:51,660
Let's go

1271
01:18:54,300 --> 01:18:55,020
Sil 80

1272
01:18:55,020 --> 01:18:56,920
Jesus I haven't seen that in a few years

1273
01:18:56,920 --> 01:18:57,660
I'm getting fucking

1274
01:18:57,660 --> 01:18:59,500
Spinning around here

1275
01:18:59,500 --> 01:19:00,760
Could be overpowered

1276
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:02,800
A Sil 80 98

1277
01:19:02,800 --> 01:19:04,720
And look at this Corolla

1278
01:19:04,720 --> 01:19:06,900
Into the back

1279
01:19:06,900 --> 01:19:08,160
Thank god there's gonna be no

1280
01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:10,440
Penalties

1281
01:19:10,440 --> 01:19:12,820
At least I don't think I get penalised here for

1282
01:19:12,820 --> 01:19:14,740
Ram arson

1283
01:19:14,740 --> 01:19:15,460
Some fucking

1284
01:19:15,460 --> 01:19:16,840
Nissanistic

1285
01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:22,620
Road creamer

1286
01:19:26,220 --> 01:19:27,500
I'm going to the side there

1287
01:19:27,500 --> 01:19:28,020
It's not good

1288
01:19:28,020 --> 01:19:28,780
It's bad driving

1289
01:19:28,780 --> 01:19:31,000
I don't like to show that side of myself here

1290
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:38,260
It's lovely

1291
01:19:38,260 --> 01:19:39,600
It's lovely scenery

1292
01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:40,420
It's beautiful

1293
01:19:40,420 --> 01:19:42,220
This is the way racing should be

1294
01:19:42,220 --> 01:19:48,160
On a closed off civilian road circuit around Tokyo

1295
01:19:48,160 --> 01:19:51,380
Got Michael Simmons there in second

1296
01:19:51,380 --> 01:19:52,500
The Aussie

1297
01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:54,000
Aussie

1298
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:54,000
Aussie

1299
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:54,320
Aussie

1300
01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:54,700
Aussie

1301
01:19:54,700 --> 01:19:56,260
Sorry Simo

1302
01:19:56,260 --> 01:19:58,900
See you later

1303
01:19:58,900 --> 01:20:00,880
You creep

1304
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:05,220
And we've only got a second lap

1305
01:20:05,220 --> 01:20:06,800
And we're still in second place

1306
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:08,980
We've only got one more lap to go

1307
01:20:08,980 --> 01:20:10,040
We're in second place

1308
01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:11,720
I go straight into a wall

1309
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:13,360
And it's

1310
01:20:13,360 --> 01:20:15,320
Road rage

1311
01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:16,720
Kevilham

1312
01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:18,280
The Dutch

1313
01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:19,320
Dreamer

1314
01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:22,040
Custer creamer

1315
01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:31,400
Let's do this for Backhurst

1316
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:33,240
We're going to do this for three people

1317
01:20:33,240 --> 01:20:34,520
Three sentiments

1318
01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:34,900
One

1319
01:20:34,900 --> 01:20:37,780
The Chinese

1320
01:20:37,780 --> 01:20:41,600
Who are going to have to suffer the radioactive sea spillage of the Japanese

1321
01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:42,020
Two

1322
01:20:42,020 --> 01:20:43,400
The Japanese

1323
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:46,080
Who never wanted it to be that way

1324
01:20:46,080 --> 01:20:47,300
And three

1325
01:20:47,300 --> 01:20:49,620
Ryan Tuberty's soul

1326
01:20:49,620 --> 01:20:52,500
Because let's face it

1327
01:20:52,500 --> 01:20:56,560
He needs all the help he can get right now

1328
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:58,160
And we want to send him big big

1329
01:20:58,160 --> 01:21:02,120
Love and gold trove vibes

1330
01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:05,360
He's in our hearts

1331
01:21:05,360 --> 01:21:06,080
And look at that

1332
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:08,420
Day has turned into night here in Tokyo

1333
01:21:08,420 --> 01:21:12,340
Not a drop of blood spilled

1334
01:21:12,340 --> 01:21:13,780
A bloodless coup

1335
01:21:13,780 --> 01:21:16,560
On the streets of Tokyo

1336
01:21:16,560 --> 01:21:18,820
As I drift this fucking

1337
01:21:18,820 --> 01:21:20,980
Fair lady into a tunnel

1338
01:21:20,980 --> 01:21:24,740
Like an automobillistic

1339
01:21:24,740 --> 01:21:26,620
Polymath

1340
01:21:26,620 --> 01:21:27,600
Of the gravel

1341
01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:30,800
Of the tarmac

1342
01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:38,720
Actually it was in that building there the other night

1343
01:21:38,720 --> 01:21:42,040
In a post meeting piss up

1344
01:21:42,040 --> 01:21:44,420
Laying into the goose

1345
01:21:44,420 --> 01:21:48,020
Fucking as hard as I'm laying into that barrier there

1346
01:21:48,020 --> 01:21:51,880
Thought I'm not bringing it back

1347
01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:53,460
Because I have to pay duty on the goose

1348
01:21:53,460 --> 01:21:53,780
So

1349
01:21:53,780 --> 01:21:55,060
Let's

1350
01:21:55,060 --> 01:21:56,800
Get into it

1351
01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:59,400
Backer said we have a flight in the morning cons

1352
01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:02,400
It's time for you to get into your bag

1353
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:04,680
So he stuck me in the bag

1354
01:22:04,680 --> 01:22:06,360
And I got fucking loaded

1355
01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:08,920
And that's a beautiful groovy little

1356
01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:13,220
That's beautiful

1357
01:22:13,220 --> 01:22:14,160
It's a gold trove

1358
01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:15,240
It's the first place

1359
01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:18,480
Beautiful stuff

1360
01:22:18,480 --> 01:22:19,860
Booyah

1361
01:22:19,860 --> 01:22:24,820
Japanese FR Challenge 450

1362
01:22:24,820 --> 01:22:26,720
And that's it

1363
01:22:26,720 --> 01:22:27,780
Yes

1364
01:22:27,780 --> 01:22:28,960
Come on

1365
01:22:28,960 --> 01:22:33,140
Japanese FR Challenge 450 Tokyo Expressway

1366
01:22:33,140 --> 01:22:34,240
Let's go

1367
01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:36,400
Let's go

1368
01:22:36,400 --> 01:22:39,460
That's very much 2024

1369
01:22:39,460 --> 01:22:44,420
Well well well

1370
01:22:44,420 --> 01:22:50,160
We didn't think it could be done

1371
01:22:50,160 --> 01:22:53,060
Another night in paradise

1372
01:22:53,060 --> 01:22:55,140
The stars aligned

1373
01:22:55,140 --> 01:22:59,160
To ensure the safe delivery of myself

1374
01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:01,080
And my car

1375
01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:02,580
Over the finishing line

1376
01:23:02,580 --> 01:23:04,280
And it's a gold trove

1377
01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:05,840
That was never in any doubt

1378
01:23:05,840 --> 01:23:09,300
Yes

1379
01:23:09,300 --> 01:23:10,160
That's it

1380
01:23:10,160 --> 01:23:12,480
Clap and cheer

1381
01:23:12,480 --> 01:23:14,940
Clap and cheer

1382
01:23:14,940 --> 01:23:18,280
Keep going

1383
01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:20,520
We want to hear some more of it guys

1384
01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:22,760
First I want to thank

1385
01:23:22,760 --> 01:23:24,160
Donnybrook Fair

1386
01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:26,540
Sam Pellegrino

1387
01:23:26,540 --> 01:23:28,980
Ivan Yates

1388
01:23:28,980 --> 01:23:32,880
Kevin the Backsacker Backhurst

1389
01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:35,060
Ryan Trubbery

1390
01:23:35,060 --> 01:23:36,140
Without whose help

1391
01:23:36,140 --> 01:23:37,500
And indignation

1392
01:23:37,500 --> 01:23:39,380
I never would have been able to achieve

1393
01:23:39,380 --> 01:23:41,860
My wildest machinations

1394
01:23:41,860 --> 01:23:44,720
I want to thank myself again

1395
01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:46,480
First and foremost

1396
01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:49,520
But I want to remain humble

1397
01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:51,080
At the same time

1398
01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:55,640
In association with Rolex

1399
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:59,300
And Energia

1400
01:23:59,300 --> 01:24:01,540
Thanks very much

1401
01:24:01,540 --> 01:24:03,480
The lads in Wagner Group as well

1402
01:24:03,480 --> 01:24:05,980
Prigozhin

1403
01:24:05,980 --> 01:24:08,840
You sleep with the angels tonight little man

1404
01:24:08,840 --> 01:24:13,880
We are forever grateful for the coup

1405
01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:14,880
The failed coup

1406
01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:14,880
The failed coup

1407
01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:17,060
You could have gone further

1408
01:24:17,060 --> 01:24:18,640
But you didn't have the balls

1409
01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:19,640
You probably should have

1410
01:24:19,640 --> 01:24:23,640
You would have gone down in legendary status

1411
01:24:23,640 --> 01:24:25,760
Instead of gone down in a plane

1412
01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:27,880
In a fucking bad status

1413
01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:33,380
On the flip side you made some great hot dogs

1414
01:24:33,380 --> 01:24:38,040
Never has a hot dog vendor gone so far

1415
01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:40,320
Traveled

1416
01:24:40,320 --> 01:24:42,320
Straddled careers

1417
01:24:42,320 --> 01:24:45,080
Which spanned a lifetime

1418
01:24:45,080 --> 01:24:49,080
I want to thank you very much as well to Reynolds

1419
01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:53,080
Ryan Reynolds and Renault Barter accounts

1420
01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:56,840
What can I say?

1421
01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:59,840
Thank you so much

1422
01:24:59,840 --> 01:25:01,960
Tonight is our night

1423
01:25:01,960 --> 01:25:04,760
Tomorrow is another day

1424
01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:06,080
Yesterday is gone

1425
01:25:06,080 --> 01:25:07,080
And tonight

1426
01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:07,080
And tonight

1427
01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:07,080
And tonight

1428
01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:08,080
And tonight

1429
01:25:08,080 --> 01:25:10,080
We will drink from the goblet of our enemies

1430
01:25:10,080 --> 01:25:11,080
And tonight

1431
01:25:11,080 --> 01:25:11,080
We will drink from the goblet of our enemies

1432
01:25:11,080 --> 01:25:13,080
Providing the goblet?

1433
01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:14,080
You know it

1434
01:25:14,080 --> 01:25:16,080
None other than Eddie Hobgoblin

1435
01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:18,080
An absolute gold bullion hoarder

1436
01:25:18,080 --> 01:25:19,080
A non-friate currency regarder

1437
01:25:19,080 --> 01:25:20,080
An economist

1438
01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:21,080
Better

1439
01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:22,080
Than McWilliams

1440
01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:23,080
I am willing to put the house on that

1441
01:25:23,080 --> 01:25:24,080
I am willing to put the car on that

1442
01:25:24,080 --> 01:25:25,080
I am willing to stake my claim at the table of reputation or behavior at that

1443
01:25:25,080 --> 01:25:26,080
From now on

1444
01:25:26,080 --> 01:25:27,080
It's all about us

1445
01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:28,080
We are the future

1446
01:25:28,080 --> 01:25:29,080
Spooky loser

1447
01:25:29,080 --> 01:25:37,560
I'm willing to put the house on that. I'm willing to put the car on that. I'm willing to stake my claim at the table of reputational behavior at that.

1448
01:25:39,160 --> 01:25:43,940
From now on, it's all about us. We are the future.

1449
01:25:46,160 --> 01:25:49,560
Thank you so much. I love you all.

1450
01:25:58,100 --> 01:26:21,220
And to my enemies, one more. P.S. to my enemies. You've never had it in front of you. And you're not likely to ever either. Not while we're in front. This one's for a mutman. Peace. Unity. Connor Williams. Thank you very much.

1451
01:26:27,120 --> 01:26:57,100
Thank you.

1452
01:26:57,100 --> 01:27:06,880
Seems kind of quiet.

1453
01:27:07,960 --> 01:27:08,480
Very bad.

1454
01:27:09,280 --> 01:27:12,160
Seems kind of quiet after that.

1455
01:27:13,400 --> 01:27:15,720
Exclusive amazing victory, don't you think?

1456
01:27:17,200 --> 01:27:20,160
That's not quiet. That's just the sound of success.

1457
01:27:21,020 --> 01:27:24,340
The sound. The deafening sound of silence.

1458
01:27:24,340 --> 01:27:35,740
After an absolute barbaric brainstorming motor car delivery of a Yunos Roadster to the collection cart.

1459
01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:40,920
Can't wait to get back to Ed in that cafe and start squeaking his bald bonce.

1460
01:27:41,960 --> 01:27:44,720
He loves it. At least he says he does.

1461
01:27:44,720 --> 01:27:56,100
Big shout out to Tiz my star field. And 2024 road trip. Please. Thank you very much.

1462
01:27:56,100 --> 01:28:06,980
Will Tommy be playing Schlug field. Will Tommy be playing Schlug field when it's released next month? Don't know what's Schlug field. I'm not sure yet.

1463
01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:23,880
That's lovely though. We've got a Yunos. And we're gonna go for the Corolla. Toyota. I think it's called 11. I'm not sure if it was ever christened or called a Corolla over in Japan.

1464
01:28:23,940 --> 01:28:27,640
But for some reason they call it 11th in this game maybe.

1465
01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:37,320
Alright there. A bit loud. Blasting your ears off there. Let's have a quick look at this replay. See how technically I handled the course here. I mean it was a...

1466
01:28:37,320 --> 01:28:39,620
It was a great show.

1467
01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:46,360
These guys really didn't stand a chance. Look at that. Straight into the wall.

1468
01:28:48,860 --> 01:28:50,660
And that's the 11 in front here.

1469
01:28:53,240 --> 01:28:56,580
Yeah the 11 fretless Corolla twin cam.

1470
01:28:58,200 --> 01:29:02,880
The Yunos is just an MX-5. Yeah it's... It's... It's shit.

1471
01:29:03,800 --> 01:29:07,100
I wouldn't drive it. I wouldn't be seen dead in it.

1472
01:29:07,100 --> 01:29:14,480
That's some fantastic driving there as well.

1473
01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:16,280
That's beautiful.

1474
01:29:20,860 --> 01:29:22,100
Should have seen backers.

1475
01:29:23,680 --> 01:29:24,620
The other day.

1476
01:29:24,620 --> 01:29:27,280
We were hitting the high speed ring around Shibuya.

1477
01:29:28,920 --> 01:29:31,440
Nearly went into a fucking wall there as well.

1478
01:29:31,640 --> 01:29:33,620
Nearly went into a rake of people.

1479
01:29:33,620 --> 01:29:34,260
People.

1480
01:29:38,340 --> 01:29:39,460
Thank God I didn't.

1481
01:29:41,460 --> 01:29:42,540
Went hell for leverage.

1482
01:29:42,700 --> 01:29:44,400
You know through that cross?

1483
01:29:44,680 --> 01:29:48,500
You know that cross in that famous crossing in Japan where they're coming from all angles?

1484
01:29:49,560 --> 01:29:49,800
Yeah.

1485
01:29:51,440 --> 01:29:51,920
That.

1486
01:29:54,320 --> 01:29:56,300
Doing that in a Subaru Impreza.

1487
01:29:56,520 --> 01:29:57,420
World Rally Edition.

1488
01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:00,060
Colin McRae style.

1489
01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:04,460
Backhurst shot himself.

1490
01:30:07,720 --> 01:30:09,000
I said, Shothurst.

1491
01:30:11,640 --> 01:30:12,840
Clean yourself up.

1492
01:30:14,300 --> 01:30:16,160
We've still got another day of this.

1493
01:30:20,500 --> 01:30:22,280
He's pure business as Backhurst.

1494
01:30:23,780 --> 01:30:28,320
Doesn't like this high speed hijinks around inner city Tokyo.

1495
01:30:28,460 --> 01:30:29,280
Downtown Tokyo.

1496
01:30:29,700 --> 01:30:30,180
Shibuya.

1497
01:30:35,700 --> 01:30:36,900
Subaru and Priza.

1498
01:30:37,060 --> 01:30:39,300
World Rally Edition STI.

1499
01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:43,820
Pickled Onions.

1500
01:30:43,900 --> 01:30:44,700
How are you getting on, man?

1501
01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:45,780
Backhurst versus Brathurst.

1502
01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:47,060
Who wins?

1503
01:30:47,060 --> 01:30:48,600
I have to say.

1504
01:30:49,020 --> 01:30:51,480
None other than Backhurst.

1505
01:30:52,020 --> 01:30:57,500
The exclusive limited edition German version of Kevin Backhurst.

1506
01:30:58,220 --> 01:31:01,800
Who comes out of the woodwork when shit gets real.

1507
01:31:02,520 --> 01:31:04,700
You don't want the German version of Backhurst.

1508
01:31:04,860 --> 01:31:05,380
Backhurst.

1509
01:31:05,460 --> 01:31:05,640
Sorry.

1510
01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:09,040
Ray.

1511
01:31:09,180 --> 01:31:10,060
How are you getting on?

1512
01:31:10,220 --> 01:31:11,180
Are you well, Francis?

1513
01:31:11,320 --> 01:31:12,020
I don't know.

1514
01:31:12,020 --> 01:31:13,040
You'd have to ask Francis.

1515
01:31:13,180 --> 01:31:13,640
I'm going to ask.

1516
01:31:14,160 --> 01:31:15,420
I'm doing okay, but.

1517
01:31:18,360 --> 01:31:19,480
It was the best of times.

1518
01:31:19,540 --> 01:31:20,980
It was the Backhurst of times.

1519
01:31:24,280 --> 01:31:25,860
Let's not dwell on this too long.

1520
01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:29,800
Let's see what we've got going on for this next.

1521
01:31:31,800 --> 01:31:32,920
Menu book race.

1522
01:31:33,900 --> 01:31:34,760
I beg your pardon.

1523
01:31:34,860 --> 01:31:35,560
Bit of wind there.

1524
01:31:35,660 --> 01:31:36,180
Backwind.

1525
01:31:38,220 --> 01:31:39,580
So how do we go here?

1526
01:31:40,560 --> 01:31:41,620
High speed ring.

1527
01:31:42,660 --> 01:31:43,760
FR challenge.

1528
01:31:44,280 --> 01:31:46,700
We can remain inside the Nissan.

1529
01:31:46,700 --> 01:31:48,120
For this.

1530
01:31:49,240 --> 01:31:52,620
And we're going to Joey Coco Diaz this car around the high speed ring.

1531
01:31:52,740 --> 01:31:53,520
At pace.

1532
01:31:53,780 --> 01:31:54,800
It's going in reverse.

1533
01:31:55,220 --> 01:31:58,900
So we're not going to be able to hit that monumental first turn.

1534
01:31:59,700 --> 01:32:01,160
We actually have to hit the brakes.

1535
01:32:01,520 --> 01:32:02,900
Maybe gear down into fourth.

1536
01:32:04,940 --> 01:32:09,020
But we've got that bad boy coming right up at the end of the lap.

1537
01:32:09,440 --> 01:32:11,060
To send us into the straight.

1538
01:32:11,500 --> 01:32:12,340
Which is nice.

1539
01:32:12,900 --> 01:32:15,720
It's nice to finish on that turn rather than start on it actually.

1540
01:32:15,720 --> 01:32:17,080
Now that I think about it.

1541
01:32:17,880 --> 01:32:18,840
Need some stars.

1542
01:32:22,160 --> 01:32:22,840
Let's go.

1543
01:32:23,280 --> 01:32:26,340
System Rebulski.

1544
01:32:26,340 --> 01:32:27,240
Two laps.

1545
01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:28,200
High speed ring.

1546
01:32:28,200 --> 01:32:29,300
We get the car.

1547
01:32:29,560 --> 01:32:30,200
We get the gold.

1548
01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:32,700
Then we go back to Sikuba to finish it off.

1549
01:32:33,100 --> 01:32:34,920
With a Mortal Kombat.

1550
01:32:35,440 --> 01:32:37,080
Annihilatory finishing move.

1551
01:32:38,880 --> 01:32:40,120
Thanks very much G.

1552
01:32:40,120 --> 01:32:42,300
For the tip there.

1553
01:32:42,300 --> 01:32:47,200
Shout out to the lore and the loot of this epic Grand Prix.

1554
01:32:50,200 --> 01:32:52,500
News coming through from Dick Dastardly there.

1555
01:32:53,940 --> 01:32:58,580
The back first is often in the rare discount fridge at the back of Little.

1556
01:33:00,260 --> 01:33:01,440
You can find that.

1557
01:33:01,440 --> 01:33:02,660
You can find that.

1558
01:33:05,180 --> 01:33:09,620
During the summer they do the tapas.

1559
01:33:10,400 --> 01:33:11,280
Or antipasti.

1560
01:33:14,380 --> 01:33:15,960
Basically cured meats.

1561
01:33:16,340 --> 01:33:21,740
An array of different kind of Spanish Iberian concept pieces.

1562
01:33:21,860 --> 01:33:24,020
High quality Iberian concept pieces.

1563
01:33:24,740 --> 01:33:26,300
Crico thanks very much for the.

1564
01:33:28,360 --> 01:33:29,140
Three euro.

1565
01:33:29,900 --> 01:33:30,580
Very kind of you.

1566
01:33:31,080 --> 01:33:32,300
Just having a rollo here.

1567
01:33:32,300 --> 01:33:37,140
Have you heard this music?

1568
01:33:38,120 --> 01:33:38,520
Listen to.

1569
01:33:38,640 --> 01:33:39,780
I don't know.

1570
01:33:40,100 --> 01:33:40,420
This is.

1571
01:33:51,940 --> 01:33:52,460
So.

1572
01:33:52,820 --> 01:33:54,660
Sounds like someone has asked fucking.

1573
01:33:55,100 --> 01:33:57,700
Blink 182 to make a Daft Punk tune.

1574
01:33:57,700 --> 01:34:08,040
Blink 182 someone says.

1575
01:34:20,580 --> 01:34:23,800
Bangalter meets Bangalter meets DeLong.

1576
01:34:23,800 --> 01:34:34,940
I'm sorry about my mom and dad

1577
01:34:34,940 --> 01:34:37,580
I'm a robot

1578
01:34:37,580 --> 01:34:40,560
Mom and dad, I'm a robot

1579
01:34:40,560 --> 01:34:43,400
Don't kick me out my room

1580
01:34:43,400 --> 01:34:45,780
Let me in my room

1581
01:34:45,780 --> 01:34:46,980
I'm a robot

1582
01:34:51,620 --> 01:34:54,300
I'm up all night to get lucky

1583
01:34:54,300 --> 01:35:00,940
Don't waste my mom and dad

1584
01:35:00,940 --> 01:35:02,700
I don't know why

1585
01:35:02,700 --> 01:35:05,100
I am in Daft Punk

1586
01:35:05,100 --> 01:35:20,720
If you're asking where the tunes are coming from, don't ask me

1587
01:35:20,720 --> 01:35:23,620
ask back first.

1588
01:35:24,180 --> 01:35:25,840
He fucking said that this was

1589
01:35:25,840 --> 01:35:27,780
going to be the playlist to end all

1590
01:35:27,780 --> 01:35:29,900
playlists so I just

1591
01:35:29,900 --> 01:35:31,680
didn't question the back, the first

1592
01:35:31,680 --> 01:35:33,400
guzzler and

1593
01:35:33,400 --> 01:35:35,080
stuck it into the

1594
01:35:35,080 --> 01:35:37,900
music machine. He actually

1595
01:35:37,900 --> 01:35:40,020
gave me a UHQR pressing

1596
01:35:40,020 --> 01:35:41,980
of a playlist that

1597
01:35:41,980 --> 01:35:43,700
he had made over in Kansas

1598
01:35:43,700 --> 01:35:45,620
on vinyl

1599
01:35:45,620 --> 01:35:47,940
and I said look to be able, the

1600
01:35:47,940 --> 01:35:50,100
logistics of getting that into the fucking stream

1601
01:35:50,100 --> 01:35:52,280
I'm going to have to rig up an unbelievable

1602
01:35:52,280 --> 01:35:53,800
high fidelity

1603
01:35:53,800 --> 01:35:55,380
situation

1604
01:35:55,380 --> 01:35:58,080
to play that. He said

1605
01:35:58,080 --> 01:36:00,000
do you believe in the stream?

1606
01:36:00,320 --> 01:36:02,200
Connor, I said yeah. He said we'll do it.

1607
01:36:03,120 --> 01:36:03,860
He said it cost me

1608
01:36:03,860 --> 01:36:05,980
ten grand to get this one

1609
01:36:05,980 --> 01:36:08,000
bloody thing made. The least you

1610
01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:09,960
can do is rig up a great

1611
01:36:09,960 --> 01:36:11,460
system. I know you're able for it

1612
01:36:11,460 --> 01:36:12,760
and this is the result.

1613
01:36:19,480 --> 01:36:25,360
big shout out to Thomas

1614
01:36:25,360 --> 01:36:29,180
Bangalteir and none other than Tom DeLong.

1615
01:36:29,340 --> 01:36:31,400
The two Toms. The two Tom

1616
01:36:31,400 --> 01:36:33,720
bomb and the chat GPT

1617
01:36:33,720 --> 01:36:34,380
bangers.

1618
01:36:37,180 --> 01:36:38,540
Fox Rock Massive.

1619
01:36:39,260 --> 01:36:40,420
Antonio Prola.

1620
01:36:41,220 --> 01:36:44,200
Kieran, 20 fucking years. CDRMV.

1621
01:36:44,200 --> 01:36:45,420
Peter Mean.

1622
01:36:46,500 --> 01:36:47,660
Lee Hugh Jangle.

1623
01:36:48,280 --> 01:36:49,620
And Schlug Aaron Stan.

1624
01:36:49,740 --> 01:36:50,720
Thanks very much for the tip.

1625
01:36:50,800 --> 01:36:52,300
Let's get this third place or higher.

1626
01:36:52,420 --> 01:36:53,840
You know it's going to be a gold trove.

1627
01:36:53,920 --> 01:36:55,100
You know we're going to finish that

1628
01:36:55,100 --> 01:36:57,120
menu book.

1629
01:36:59,180 --> 01:37:00,320
Complete his mindset.

1630
01:37:01,600 --> 01:37:03,420
It's a great, great tune from

1631
01:37:03,420 --> 01:37:06,380
Backhurst's Megamix on UHQR as well.

1632
01:37:06,380 --> 01:37:12,000
Great stuff.

1633
01:37:12,160 --> 01:37:12,620
Do you know what?

1634
01:37:14,560 --> 01:37:15,040
Fantastic.

1635
01:37:15,500 --> 01:37:16,940
I think I'm actually going to put on the

1636
01:37:16,940 --> 01:37:17,680
BMG

1637
01:37:17,680 --> 01:37:19,480
for these bangers.

1638
01:37:21,980 --> 01:37:23,420
What's Simmons saying down there?

1639
01:37:23,460 --> 01:37:24,140
Let's have a little look.

1640
01:37:24,180 --> 01:37:25,360
What's Simmons has to say here?

1641
01:37:25,500 --> 01:37:26,260
Sound settings.

1642
01:37:26,420 --> 01:37:27,140
Sound volume.

1643
01:37:28,560 --> 01:37:29,120
Play race.

1644
01:37:29,460 --> 01:37:30,020
BGM.

1645
01:37:30,380 --> 01:37:31,240
Sorry BGM.

1646
01:37:31,400 --> 01:37:32,180
I said BMG.

1647
01:37:33,040 --> 01:37:33,400
Simmons.

1648
01:37:33,580 --> 01:37:34,600
How are you getting on, bud?

1649
01:37:35,840 --> 01:37:36,300
Hi there.

1650
01:37:36,360 --> 01:37:36,960
I'm Matthew Sims.

1651
01:37:37,060 --> 01:37:37,740
I know you are.

1652
01:37:37,820 --> 01:37:39,540
I was racing against you in the last race.

1653
01:37:40,600 --> 01:37:41,140
I betcha.

1654
01:37:41,880 --> 01:37:42,700
Nice to meet you.

1655
01:37:42,740 --> 01:37:43,480
We've already met.

1656
01:37:43,600 --> 01:37:45,240
Growing up, I was obsessed

1657
01:37:45,240 --> 01:37:48,160
with the Japanese Touring Car Championship.

1658
01:37:50,340 --> 01:37:52,880
And because I'm particularly a fan of Nissan,

1659
01:37:53,140 --> 01:37:55,880
I've decided to race in a Nissan Silvia today.

1660
01:37:56,740 --> 01:37:58,380
Thanks very much for letting us know.

1661
01:37:58,800 --> 01:38:00,220
It's going to be nothing to me, though.

1662
01:38:00,540 --> 01:38:01,940
I'm going to pass you out within the first

1663
01:38:01,940 --> 01:38:04,260
probably 20 seconds.

1664
01:38:04,580 --> 01:38:06,140
Thanks very much for letting us know.

1665
01:38:09,980 --> 01:38:10,840
Here we go.

1666
01:38:11,780 --> 01:38:14,500
Lovely groovy little tune to kick us off.

1667
01:38:15,340 --> 01:38:16,000
Out the trap.

1668
01:38:17,160 --> 01:38:18,080
Trap-a-docio.

1669
01:38:18,600 --> 01:38:21,440
And that's a lovely, lovely background tune

1670
01:38:21,440 --> 01:38:22,400
we've got going as well.

1671
01:38:22,500 --> 01:38:23,560
Might have to crank it up a little.

1672
01:38:24,380 --> 01:38:26,180
Might actually do a little bit of mix in there.

1673
01:38:26,300 --> 01:38:27,680
Turn down the car sounds.

1674
01:38:27,780 --> 01:38:30,160
I'm not sure if you're, what your preference is there

1675
01:38:30,160 --> 01:38:33,400
in the chat world, or as a viewer.

1676
01:38:34,440 --> 01:38:35,740
Obviously, I can't read your mind.

1677
01:38:35,820 --> 01:38:37,200
I'm just going to have to go on whoever's chatting,

1678
01:38:37,280 --> 01:38:40,160
but race BMG 5, race sound effect 3.

1679
01:38:40,580 --> 01:38:42,900
Yeah, maybe crank that up to 7 and see how we get on.

1680
01:38:43,040 --> 01:38:43,660
Maybe 6.

1681
01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:44,580
Nah, maybe 7.

1682
01:38:44,840 --> 01:38:45,060
Yeah.

1683
01:38:48,560 --> 01:38:50,140
I love that little noise as well.

1684
01:38:50,180 --> 01:38:50,560
You hear that?

1685
01:38:51,420 --> 01:38:52,160
Not that one.

1686
01:38:52,240 --> 01:38:52,440
This.

1687
01:38:53,780 --> 01:38:54,160
Shit.

1688
01:38:55,220 --> 01:38:55,680
One sec.

1689
01:38:57,480 --> 01:38:58,160
This one here.

1690
01:38:59,940 --> 01:39:01,120
It's a lovely sound.

1691
01:39:03,520 --> 01:39:04,380
Just one more.

1692
01:39:04,800 --> 01:39:05,600
Just hear it once more.

1693
01:39:09,220 --> 01:39:11,960
Imagine a deep house track just with that.

1694
01:39:12,180 --> 01:39:12,640
Boom.

1695
01:39:13,380 --> 01:39:14,080
Boom, boom.

1696
01:39:14,200 --> 01:39:15,140
Deep house stab.

1697
01:39:16,520 --> 01:39:17,440
Anyway, let's get going.

1698
01:39:19,600 --> 01:39:20,420
Bit louder.

1699
01:39:25,100 --> 01:39:27,520
Right into the arse of that fucking MX-5.

1700
01:39:27,720 --> 01:39:28,120
Simmons.

1701
01:39:28,400 --> 01:39:30,640
Told you it was going to pass him out within 20 seconds.

1702
01:39:30,760 --> 01:39:32,400
Let's see if we can do it within 10.

1703
01:39:33,060 --> 01:39:34,020
Probably 12.

1704
01:39:35,460 --> 01:39:36,400
Probably 12.

1705
01:39:36,700 --> 01:39:37,520
We've got the Dutch.

1706
01:39:37,640 --> 01:39:38,580
The Flying Dutchman.

1707
01:39:39,360 --> 01:39:40,540
Should have stayed at home.

1708
01:39:41,200 --> 01:39:42,000
And Darouche.

1709
01:39:42,800 --> 01:39:43,620
In the Corolla.

1710
01:39:44,440 --> 01:39:45,100
Twin Cam.

1711
01:39:47,540 --> 01:39:48,020
Fuck.

1712
01:39:49,880 --> 01:39:50,480
It's like these.

1713
01:39:51,420 --> 01:39:53,400
Oh, this is a beautiful tune.

1714
01:39:55,360 --> 01:39:58,700
This is again one of Backhurst's favourite bands.

1715
01:40:06,340 --> 01:40:07,820
Don't know what it's evoking.

1716
01:40:09,420 --> 01:40:10,420
In your mind.

1717
01:40:10,740 --> 01:40:11,500
Or in your ears.

1718
01:40:13,740 --> 01:40:14,560
It's something.

1719
01:40:16,200 --> 01:40:17,080
It's kind of emo.

1720
01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:22,540
Yeah, it's mid-2000s.

1721
01:40:27,120 --> 01:40:28,120
Lost profits.

1722
01:40:30,500 --> 01:40:38,300
Never got any of the emo sort of fucking movement, if you can call it that.

1723
01:40:39,000 --> 01:40:41,980
To me, it just sounded like a load of wank.

1724
01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:44,300
But look, each to their own.

1725
01:40:44,520 --> 01:40:46,900
Don't want to offend anyone.

1726
01:40:47,860 --> 01:40:49,780
Look, we can go into seventh on this thing.

1727
01:40:57,780 --> 01:41:01,260
Saying that the YouTube algorithm threw up an emo track.

1728
01:41:01,780 --> 01:41:07,440
Just, I noticed the YouTube algorithm is throwing up some odd shit on the side.

1729
01:41:07,440 --> 01:41:08,480
And do you know what?

1730
01:41:09,000 --> 01:41:09,760
Do you know what?

1731
01:41:09,880 --> 01:41:11,540
I'm here for it.

1732
01:41:16,040 --> 01:41:21,860
I'm talking videos with one viewer or two viewer live streams that are going on with two or three viewers.

1733
01:41:21,860 --> 01:41:23,940
Just real weird shit.

1734
01:41:24,720 --> 01:41:26,260
It's a break from the norm.

1735
01:41:26,260 --> 01:41:28,160
And it's a break from the recommended.

1736
01:41:29,620 --> 01:41:34,200
But it threw up an emo track from a band from Sweden.

1737
01:41:35,500 --> 01:41:39,580
And it sounded like a Kings of Leon track.

1738
01:41:40,060 --> 01:41:43,300
These guys released this probably in the early 2000s.

1739
01:41:43,800 --> 01:41:47,180
Is there anybody out there who knows what I'm on about?

1740
01:41:47,240 --> 01:41:47,820
Let me know.

1741
01:41:47,960 --> 01:41:48,800
Not the hives.

1742
01:41:51,480 --> 01:41:56,100
This was a rough, it was a kind of a garage band kind of sound.

1743
01:41:56,220 --> 01:41:58,160
A rough and ready sort of shit, you know?

1744
01:41:58,880 --> 01:42:01,080
Not the, not the Koenigs of Leon.

1745
01:42:02,740 --> 01:42:05,000
Absolutely railroaded this lap here.

1746
01:42:10,580 --> 01:42:11,740
The speed of that.

1747
01:42:13,420 --> 01:42:13,860
Unbelievable.

1748
01:42:15,960 --> 01:42:16,880
Lovely stuff.

1749
01:42:16,880 --> 01:42:22,400
It wasn't the Ravenettes.

1750
01:42:22,980 --> 01:42:24,360
It wasn't Green Day.

1751
01:42:29,160 --> 01:42:31,320
It wasn't, it wasn't the Strokes.

1752
01:42:35,520 --> 01:42:36,880
Got the Z performance.

1753
01:42:37,180 --> 01:42:37,900
Number one.

1754
01:42:38,420 --> 01:42:41,620
A beautiful, beautiful first place scenario.

1755
01:42:42,480 --> 01:42:46,820
All to the UHQR soundscapes of Kevin Backhurst's fresh,

1756
01:42:46,820 --> 01:42:47,340
fresh pressing.

1757
01:42:48,940 --> 01:42:50,180
One for the collectors.

1758
01:42:51,800 --> 01:42:53,640
Japanese FR Challenge 450.

1759
01:42:59,340 --> 01:43:00,880
Well, well, well, John.

1760
01:43:01,240 --> 01:43:02,160
We're back again.

1761
01:43:02,480 --> 01:43:04,380
I never actually anticipated it.

1762
01:43:04,600 --> 01:43:05,580
But here we are.

1763
01:43:06,240 --> 01:43:10,080
A beautiful, San Pellegristic gold trove.

1764
01:43:10,080 --> 01:43:12,320
Another from the Slipknot cabinet.

1765
01:43:12,860 --> 01:43:14,120
Just off the phone.

1766
01:43:15,240 --> 01:43:17,580
To the clown from Slipknot.

1767
01:43:18,440 --> 01:43:20,200
He said it's a great night.

1768
01:43:21,300 --> 01:43:22,980
A great night for him.

1769
01:43:23,240 --> 01:43:24,460
And a great night for me.

1770
01:43:25,680 --> 01:43:28,420
I want to thank, first and foremost, my enemies.

1771
01:43:29,700 --> 01:43:33,700
For giving me the will to succeed and strive for it.

1772
01:43:33,700 --> 01:43:35,440
I want to thank COVID-19.

1773
01:43:36,940 --> 01:43:40,800
You'll never understand how far you push me.

1774
01:43:41,580 --> 01:43:42,600
Onwards and upwards.

1775
01:43:44,520 --> 01:43:46,100
Horses under starlight.

1776
01:43:46,720 --> 01:43:48,140
You're a dreamscaper.

1777
01:43:49,740 --> 01:43:51,960
Martin, Damian Martin Cronin.

1778
01:43:52,280 --> 01:43:53,760
It wasn't Royal Republic.

1779
01:43:54,680 --> 01:43:58,980
I want to say Sean Pellegrino, Bradley Stafford, and Tupo.

1780
01:43:59,920 --> 01:44:01,800
Who are the masterminds behind this.

1781
01:44:02,860 --> 01:44:04,520
And none other than Muttman.

1782
01:44:04,600 --> 01:44:05,460
A double Mutt.

1783
01:44:07,180 --> 01:44:09,100
An absolutely beautiful beast.

1784
01:44:10,180 --> 01:44:11,340
The Shite Wipes as well.

1785
01:44:11,420 --> 01:44:12,240
Thank you very much.

1786
01:44:14,520 --> 01:44:15,540
What can I say?

1787
01:44:16,620 --> 01:44:18,940
It's just another night at work for me.

1788
01:44:19,800 --> 01:44:21,820
It's just another night at work for me.

1789
01:44:23,760 --> 01:44:25,280
It wasn't the Datsuns.

1790
01:44:26,020 --> 01:44:27,440
But I want to thank them too.

1791
01:44:27,760 --> 01:44:29,060
I want to thank the Hives.

1792
01:44:30,840 --> 01:44:33,400
Never thought I told you so.

1793
01:44:33,540 --> 01:44:33,920
Alright.

1794
01:44:37,580 --> 01:44:38,500
Oh yeah.

1795
01:44:40,320 --> 01:44:41,300
Great stuff.

1796
01:44:42,300 --> 01:44:44,340
I want to thank Razorlight.

1797
01:44:44,440 --> 01:44:46,180
In particular, Johnny Barl.

1798
01:44:48,860 --> 01:44:50,080
You'll never know.

1799
01:44:50,720 --> 01:44:51,900
How loved you are.

1800
01:44:52,840 --> 01:44:54,360
I want to thank you.

1801
01:44:54,360 --> 01:45:01,540
If any of HSBC's top shareholders are watching, and I know you are, this one's for you guys.

1802
01:45:04,360 --> 01:45:07,340
I wish I had more kisses to dish out, but I don't.

1803
01:45:08,740 --> 01:45:10,260
I'm not a dish kisser.

1804
01:45:10,260 --> 01:45:11,640
I'm not a kiss disher.

1805
01:45:12,100 --> 01:45:12,860
Either or.

1806
01:45:13,360 --> 01:45:14,860
It's interchangeably beautiful.

1807
01:45:16,100 --> 01:45:18,640
The high speed ring has been done in.

1808
01:45:19,440 --> 01:45:21,480
They're going to have to repave and resurface it.

1809
01:45:21,940 --> 01:45:23,380
After what's just gone on there.

1810
01:45:24,840 --> 01:45:27,360
The rubber off the tires still remains.

1811
01:45:27,360 --> 01:45:30,160
But the dream is long gone for that place.

1812
01:45:30,800 --> 01:45:37,320
Never has anyone seen such grace, finesse, and class around a track like we just seen there.

1813
01:45:40,360 --> 01:45:41,360
Beautiful stuff.

1814
01:45:41,360 --> 01:45:41,360
Beautiful stuff.

1815
01:45:41,360 --> 01:45:41,360
Beautiful stuff.

1816
01:45:41,360 --> 01:45:41,360
Beautiful stuff.

1817
01:45:41,360 --> 01:45:42,360
Beautiful stuff.

1818
01:45:42,360 --> 01:45:44,220
And even more beautiful things await.

1819
01:45:44,220 --> 01:45:46,140
Let's get back to the cafe.

1820
01:45:46,140 --> 01:45:48,320
And squeak Ed's head.

1821
01:45:48,940 --> 01:45:50,760
Until he gets annoyed and calls HR.

1822
01:45:50,760 --> 01:45:54,300
Thanks very much everyone.

1823
01:45:55,960 --> 01:45:56,680
We'll see you later.

1824
01:46:02,260 --> 01:46:03,520
His name's Muckman.

1825
01:46:08,580 --> 01:46:09,480
Andrew the Fork.

1826
01:46:09,480 --> 01:46:10,340
Thank you very much.

1827
01:46:11,820 --> 01:46:12,840
Thank you very much.

1828
01:46:12,840 --> 01:46:42,820
Thank you.

1829
01:46:42,820 --> 01:46:43,820
Thank you.

1830
01:46:43,820 --> 01:46:44,820
Thank you.

1831
01:46:44,820 --> 01:46:45,820
Thank you.

1832
01:46:45,820 --> 01:46:46,820
Thank you.

1833
01:46:46,820 --> 01:46:47,820
Thank you.

1834
01:46:47,820 --> 01:46:48,820
Thank you.

1835
01:46:48,820 --> 01:46:49,820
Thank you.

1836
01:46:49,820 --> 01:46:50,820
Thank you.

1837
01:46:50,820 --> 01:46:51,820
Thank you.

1838
01:46:51,820 --> 01:46:51,820
Thank you.

1839
01:46:51,820 --> 01:46:51,820
Thank you.

1840
01:46:51,820 --> 01:46:51,820
Thank you.

1841
01:46:51,820 --> 01:46:52,820
Thank you.

1842
01:46:52,820 --> 01:46:52,820
Thank you.

1843
01:46:52,820 --> 01:47:19,820
so

1844
01:47:19,820 --> 01:47:26,820
leprechaun

1845
01:47:26,820 --> 01:47:31,820
leprechaun

1846
01:47:31,820 --> 01:47:34,820
leprechaun

1847
01:47:34,820 --> 01:47:39,820
leprechaun

1848
01:47:39,820 --> 01:47:44,820
who do you actually think you are?

1849
01:47:44,820 --> 01:47:51,820
leprechaun

1850
01:47:51,820 --> 01:47:53,820
leprechaun

1851
01:47:53,820 --> 01:47:54,820
leprechaun

1852
01:47:54,820 --> 01:47:55,820
leprechaun

1853
01:47:55,820 --> 01:47:56,820
leprechaun

1854
01:47:56,820 --> 01:47:57,820
leprechaun

1855
01:47:57,820 --> 01:48:00,820
leprechaun

1856
01:48:00,820 --> 01:48:01,820
leprechaun

1857
01:48:01,820 --> 01:48:03,820
leprechaun

1858
01:48:03,820 --> 01:48:05,820
leprechaun

1859
01:48:05,820 --> 01:48:06,820
leprechaun

1860
01:48:06,820 --> 01:48:10,720
Shades of Pistorius on the bass at some point during the track, I can't remember.

1861
01:48:15,320 --> 01:48:16,360
Panpipe Dreams.

1862
01:48:28,840 --> 01:48:31,300
There we go, sorry to end that one prematurely.

1863
01:48:31,300 --> 01:48:33,940
We've got a lovely Japanese FR sports car.

1864
01:48:36,240 --> 01:48:39,060
Framed, Mount Fuji in the background.

1865
01:48:40,240 --> 01:48:42,140
A beautiful Japanese car park.

1866
01:48:44,880 --> 01:48:48,960
A sensual trio of beautiful collectibles, classics.

1867
01:48:50,640 --> 01:48:59,420
I may have won them using the most up-to-date vehicle I could find in the garage, but you've got to pay your respects.

1868
01:48:59,500 --> 01:49:00,700
You've got to pay your dues.

1869
01:49:02,400 --> 01:49:06,400
To the beautiful collection of the legends that came before us.

1870
01:49:06,620 --> 01:49:07,780
None other than Luca.

1871
01:49:08,880 --> 01:49:09,880
Sweet little guy.

1872
01:49:10,300 --> 01:49:12,020
With a lovely salt and pepper beard.

1873
01:49:13,300 --> 01:49:16,320
Thanks very much there to Florence and the wet dream.

1874
01:49:16,800 --> 01:49:17,840
Midi weather report.

1875
01:49:17,960 --> 01:49:19,220
Thanks so much as well.

1876
01:49:21,540 --> 01:49:22,380
Beautiful stuff.

1877
01:49:22,460 --> 01:49:25,360
Andy the fork who says, the dream is realized.

1878
01:49:26,720 --> 01:49:27,180
Congratulations.

1879
01:49:27,600 --> 01:49:28,840
You've got all three cars.

1880
01:49:29,300 --> 01:49:32,860
This completes your Japanese FR sports car collection.

1881
01:49:36,360 --> 01:49:40,480
Once you've collected your rewards, I've got some stories to tell you about these cars.

1882
01:49:41,780 --> 01:49:42,780
Tell you what, Luca.

1883
01:49:43,120 --> 01:49:45,020
Those stories are going to have to wait, bud.

1884
01:49:47,320 --> 01:49:48,800
Because we're going back to Sacuba.

1885
01:49:50,860 --> 01:49:52,460
We're going to get that gold trove.

1886
01:49:52,780 --> 01:49:53,840
If it's the last thing we do.

1887
01:49:57,460 --> 01:49:58,460
Kill the Yates.

1888
01:49:58,660 --> 01:49:59,700
Kill the Yates.

1889
01:50:01,380 --> 01:50:02,320
Kill the Yates.

1890
01:50:06,540 --> 01:50:10,260
A Brazilian phone spyware was hacked.

1891
01:50:11,640 --> 01:50:14,520
And victim's device is deleted from server.

1892
01:50:15,420 --> 01:50:18,100
Just going to give you some headlines here.

1893
01:50:18,780 --> 01:50:20,200
Yes, in my backyard.

1894
01:50:20,360 --> 01:50:21,460
I don't know what these headlines are.

1895
01:50:21,540 --> 01:50:22,940
The scoop on Gen Z.

1896
01:50:23,180 --> 01:50:27,280
And how they are rewriting the rules of the internet.

1897
01:50:27,480 --> 01:50:31,300
That sounds really like a choice article.

1898
01:50:31,820 --> 01:50:35,460
Not a waste of time to read or write.

1899
01:50:36,120 --> 01:50:37,600
So let's check that out first.

1900
01:50:37,840 --> 01:50:39,320
We'll come back to the cafe in a moment.

1901
01:50:39,420 --> 01:50:39,980
But we've got some.

1902
01:50:41,200 --> 01:50:43,020
One for the article heads out there.

1903
01:50:50,440 --> 01:50:51,740
As to Tesco says,

1904
01:50:51,800 --> 01:50:53,500
I'd love to wine and dine with Luca

1905
01:50:53,500 --> 01:50:55,820
while he tells me obscure facts and anecdotes

1906
01:50:55,820 --> 01:50:57,740
about 80s Japanese sports cars.

1907
01:50:57,880 --> 01:50:58,280
Me too.

1908
01:51:04,700 --> 01:51:06,340
The fracturing of culture.

1909
01:51:09,620 --> 01:51:11,120
We just put on an effect there

1910
01:51:11,120 --> 01:51:11,980
while I read this out.

1911
01:51:12,080 --> 01:51:14,200
Hopefully it'll come through on the pipe.

1912
01:51:16,080 --> 01:51:16,780
One, two.

1913
01:51:19,680 --> 01:51:20,040
Yeah.

1914
01:51:23,260 --> 01:51:25,360
Thanks very much there, NCR Emmett.

1915
01:51:25,440 --> 01:51:26,820
Great to see you back, Conso.

1916
01:51:26,920 --> 01:51:28,700
Any chance you'll be buying out the shop

1917
01:51:28,700 --> 01:51:31,120
after their food closure this week.

1918
01:51:31,260 --> 01:51:32,680
Great shame for the area.

1919
01:51:32,840 --> 01:51:34,160
Bertie loves the base.

1920
01:51:34,620 --> 01:51:35,740
At the E.T. Yard.

1921
01:51:37,420 --> 01:51:38,560
Look, it's been a while

1922
01:51:38,560 --> 01:51:41,140
since the Shaw

1923
01:51:41,140 --> 01:51:45,720
really fanned the flames of excitement

1924
01:51:45,720 --> 01:51:46,960
in Dublin.

1925
01:51:48,440 --> 01:51:49,560
But I have no doubt that

1926
01:51:49,560 --> 01:51:50,660
at some stage

1927
01:51:50,660 --> 01:51:51,640
it's gonna return.

1928
01:51:51,840 --> 01:51:53,160
The Bernard Shaw will return

1929
01:51:53,160 --> 01:51:55,320
like a phoenix from the flames.

1930
01:51:56,000 --> 01:51:58,600
It needs to return to its rightful place.

1931
01:51:58,600 --> 01:51:59,860
We need an honor.

1932
01:52:00,260 --> 01:52:04,200
It's rightful place just between rat mines.

1933
01:52:04,200 --> 01:52:05,200
Rat mines.

1934
01:52:05,200 --> 01:52:05,320
Rat mines.

1935
01:52:09,320 --> 01:52:11,060
And that part of town.

1936
01:52:13,220 --> 01:52:14,600
That's called the inner city.

1937
01:52:16,940 --> 01:52:20,520
The fracturing of culture though is much more pressing at the moment.

1938
01:52:20,880 --> 01:52:21,880
Gen Z is large.

1939
01:52:21,880 --> 01:52:22,180
Gen Z is large.

1940
01:52:22,180 --> 01:52:24,220
And very diverse.

1941
01:52:24,560 --> 01:52:26,560
The trend away from monolithic culture.

1942
01:52:27,400 --> 01:52:31,520
Cultural primacy that began years ago has accelerated with the generation.

1943
01:52:31,980 --> 01:52:35,320
Making culture itself more personal and more distinct.

1944
01:52:36,040 --> 01:52:36,860
For startups.

1945
01:52:37,420 --> 01:52:43,060
This means branding will become a different challenge if they want them to reach this demographic slice.

1946
01:52:44,400 --> 01:52:46,600
Everything is short form video.

1947
01:52:46,760 --> 01:52:47,660
Remember that guys.

1948
01:52:47,940 --> 01:52:48,840
The book is dead.

1949
01:52:49,020 --> 01:52:49,460
Literature.

1950
01:52:49,600 --> 01:52:50,060
The canon.

1951
01:52:50,340 --> 01:52:51,660
It's yesterday's old news.

1952
01:52:53,120 --> 01:52:55,380
There hasn't been a decent slice of art.

1953
01:52:56,120 --> 01:52:57,200
In a long while.

1954
01:52:57,260 --> 01:52:58,780
There's been decent slices of arse.

1955
01:52:59,340 --> 01:53:01,640
But nothing worth writing about.

1956
01:53:03,540 --> 01:53:04,760
Everything's video now.

1957
01:53:05,240 --> 01:53:08,080
Given massive usage of TikTok by Gen Z

1958
01:53:08,080 --> 01:53:11,600
and the popularity of other platforms that feature short form video.

1959
01:53:12,340 --> 01:53:17,480
We were curious how smaller companies can compete with incumbents that already have a real strat.

1960
01:53:18,200 --> 01:53:19,160
For fuck's sake.

1961
01:53:19,600 --> 01:53:19,920
Tell you.

1962
01:53:20,540 --> 01:53:24,300
You need to make sure your real strategy is on point.

1963
01:53:24,960 --> 01:53:29,020
Your TikTok short form terminology is ready to rock.

1964
01:53:29,680 --> 01:53:34,700
And you're able to convey your message into small digestible chunks of information.

1965
01:53:36,160 --> 01:53:39,680
Preferably with shitty text over the top of it as well.

1966
01:53:39,680 --> 01:53:42,840
Which has been algorithmically generated.

1967
01:53:43,220 --> 01:53:46,260
May not even represent what has actually been said in the video.

1968
01:53:46,480 --> 01:53:47,520
I've seen a lot of that as well.

1969
01:53:48,880 --> 01:53:51,760
It's important not to write your own fucking ones either as well.

1970
01:53:51,820 --> 01:53:53,100
I see a lot of spelling mistakes.

1971
01:53:53,460 --> 01:53:55,060
A lot of titling as well out there.

1972
01:53:55,840 --> 01:53:57,320
One thing that puts me off it.

1973
01:53:58,260 --> 01:53:59,140
Is the fucking titling.

1974
01:53:59,280 --> 01:54:00,600
The grammar has just gone.

1975
01:54:01,120 --> 01:54:02,220
Last ten years.

1976
01:54:02,580 --> 01:54:04,160
It's become acceptable to write.

1977
01:54:05,300 --> 01:54:05,740
Nonsense.

1978
01:54:06,660 --> 01:54:07,360
Absolute nonsense.

1979
01:54:07,440 --> 01:54:08,380
Doesn't even make sense.

1980
01:54:09,520 --> 01:54:11,780
That's where your company needs to fucking be on.

1981
01:54:11,840 --> 01:54:12,520
It's A game.

1982
01:54:12,840 --> 01:54:13,020
Okay.

1983
01:54:13,820 --> 01:54:16,420
If you want someone to come in and really shake shit up.

1984
01:54:17,080 --> 01:54:18,260
I'm free on Tuesday.

1985
01:54:18,920 --> 01:54:19,660
Get in touch.

1986
01:54:19,760 --> 01:54:19,900
Yeah.

1987
01:54:20,320 --> 01:54:24,540
I know your company probably feeling the pinch at the moment.

1988
01:54:25,180 --> 01:54:26,440
I've got a lot of ideas.

1989
01:54:26,540 --> 01:54:29,200
As I said to the Japanese before they told me to leave the building.

1990
01:54:29,700 --> 01:54:30,820
It's not what you do.

1991
01:54:31,140 --> 01:54:32,760
It's when you do it and how you do it.

1992
01:54:33,960 --> 01:54:34,240
You know.

1993
01:54:35,320 --> 01:54:36,040
Backhurst knows.

1994
01:54:36,360 --> 01:54:38,120
That's why Backhurst is doing what he's doing.

1995
01:54:38,240 --> 01:54:38,860
It's Backhurst.

1996
01:54:39,420 --> 01:54:40,760
Back to Backhurst.

1997
01:54:40,860 --> 01:54:46,200
Get someone who knows their letters real good.

1998
01:54:46,820 --> 01:54:47,360
Says Luke.

1999
01:54:51,460 --> 01:54:56,460
Now Luca is none other than my former Italy and Bayern Munich striker Luca Toni.

2000
01:54:56,580 --> 01:54:57,340
Says Luca Fats.

2001
01:54:57,700 --> 01:55:00,260
After a successful stint as a prolific footballer.

2002
01:55:00,260 --> 01:55:03,000
He works his way up the ladder at Joe Duffy Motors.

2003
01:55:03,480 --> 01:55:06,100
Educating himself on cars of all makes and models.

2004
01:55:07,680 --> 01:55:08,540
Ethical capitalism.

2005
01:55:08,700 --> 01:55:09,380
Just before we go.

2006
01:55:09,460 --> 01:55:11,600
I want to talk to you about ethical capitalism as well.

2007
01:55:11,700 --> 01:55:13,480
Because it's one of the most interesting areas.

2008
01:55:13,560 --> 01:55:14,260
I think it's.

2009
01:55:15,500 --> 01:55:17,320
The battery report.

2010
01:55:18,660 --> 01:55:19,000
What's there?

2011
01:55:19,040 --> 01:55:21,340
One of the most interesting areas of the battery report.

2012
01:55:21,500 --> 01:55:22,760
Was it's notes on how to.

2013
01:55:23,340 --> 01:55:25,600
How entrepreneurial Gen Z is.

2014
01:55:26,500 --> 01:55:26,760
Look.

2015
01:55:27,320 --> 01:55:29,240
Don't talk to me about Gen Z.

2016
01:55:29,540 --> 01:55:31,500
We want to know what the next letter is.

2017
01:55:31,580 --> 01:55:32,740
And you know what that is.

2018
01:55:32,860 --> 01:55:33,820
It's back to A again.

2019
01:55:34,200 --> 01:55:35,560
Because we didn't think this through.

2020
01:55:35,640 --> 01:55:38,120
When we started naming fucking letters after generations.

2021
01:55:39,240 --> 01:55:41,600
My prediction for the coming hundred years.

2022
01:55:42,780 --> 01:55:43,600
Get set up.

2023
01:55:44,100 --> 01:55:45,640
Shit's going to be fucking dead in a hundred.

2024
01:55:45,820 --> 01:55:46,540
We're all going to be dead.

2025
01:55:47,600 --> 01:55:48,000
Literally.

2026
01:55:48,360 --> 01:55:49,280
You're watching this now.

2027
01:55:49,420 --> 01:55:50,100
We're going to be gone.

2028
01:55:50,420 --> 01:55:50,840
And then.

2029
01:55:50,960 --> 01:55:51,420
Our children.

2030
01:55:51,580 --> 01:55:52,420
Our children's children.

2031
01:55:52,980 --> 01:55:54,260
God knows what's in store.

2032
01:55:54,320 --> 01:55:55,220
If you think this is bad.

2033
01:55:55,480 --> 01:55:56,600
Wait till you see what's coming.

2034
01:55:57,880 --> 01:55:59,740
By Gen A or Gen B.

2035
01:55:59,980 --> 01:56:02,500
Gen B are going to be having a fucking nightmare.

2036
01:56:02,780 --> 01:56:03,820
Unless they've solved this.

2037
01:56:04,440 --> 01:56:05,860
This problem that's going on.

2038
01:56:11,300 --> 01:56:12,540
Gen Z are diverse.

2039
01:56:12,680 --> 01:56:12,860
Okay.

2040
01:56:13,420 --> 01:56:15,600
They have expectations around goods and services.

2041
01:56:15,600 --> 01:56:17,000
That they purchase.

2042
01:56:17,220 --> 01:56:18,580
Relating to the actions of the companies.

2043
01:56:18,580 --> 01:56:19,580
Behind the sale.

2044
01:56:19,980 --> 01:56:21,280
They were born like this.

2045
01:56:21,980 --> 01:56:24,020
They were born to change.

2046
01:56:25,080 --> 01:56:26,880
They want solid.

2047
01:56:27,380 --> 01:56:27,940
Sustainable.

2048
01:56:28,380 --> 01:56:28,940
Lithium.

2049
01:56:29,260 --> 01:56:29,580
Ion.

2050
01:56:29,680 --> 01:56:30,180
Batteries.

2051
01:56:30,300 --> 01:56:31,140
And they don't care.

2052
01:56:32,040 --> 01:56:34,000
What fucking country it's mined from.

2053
01:56:34,740 --> 01:56:35,700
Or who's doing the mining.

2054
01:56:36,180 --> 01:56:36,580
Or what.

2055
01:56:37,060 --> 01:56:37,620
Ecological.

2056
01:56:37,940 --> 01:56:38,980
Toll that's taking on.

2057
01:56:39,540 --> 01:56:40,620
Their respective country.

2058
01:56:40,720 --> 01:56:41,420
It's being minded.

2059
01:56:41,940 --> 01:56:43,040
Just get it fucking made.

2060
01:56:43,120 --> 01:56:43,640
And get it done.

2061
01:56:44,800 --> 01:56:46,300
Gone are the days when millennials.

2062
01:56:47,240 --> 01:56:48,080
The old guard.

2063
01:56:48,700 --> 01:56:49,280
Were punching.

2064
01:56:49,740 --> 01:56:51,320
With a punching bag of media.

2065
01:56:53,520 --> 01:56:54,340
Now we are.

2066
01:56:54,380 --> 01:56:58,200
I actually don't know who the perspective of this person writing their article is talking from.

2067
01:56:58,240 --> 01:56:59,460
I don't know what generation they are.

2068
01:56:59,460 --> 01:57:02,140
But it's utterly revolting stuff.

2069
01:57:02,600 --> 01:57:02,820
And now.

2070
01:57:03,260 --> 01:57:04,300
We need to get back to.

2071
01:57:05,280 --> 01:57:09,500
Pure raw whining power of the Alfa Romeo 8C competizione.

2072
01:57:11,120 --> 01:57:12,220
So much cack.

2073
01:57:12,720 --> 01:57:14,240
You can only handle so much cack.

2074
01:57:14,240 --> 01:57:18,100
Once you've collected your rewards.

2075
01:57:18,200 --> 01:57:19,660
I've got some stories telling you about the car.

2076
01:57:19,740 --> 01:57:20,340
Says Luca.

2077
01:57:22,060 --> 01:57:24,240
We've unlocked Deep Forest Raceway.

2078
01:57:24,460 --> 01:57:27,040
In none other than my beloved Switzerland.

2079
01:57:27,580 --> 01:57:29,340
A country I hold dear to my heart.

2080
01:57:30,440 --> 01:57:32,060
An absolutely beautiful landscape.

2081
01:57:32,940 --> 01:57:36,820
More millionaires and billionaires per capita than anywhere in the world.

2082
01:57:37,760 --> 01:57:39,480
A racing car enthusiast's dream.

2083
01:57:39,820 --> 01:57:43,980
A collector's compendium of unbelievable machines.

2084
01:57:43,980 --> 01:57:45,440
Roads.

2085
01:57:45,440 --> 01:57:45,880
Mountains.

2086
01:57:45,880 --> 01:57:46,360
Mountains.

2087
01:57:46,900 --> 01:57:47,800
Overpasses.

2088
01:57:48,440 --> 01:57:49,680
Looping hairpins.

2089
01:57:50,360 --> 01:57:51,160
Side swipers.

2090
01:57:51,620 --> 01:57:52,640
Spooking cruisers.

2091
01:57:53,300 --> 01:57:54,160
And juice thrusters.

2092
01:57:55,200 --> 01:57:57,180
It's a world circuit like none other.

2093
01:57:57,180 --> 01:57:58,920
The Deep Forest Raceway.

2094
01:57:59,060 --> 01:57:59,660
Lush.

2095
01:57:59,840 --> 01:58:00,220
Green.

2096
01:58:01,300 --> 01:58:02,340
And absolutely stunning.

2097
01:58:03,780 --> 01:58:04,720
Beautiful stuff.

2098
01:58:06,800 --> 01:58:07,480
How are you Luca?

2099
01:58:09,980 --> 01:58:11,440
That's our menu book.

2100
01:58:11,440 --> 01:58:13,480
Generation Zurich.

2101
01:58:16,600 --> 01:58:17,420
Connor too.

2102
01:58:17,520 --> 01:58:19,140
Thanks very much for the tip bud.

2103
01:58:19,540 --> 01:58:23,120
Can't believe that even Nordy's running around Blackrock these days.

2104
01:58:24,740 --> 01:58:26,900
I don't really bump into too many of them.

2105
01:58:28,000 --> 01:58:29,500
I hope you're getting on well Connor.

2106
01:58:30,760 --> 01:58:32,460
Got a lovely situation here.

2107
01:58:33,520 --> 01:58:34,960
We're gonna get to watch this back.

2108
01:58:35,300 --> 01:58:37,000
Whilst reading some of the headlines of the day.

2109
01:58:37,220 --> 01:58:39,560
Trump's indictment related to hush money payment.

2110
01:58:42,200 --> 01:58:45,080
The Japanese sports cars.

2111
01:58:45,680 --> 01:58:47,280
I'm still on the cave voice shit.

2112
01:58:48,620 --> 01:58:52,240
A beautiful place for you and me.

2113
01:58:54,880 --> 01:58:57,260
A real compendium of classics.

2114
01:58:58,160 --> 01:59:00,360
About to go real fast.

2115
01:59:01,400 --> 01:59:03,300
Front and rear wheel drive.

2116
01:59:03,440 --> 01:59:06,320
Miles between 1980 and 90.

2117
01:59:07,320 --> 01:59:10,920
We have the S13 Sylvia.

2118
01:59:13,080 --> 01:59:15,240
We got the You Knows Roaster.

2119
01:59:15,520 --> 01:59:17,580
You know what I'm talking about.

2120
01:59:20,260 --> 01:59:21,880
The A86.

2121
01:59:22,640 --> 01:59:23,820
Corona 11.

2122
01:59:24,020 --> 01:59:25,960
Common Redfield 2 is the A86.

2123
01:59:32,740 --> 01:59:35,440
These are nostalgic favorites.

2124
01:59:35,440 --> 01:59:38,300
Of the Japanese car enthusiasts.

2125
01:59:39,360 --> 01:59:43,700
Nowadays Japanese sports cars are popular around the world.

2126
01:59:45,200 --> 01:59:48,320
But that story probably began.

2127
01:59:49,540 --> 01:59:50,920
Back in the 60's.

2128
01:59:52,300 --> 01:59:54,060
With the famous greats.

2129
01:59:54,060 --> 01:59:56,860
Like the Toyota 2000 GT.

2130
01:59:58,320 --> 02:00:00,820
Honda's very first sports car.

2131
02:00:02,360 --> 02:00:03,380
The A series.

2132
02:00:03,380 --> 02:00:06,040
Innocence G.D.

2133
02:00:06,040 --> 02:00:07,080
Abraham was born.

2134
02:00:07,220 --> 02:00:08,520
You're in the 60's too.

2135
02:00:14,560 --> 02:00:15,000
French.

2136
02:00:15,440 --> 02:00:16,720
French hot hatchets.

2137
02:00:17,200 --> 02:00:18,460
That's going to be our next one.

2138
02:00:18,540 --> 02:00:20,480
It's going to get really Gaelic.

2139
02:00:20,980 --> 02:00:23,660
Can't believe we're going to be moving on to the Frenchies.

2140
02:00:24,440 --> 02:00:25,940
They're going to be packing a punch.

2141
02:00:26,180 --> 02:00:28,460
You better believe there's going to be some kind of Renault.

2142
02:00:28,580 --> 02:00:28,720
Sorry.

2143
02:00:28,780 --> 02:00:29,320
Go back to the.

2144
02:00:29,880 --> 02:00:30,800
Sorry about that.

2145
02:00:31,560 --> 02:00:32,860
I do sometimes forget.

2146
02:00:33,540 --> 02:00:36,740
That I've left the cave setting on the mic open.

2147
02:00:37,700 --> 02:00:39,020
But the next menu book.

2148
02:00:39,200 --> 02:00:40,460
The French hot hatches.

2149
02:00:40,520 --> 02:00:41,440
Promises to be.

2150
02:00:42,220 --> 02:00:43,540
Très exquisite.

2151
02:00:44,900 --> 02:00:57,540
and pardon mon francais it's not the best c'est non c'est non bon c'est non bon but i gotta tell you

2152
02:00:57,540 --> 02:01:10,460
mais je must say it's gonna be a real hot hot batch of baguettes i can really envisage us

2153
02:01:10,460 --> 02:01:17,380
cruising around some beautiful places scenes in a dreamy reno sport

2154
02:01:17,380 --> 02:01:29,680
maybe a sweet little citron say la say la limieu say what you like about the french they love a tray

2155
02:01:29,680 --> 02:01:34,620
quick look at those trophies

2156
02:01:34,620 --> 02:01:39,980
beautiful little track there let's move on here

2157
02:01:39,980 --> 02:01:49,120
and head back to sakuba it's 1am and i'm really intrigued about sakuba i'm really intrigued i'm really

2158
02:01:49,120 --> 02:01:57,300
interested to see if we've got what it takes to go back to japan come away with something other than

2159
02:01:57,300 --> 02:02:03,900
a tail between our legs we want a tail to tell but we want it to be gold and gleaming shining

2160
02:02:03,900 --> 02:02:09,180
everything and everywhere all at once to all people welcome to all comers

2161
02:02:09,180 --> 02:02:36,920
if you're wondering where i've been it's been a while since 2020 that goddamn virus known as the c virus really cleared us out

2162
02:02:36,920 --> 02:02:48,740
business effectively stopped the gooser we had to pack that up but 2021 hit we had demand all over the world

2163
02:02:48,740 --> 02:03:00,060
talking japan singapore paris new york lisbon porto we were in germany for some of that as well london

2164
02:03:00,060 --> 02:03:09,200
london dublin of course cork clonic guilty did a lot of festivals in that thing myself sandico

2165
02:03:09,200 --> 02:03:17,720
beautiful stuff we decided to first pack that goose red with the best limited edition goose we could find

2166
02:03:17,720 --> 02:03:27,180
we diversified the spectrum of what we could offer and brashed out as well into bakeries

2167
02:03:27,180 --> 02:03:35,700
pure great gooseries we used to call them i tried my hand became a world-renowned bakery and pastry

2168
02:03:35,700 --> 02:03:45,660
chef i don't like to brag about it but we were featured in a lot of the the best magazines

2169
02:03:45,660 --> 02:03:53,180
gastronomical around the world that you could find we opened up our first boulangerie francoise

2170
02:03:53,180 --> 02:03:59,880
on the streets of london a pop-up which did great business summer of 2021

2171
02:03:59,880 --> 02:04:09,260
this was the first feature on me great picture that day unfortunately i had a little bit of problem

2172
02:04:09,260 --> 02:04:14,600
there i should have buttoned up a bit of rosacea but i got that sorted out

2173
02:04:14,600 --> 02:04:22,680
lovely bit of cream on that and now it's it matches my face anyway in terms of color

2174
02:04:22,680 --> 02:04:31,160
thomas bangaltare was our first customer he came in wearing his robot helmet we said take it off

2175
02:04:31,160 --> 02:04:38,280
pointed to the sign which says please remove your helmet when you come on he refused he said

2176
02:04:38,280 --> 02:04:49,700
in a robot voice non non monsieur i said to him i don't care how revered you are you're not coming in

2177
02:04:49,700 --> 02:04:53,860
unless you remove the fucking helmet we've had there's a lot of crime in the area here in london

2178
02:04:55,380 --> 02:04:56,340
so he fucked off

2179
02:04:58,180 --> 02:04:58,980
i don't mind

2180
02:05:00,580 --> 02:05:04,580
i don't mind we got a photograph of him around the vicinity of the restaurant so

2181
02:05:06,100 --> 02:05:07,700
his loss that's his shit

2182
02:05:09,780 --> 02:05:14,820
then after the success of the bakery we decided to move on to the festival circuit

2183
02:05:15,460 --> 02:05:20,740
we did all the summer festivals mask on fully jabbed and vaxxed up the arse

2184
02:05:21,700 --> 02:05:28,500
i had two pfisors a sputnik and a double aster inside me and i actually got my hands on the

2185
02:05:28,500 --> 02:05:32,740
fucking booster jabs before they were even released pure boosted

2186
02:05:35,220 --> 02:05:40,740
heart heart kind of palpitations yeah that's true that came look it's all part of the course but i've

2187
02:05:40,740 --> 02:05:41,540
learned to live with that

2188
02:05:44,100 --> 02:05:50,740
what i couldn't live with was some of the indignation of the people that wanted to buy the cocktails coming

2189
02:05:50,740 --> 02:05:56,020
to me saying have you got this have you got that they didn't want what was on the menu which you know

2190
02:05:56,020 --> 02:06:01,220
was vast we had a vast array of good stuff i don't know if you can see here what we actually had

2191
02:06:03,060 --> 02:06:10,500
our most popular cock was the gray goose la fizz at nine quid a pop a real cock popper

2192
02:06:11,940 --> 02:06:18,500
a real lovely blend of the goose saint germain elderflower liqueur fresh lime and soda

2193
02:06:20,580 --> 02:06:24,820
that was our special but i did have a lot of people coming to me asking for

2194
02:06:25,540 --> 02:06:32,260
you know short sharp screws against the wall sex on the beach real troglodyte orders you know

2195
02:06:33,460 --> 02:06:40,660
real kind of i've just learned what a cocktail is i'm gonna ask for it sort of buzz so when this

2196
02:06:40,660 --> 02:06:47,700
photograph was taken they kind of caught my my mean side which i'm not really too wasn't too fond of

2197
02:06:47,700 --> 02:06:54,260
the photograph to be honest you can see i'm stressed out there at the moment like when i'm making those i'm

2198
02:06:54,260 --> 02:07:01,140
popping those cocks off at like six six six a cock it was almost six a cock someone came up and asked for

2199
02:07:01,140 --> 02:07:10,100
a seventh it was tough you know spooking cruiser that's very much there scariatsu at the spooking cruise

2200
02:07:11,540 --> 02:07:20,260
uh my personal fave none other than the gray goose montparnasse it's a beautiful brand blend beautiful

2201
02:07:20,260 --> 02:07:27,060
brand i used to call it as well because it was actually none other than irish singer brendam boyer

2202
02:07:27,060 --> 02:07:34,100
who gave me the recipe i don't know if he's still with us but anyway let's go with this gray goose le citron

2203
02:07:34,100 --> 02:07:41,700
which was a lovely splash of lemon fresh peach lemon and soda and of course limited edition goose get your

2204
02:07:41,700 --> 02:07:49,620
hands on it while you can it was sensational um but i was as you can see there i'm i'm kind of angry you

2205
02:07:49,620 --> 02:07:57,940
know we had the croissants at the back patisserie on wheels man it's chaotic it really was tough buzz tough

2206
02:07:57,940 --> 02:08:04,260
buzz don't blame anyone for for getting out of that business but look you want to make a coin during the

2207
02:08:04,260 --> 02:08:10,100
summer that's where you gotta go festivals where that where it's at you can you can make like a two

2208
02:08:10,100 --> 02:08:15,220
or three hundred percent markup on what you've got and people are you're they're a captive audience like

2209
02:08:15,220 --> 02:08:21,620
you can just rob them blind with what you've got in your van you know slap on a sign that says gourmet

2210
02:08:22,420 --> 02:08:26,820
and they'll pay for it a lot of the people are out there boxes as well and god knows what

2211
02:08:27,860 --> 02:08:35,860
but uh the only problem there was i'm stressed to the max max for stop and also i caught a few

2212
02:08:35,860 --> 02:08:42,100
people pissing on the side of the goose unit earlier on which is a nightmare if you know the smell of

2213
02:08:42,100 --> 02:08:48,660
urine it's hard to get off and plus when you're going around doing all sorts cocktails bread you're

2214
02:08:48,660 --> 02:08:56,260
getting everything you you know time to concentrate um what's going on outside your little bubble you're

2215
02:08:56,260 --> 02:09:02,820
inside the zone so to speak and uh yeah we had to hire security but then security couldn't handle it

2216
02:09:02,820 --> 02:09:07,460
sometimes you know because they're on the clock it's 24 hour gig so you've got rotation you have to

2217
02:09:08,100 --> 02:09:12,980
you're ending up what spending a lot of what you're making on the security as well so

2218
02:09:14,420 --> 02:09:24,500
came to late summer okay came to late summer and it came to summer 22. i was ready for it as well every

2219
02:09:24,500 --> 02:09:30,100
festival we went to with the gooser we made sure we had our boulangerie hide the breads made everything

2220
02:09:30,100 --> 02:09:37,220
was going well we had the cocktails being dished out nine quid a pop fucking making money arse over tit

2221
02:09:38,020 --> 02:09:45,140
and uh to deal with the pissers none other than a mobile piss unit piss house luxury gourmet as well

2222
02:09:46,180 --> 02:09:53,060
in association with grow who make quality quality stuff actually i've got a number and a contact for

2223
02:09:53,060 --> 02:09:58,260
them if you want to get in touch with those guys used to drive this thing around parker up by the side

2224
02:09:58,900 --> 02:10:06,020
and people went mad for it it was it was success probably actually made more off of this than the

2225
02:10:06,020 --> 02:10:12,260
goose or would you believe and uh we've got that parked up now on blocks it's getting a reefer a tight

2226
02:10:12,260 --> 02:10:20,740
little reefer and what we offered was a luxury piss house solution to all of your urinary needs urinary tract

2227
02:10:20,740 --> 02:10:31,060
whatever we had it we had forward facing sinks above toilets we had b days we have b days inside toilets it was b day or bust

2228
02:10:32,020 --> 02:10:38,420
a real fucking veritable feast of b day action and you can see how happy i was when we reached

2229
02:10:38,420 --> 02:10:47,220
i kind of i reached zenith at that point i really was happy with the way things had gone uh and we we it almost

2230
02:10:47,220 --> 02:10:54,180
felt like we come full circle and we'd managed to really square the circle so to speak we'd come full circle i'd squared the circle

2231
02:10:55,860 --> 02:11:06,180
and that was it was quirky as well it was on display everybody could see what you were doing obviously at the flick of a

2232
02:11:06,180 --> 02:11:13,460
button we could turn on switch on the frosted glass but there were some madzers who wanted to pay for pure

2233
02:11:13,460 --> 02:11:19,060
transparent pissery as well and then we were charging people to come and watch it actually got out of hand and

2234
02:11:20,180 --> 02:11:25,380
what some would say illegal so we had to stop doing that through we had to knock that on the head because

2235
02:11:25,380 --> 02:11:31,220
you get a bad name for yourself doing that apparently and we just we just got some permanent blinds for it

2236
02:11:31,220 --> 02:11:38,980
but tell you what absolutely brilliant idea and knocked it out the park and look b day or bust i've

2237
02:11:38,980 --> 02:11:44,100
i've got a lot to tell you about the b day world i've become very very ingratiated into that world the

2238
02:11:44,100 --> 02:11:54,740
luxury piss houses as well it's it's just another string to the bow i suppose and look from here whether

2239
02:11:54,740 --> 02:12:05,060
it's here or dublin or donny brook or fucking sakuba yokohama ishimura bangkok

2240
02:12:07,460 --> 02:12:15,460
vladivo stock shenzhen wherever you want we're here we're here for you and we're gonna deliver

2241
02:12:16,900 --> 02:12:23,060
and we're actually pioneering that summer we're gonna be hiring as well and i'm hoping hope against hope

2242
02:12:24,980 --> 02:12:30,980
to master the very first solid gold b day with smelted gold made from the trophies i've won

2243
02:12:32,580 --> 02:12:37,540
right here on this simulation it's not a simulation it's reality let's get that let's get one thing

2244
02:12:37,540 --> 02:12:44,260
straight it's gonna require a bit of concentration here it's gonna require something

2245
02:12:46,820 --> 02:12:53,620
nathan halfco says he's got the cv up to date that's great look i'll be drip drip feeding little details here

2246
02:12:53,620 --> 02:13:02,020
and there for the next while got another year the summer's over now sad to see it go but it is what it is

2247
02:13:02,020 --> 02:13:11,380
it was what it was tomorrow's another day let's think ahead 2023 it's gonna come to a an end sooner or later

2248
02:13:11,380 --> 02:13:21,620
and then the new year 24 what's that gonna have in store for us one can only hope and dream haiti gang opposes fire on protesters in capital killing seven

2249
02:13:21,620 --> 02:13:24,660
killing seven my heart goes out to them

2250
02:13:28,900 --> 02:13:29,860
let's get this going

2251
02:13:36,900 --> 02:13:37,860
let's get this going

2252
02:13:42,260 --> 02:13:46,580
it's quarter past one we've been going for two hours and 15 minutes

2253
02:13:49,060 --> 02:13:56,660
i've managed to make this can of red bull last two hours long that's not bad going still got a few rolos left

2254
02:13:59,300 --> 02:14:10,340
i should close the window actually it's gonna be chilly will here

2255
02:14:10,340 --> 02:14:40,320
Thank you.

2256
02:14:40,320 --> 02:15:10,300
Thank you.

2257
02:15:10,300 --> 02:15:40,280
Thank you.

2258
02:15:40,280 --> 02:15:42,200
We're about to get creamed out in Sucuba.

2259
02:15:43,080 --> 02:15:44,340
Thanks for joining us here.

2260
02:15:44,420 --> 02:15:48,640
It's the Clubman Cup Plus, Sucuba Circuit, five lap cream steamer.

2261
02:15:49,840 --> 02:15:54,900
We're coming to you live from Peter Place in the Goose Unit just off Adelaide Road.

2262
02:15:58,840 --> 02:16:00,320
We're here with you all the way.

2263
02:16:00,800 --> 02:16:01,660
Let's bring it home.

2264
02:16:01,760 --> 02:16:03,020
Connor Williams 2023.

2265
02:16:03,760 --> 02:16:05,720
Tony Figueroa, thanks very much.

2266
02:16:06,520 --> 02:16:07,500
Very, very kind of.

2267
02:16:08,460 --> 02:16:09,380
Let's bring it.

2268
02:16:09,620 --> 02:16:11,040
Let's bring it back to Japan.

2269
02:16:15,680 --> 02:16:16,840
Here we go, folks.

2270
02:16:16,920 --> 02:16:17,440
Thanks very much.

2271
02:16:17,500 --> 02:16:18,300
Tony Figueroa.

2272
02:16:18,500 --> 02:16:21,360
Does Boulangerie Francois sell cans of Lilt?

2273
02:16:21,460 --> 02:16:23,380
I can't stomach all the other business.

2274
02:16:23,980 --> 02:16:35,040
I'm afraid we do have the contract with the Sand Pell, which means I can't provide any other soft drink experience other than that.

2275
02:16:35,400 --> 02:16:36,300
Look, let's go for it.

2276
02:16:36,300 --> 02:16:38,860
Look at all the lads just chilling out there at the side hatch.

2277
02:16:40,240 --> 02:16:41,380
This side, should I say.

2278
02:16:42,400 --> 02:16:44,480
Waiting for their cars to come in.

2279
02:16:44,520 --> 02:16:49,420
It's a very well rendered edition of Sucuba Circuit, which shows all the backstage paddock action.

2280
02:16:50,420 --> 02:16:53,480
Google user, thanks very much for Grant Thornting us.

2281
02:16:53,700 --> 02:16:55,240
A beautiful 20 there.

2282
02:16:55,800 --> 02:17:01,280
It was sensually received and very, very much appreciated.

2283
02:17:02,160 --> 02:17:03,280
Good to see you, say.

2284
02:17:03,460 --> 02:17:04,080
It's good to see you.

2285
02:17:04,140 --> 02:17:04,900
Thank you very much.

2286
02:17:06,460 --> 02:17:07,400
This is Sucuba.

2287
02:17:07,860 --> 02:17:10,820
We've come as far as getting a silver on it.

2288
02:17:11,660 --> 02:17:14,760
Let's hopefully, let's hopefully, let's hope we can come away with a gold.

2289
02:17:15,540 --> 02:17:19,960
And hopefully we can get our T's crossed, I's dotted, and S curvatureed.

2290
02:17:21,740 --> 02:17:23,440
Coming up towards the end of the session.

2291
02:17:24,360 --> 02:17:25,140
It's Grant Thorismo.

2292
02:17:25,140 --> 02:17:27,480
It's Sucuba.

2293
02:17:27,660 --> 02:17:28,100
Let's go.

2294
02:17:32,820 --> 02:17:34,200
Lovely bit of guitar there.

2295
02:17:34,420 --> 02:17:35,400
Oh, I'm in the Fair Lady.

2296
02:17:35,500 --> 02:17:36,140
Don't want that.

2297
02:17:36,640 --> 02:17:37,560
Get the...

2298
02:17:37,560 --> 02:17:37,860
Sorry.

2299
02:17:38,560 --> 02:17:39,180
What an anti...

2300
02:17:39,180 --> 02:17:45,900
What an anticlimactic end to that little intro I gave the whole race.

2301
02:17:46,240 --> 02:17:47,080
Fucking...

2302
02:17:47,080 --> 02:17:47,940
I fucked it up.

2303
02:17:51,240 --> 02:17:52,180
Back to the garage.

2304
02:17:52,320 --> 02:17:53,000
Sorry, guys.

2305
02:17:53,940 --> 02:17:55,700
Just a quick detour to the garage there.

2306
02:17:59,420 --> 02:18:01,480
Not wearing the signature slippers, Tig.

2307
02:18:01,580 --> 02:18:01,920
I know.

2308
02:18:02,040 --> 02:18:02,320
Sorry.

2309
02:18:02,460 --> 02:18:05,620
It's sponsorship with the Adidas crew.

2310
02:18:06,320 --> 02:18:08,280
I've got one odd sock, one...

2311
02:18:08,280 --> 02:18:10,660
I don't know if that's a Dunlop.

2312
02:18:10,660 --> 02:18:14,140
And then I've got one of Tommy Schlug's Liddles on.

2313
02:18:15,400 --> 02:18:16,980
It's a rich tapestry.

2314
02:18:16,980 --> 02:18:17,020
It's a rich tapestry.

2315
02:18:23,580 --> 02:18:25,140
Let's change that up.

2316
02:18:25,420 --> 02:18:26,520
Get back into the murk.

2317
02:18:30,240 --> 02:18:36,160
Probably be easier to race in this Fair Lady.

2318
02:18:38,240 --> 02:18:39,520
Name that tune.

2319
02:18:39,960 --> 02:18:41,460
Many classical heads out there.

2320
02:18:48,460 --> 02:18:50,620
We're talking rage and bull, are we?

2321
02:18:52,280 --> 02:18:53,480
Change the yoke.

2322
02:18:59,360 --> 02:19:00,040
Beautiful.

2323
02:19:00,040 --> 02:19:04,480
Oh, listen to the whine.

2324
02:19:05,980 --> 02:19:07,180
Oh, yes.

2325
02:19:07,640 --> 02:19:08,700
Bring it home.

2326
02:19:09,700 --> 02:19:10,800
Bring it home.

2327
02:19:11,720 --> 02:19:12,900
Bring it home.

2328
02:19:17,420 --> 02:19:18,640
Beautiful stuff.

2329
02:19:22,400 --> 02:19:26,140
Just take a moment to appreciate how beautiful this car is.

2330
02:19:26,140 --> 02:19:31,040
I went for the blue rims on that to match the color of the Zurich paint.

2331
02:19:31,540 --> 02:19:35,400
I didn't have the license to put in the colors of any other company.

2332
02:19:35,900 --> 02:19:39,180
But the rest of the sponsors had to be black and white.

2333
02:19:39,260 --> 02:19:45,640
Of course, Fina Gale rocking the front banner with a lovely KPMG touch at the back.

2334
02:19:46,160 --> 02:19:47,540
Don't know if you've seen the detail in there.

2335
02:19:47,660 --> 02:19:49,580
Thanks very much to KUBA 2017.

2336
02:19:49,580 --> 02:19:52,100
None other than news talk.

2337
02:19:52,100 --> 02:19:53,940
Got in touch with Kieran Cuddy.

2338
02:19:53,940 --> 02:19:55,200
He sorted that out for me.

2339
02:19:55,320 --> 02:20:01,080
Wanted to go with the off the ball logo on the side as well.

2340
02:20:01,140 --> 02:20:03,040
But they said I was going to have to subscribe.

2341
02:20:03,980 --> 02:20:08,560
I said, lads, it's good, but it's not going to happen.

2342
02:20:11,760 --> 02:20:13,080
It's almost six o'clock.

2343
02:20:17,540 --> 02:20:18,360
Beautiful stuff.

2344
02:20:20,360 --> 02:20:21,620
We're going around in circles.

2345
02:20:22,980 --> 02:20:25,600
Just remembered I was in SACUBA in 2017.

2346
02:20:26,680 --> 02:20:28,380
And I was looking back through photos.

2347
02:20:29,580 --> 02:20:32,100
Found this video of some mad outdoor convention.

2348
02:20:32,320 --> 02:20:36,260
Not a notion what's going on, but I think you'd enjoy the music, says SACUBA 2017.

2349
02:20:38,340 --> 02:20:38,760
Do you know what?

2350
02:20:38,780 --> 02:20:39,720
I'm willing to take a punt.

2351
02:20:40,900 --> 02:20:41,740
And watch your slinging.

2352
02:20:42,800 --> 02:20:46,280
Let me see if I can get this onto the screen here.

2353
02:20:49,980 --> 02:20:57,540
Let me see what we've got here.

2354
02:20:58,500 --> 02:20:59,020
Banjaxed.

2355
02:21:05,380 --> 02:21:08,440
Some outdoor event in SACUBA 2017.

2356
02:21:08,760 --> 02:21:10,580
That's literally what the video is called.

2357
02:21:12,800 --> 02:21:18,240
Let's go to our YouTube there and see what we can rustle out of the ether here.

2358
02:21:19,300 --> 02:21:20,920
Hopefully you're all on ethernet.

2359
02:21:22,700 --> 02:21:25,260
And you've got a stable and secure connection.

2360
02:21:25,480 --> 02:21:27,220
Thanks very much for the goose clout there.

2361
02:21:27,380 --> 02:21:29,020
Long Johns, Long Johns.

2362
02:21:29,760 --> 02:21:30,780
Hope you're getting on well.

2363
02:21:31,000 --> 02:21:34,220
Are you headed over to see Johnny and the boys do some serious business?

2364
02:21:34,660 --> 02:21:37,000
Over in the gayest periconsoid.

2365
02:21:37,580 --> 02:21:40,640
I'd say there'll be some serious patisserie damage to be done.

2366
02:21:42,240 --> 02:21:44,480
Look, it's going to be all go the next while.

2367
02:21:45,280 --> 02:21:46,420
Just watch this space.

2368
02:21:46,740 --> 02:21:47,840
Stay tuned.

2369
02:21:48,620 --> 02:21:52,280
Some outdoor event in SACUBA.

2370
02:21:52,800 --> 02:21:54,080
See if we can just find that.

2371
02:22:04,080 --> 02:22:04,720
November.

2372
02:22:04,720 --> 02:22:05,060
November.

2373
02:22:09,580 --> 02:22:15,040
Is this, would this be your own video there, SACUBA 2017, who's sent me this video?

2374
02:22:18,240 --> 02:22:19,740
Can't fucking get her up there.

2375
02:22:19,820 --> 02:22:20,260
Let me see.

2376
02:22:23,840 --> 02:22:24,120
M.

2377
02:22:25,960 --> 02:22:26,800
Let's have a look.

2378
02:22:37,300 --> 02:22:39,300
Here we go.

2379
02:23:00,420 --> 02:23:03,540
Great, great tunes, great Japanese tunes.

2380
02:23:03,540 --> 02:23:08,700
Pure sakuba.

2381
02:23:13,800 --> 02:23:15,220
That was it, that was it.

2382
02:23:15,560 --> 02:23:17,580
I was just about to get vibe into that.

2383
02:23:18,060 --> 02:23:18,640
Here we go.

2384
02:23:18,640 --> 02:23:37,100
Beautiful sakuba.

2385
02:23:37,360 --> 02:23:38,160
It's the Japanese.

2386
02:23:38,520 --> 02:23:39,360
They know what they're doing.

2387
02:23:40,080 --> 02:23:41,540
And they know how to do it.

2388
02:23:41,920 --> 02:23:42,900
And when to do it.

2389
02:23:42,940 --> 02:23:45,220
As I said to them, it's not how you do it, it's when you do it.

2390
02:23:47,980 --> 02:23:48,460
Maniacs.

2391
02:23:50,120 --> 02:23:52,220
Big shout out to Jermaz as well.

2392
02:23:55,900 --> 02:23:57,100
Out there in Germany.

2393
02:24:03,240 --> 02:24:05,980
It's a bit Craig Day, but it's a bit seven days.

2394
02:24:06,040 --> 02:24:06,620
Have you heard this?

2395
02:24:07,060 --> 02:24:08,120
Seven days.

2396
02:24:13,420 --> 02:24:14,240
One day.

2397
02:24:14,720 --> 02:24:16,880
Took it for a drink on Tuesday.

2398
02:24:20,320 --> 02:24:21,840
Donnybrook by Friday.

2399
02:24:21,940 --> 02:24:23,080
We chilled on Sunday.

2400
02:24:24,680 --> 02:24:27,120
Took for a spin in the sea days.

2401
02:24:27,740 --> 02:24:29,680
AMG 13 days.

2402
02:24:29,680 --> 02:24:37,740
Second at our best.

2403
02:24:37,880 --> 02:24:38,740
Let's go for this.

2404
02:24:42,200 --> 02:24:43,580
This is going to be beautiful.

2405
02:24:45,540 --> 02:24:46,400
Sakuba Circuit.

2406
02:24:46,580 --> 02:24:47,640
Five lap dreamer.

2407
02:24:48,400 --> 02:24:49,580
AMG demeanor.

2408
02:24:50,180 --> 02:24:53,080
Racing against a veritable feast of automobilistics.

2409
02:24:53,680 --> 02:24:56,220
We've got the RX-7 up in first place pole.

2410
02:24:57,220 --> 02:24:57,760
Mantenabi.

2411
02:24:58,900 --> 02:24:59,980
In second there.

2412
02:25:00,980 --> 02:25:01,820
Don't know what he's driving.

2413
02:25:02,280 --> 02:25:03,460
Was it an NSX?

2414
02:25:04,120 --> 02:25:06,400
If so, a bit OP for this race, no?

2415
02:25:08,180 --> 02:25:09,000
Let's have a look.

2416
02:25:09,060 --> 02:25:09,760
Let's see what we've got.

2417
02:25:09,860 --> 02:25:11,740
Esteban in the Focus RS.

2418
02:25:11,860 --> 02:25:12,380
GCI.

2419
02:25:12,780 --> 02:25:13,820
We've got an RX-7.

2420
02:25:13,940 --> 02:25:15,180
A Renault Megane.

2421
02:25:16,040 --> 02:25:17,960
It's none other than the Barter Boys.

2422
02:25:20,260 --> 02:25:21,280
Let's bring it here.

2423
02:25:26,020 --> 02:25:27,060
Pure concentration.

2424
02:25:28,100 --> 02:25:28,620
Backhurst.

2425
02:25:29,000 --> 02:25:30,920
Going to be channeling Backhurst in this one.

2426
02:25:31,140 --> 02:25:32,440
Of course, we've got his soundtrack.

2427
02:25:33,080 --> 02:25:38,680
The ultra-high quality pressing of his featured playlist, his Spotify playlist.

2428
02:25:39,260 --> 02:25:43,340
He went to great pains to get that playlist done up, as I mentioned earlier on.

2429
02:25:44,740 --> 02:25:48,500
On a liquid, solid-pressed vinyl.

2430
02:25:48,720 --> 02:25:50,740
He gets that done out in Salina, Kansas.

2431
02:25:53,020 --> 02:25:58,600
There's a special pressing manufacturer there who does all the UHQR stuff.

2432
02:25:58,880 --> 02:26:03,700
Managed to get myself a couple of real good pressings.

2433
02:26:03,780 --> 02:26:06,060
I got Steely Dan's Asia.

2434
02:26:07,180 --> 02:26:08,240
I picked that up.

2435
02:26:08,600 --> 02:26:09,980
I managed to get my hands on.

2436
02:26:10,160 --> 02:26:12,860
They just released John Coltrane's Love Supreme.

2437
02:26:13,720 --> 02:26:15,560
Of course, I have Kind of Blue Miles.

2438
02:26:15,900 --> 02:26:16,980
That one came out last year.

2439
02:26:17,480 --> 02:26:18,960
And they sound exquisite.

2440
02:26:19,120 --> 02:26:20,120
They sound beautiful.

2441
02:26:20,680 --> 02:26:25,160
Unlike this shite that's coming out of my headphones at the moment.

2442
02:26:25,980 --> 02:26:29,500
Which sounds quasi-emoistic.

2443
02:26:32,360 --> 02:26:32,840
Terrible.

2444
02:26:35,940 --> 02:26:38,900
What other fucking bands were they that sounded like this?

2445
02:26:38,980 --> 02:26:41,200
Someone mentioned a few names earlier on.

2446
02:26:42,480 --> 02:26:44,800
Wasn't the one called Rival Schools?

2447
02:26:46,120 --> 02:26:47,560
And then I think there was a game.

2448
02:26:47,640 --> 02:26:50,480
A video game called Rival Schools United by Fate.

2449
02:26:50,540 --> 02:26:51,600
Which was a beat-em-up.

2450
02:26:54,780 --> 02:26:57,040
Ba-ba-da-ba-da-boo.

2451
02:26:57,900 --> 02:26:59,980
Zwa-da-ba-boo.

2452
02:27:00,260 --> 02:27:03,180
I suppose placebo paved the way for these guys.

2453
02:27:03,360 --> 02:27:06,240
But then checked out of the building when the shit hit the fan.

2454
02:27:07,200 --> 02:27:08,420
Couple of Nancy boys.

2455
02:27:11,220 --> 02:27:12,600
Jimmy Eat World.

2456
02:27:13,220 --> 02:27:13,700
True.

2457
02:27:13,700 --> 02:27:18,860
I remember checking in with those guys at Witness Festival back in the day.

2458
02:27:19,640 --> 02:27:21,820
What I witnessed was not good.

2459
02:27:22,780 --> 02:27:25,700
Went to see Hoobastank straight after.

2460
02:27:25,700 --> 02:27:32,960
Then Ian Brown doing his monkey business.

2461
02:27:37,680 --> 02:27:38,360
Hoobastank.

2462
02:27:39,700 --> 02:27:41,620
Saw fucking fish as well.

2463
02:27:43,600 --> 02:27:44,300
The Hoob.

2464
02:27:45,180 --> 02:27:46,160
Hoob tubing.

2465
02:27:46,840 --> 02:27:48,460
We went Hoob tubing to that.

2466
02:27:49,020 --> 02:27:51,040
Then Laurent Garnier in the tent after.

2467
02:27:51,040 --> 02:27:52,180
What an eclectic mix.

2468
02:27:56,920 --> 02:27:59,080
Have you heard the fucking cut of this book?

2469
02:28:00,980 --> 02:28:01,860
Spewing on the mic.

2470
02:28:02,020 --> 02:28:03,680
There's no way I'm going to finish first here.

2471
02:28:03,720 --> 02:28:04,620
This is going to be a tough one.

2472
02:28:04,700 --> 02:28:08,380
I'm going to be crying into my fucking cup at the end.

2473
02:28:10,680 --> 02:28:12,660
Look, I need to just knuckle down.

2474
02:28:12,760 --> 02:28:16,920
Start taking these corners like a fucking proper professional.

2475
02:28:17,580 --> 02:28:22,920
Not some two-bit boulangerie Francoise merchant from the festival circuit.

2476
02:28:23,460 --> 02:28:28,700
Start taking like a pure grist to the mill driving sensation.

2477
02:28:28,900 --> 02:28:30,060
Like I know that I can be.

2478
02:28:30,060 --> 02:28:32,800
You can change yourself.

2479
02:28:33,340 --> 02:28:36,180
You can change yourself.

2480
02:28:36,900 --> 02:28:37,400
Cry.

2481
02:28:43,220 --> 02:28:44,160
I can.

2482
02:28:44,360 --> 02:28:45,260
You can.

2483
02:28:52,380 --> 02:28:53,840
What an idiot, you know.

2484
02:28:54,760 --> 02:29:06,560
I mean, fair play to them for making the song, but the attitude that that kind of vocal espouses is one of a person that I wouldn't like to have lunch with.

2485
02:29:08,280 --> 02:29:13,160
Saying this to Backhurst the other day, who is a great lunch mate.

2486
02:29:13,680 --> 02:29:14,680
If you ever get the chance.

2487
02:29:14,880 --> 02:29:17,720
I don't think you will because he's very selective about the company he keeps.

2488
02:29:18,640 --> 02:29:22,660
But I wouldn't like to have lunch with the guy who's just sang that fucking abomination back there.

2489
02:29:24,040 --> 02:29:26,260
I've got something classical going on there.

2490
02:29:30,680 --> 02:29:32,760
How the fuck am I going to win this race, man?

2491
02:29:33,660 --> 02:29:34,560
I have to race again.

2492
02:29:38,160 --> 02:29:38,940
This is great.

2493
02:29:39,040 --> 02:29:39,480
This is classic.

2494
02:29:39,480 --> 02:29:42,840
This is fucking Lone Ranger and Tonto.

2495
02:29:42,840 --> 02:29:58,440
Yokohama Meltdown.

2496
02:30:02,480 --> 02:30:06,120
So it's no use me kicking into gear and fucking concentrating now.

2497
02:30:06,740 --> 02:30:08,420
Concentrating at the end of this when I should have been.

2498
02:30:09,620 --> 02:30:11,520
You need to be in first by third lap.

2499
02:30:11,520 --> 02:30:14,960
Because you're not going to outpass these guys.

2500
02:30:15,420 --> 02:30:16,900
They've got their minds made up.

2501
02:30:18,780 --> 02:30:19,620
Everything's tied up.

2502
02:30:20,120 --> 02:30:20,900
And ready to rock.

2503
02:30:22,200 --> 02:30:23,880
The Mazda RX-7 in front.

2504
02:30:25,420 --> 02:30:29,040
Someone absolutely backhurst in the pedal to the metal ahead of them.

2505
02:30:29,420 --> 02:30:30,060
Could be a Nissan.

2506
02:30:36,160 --> 02:30:40,620
It's a Naishimi Watanabe in second place in the Mazda RX-7.

2507
02:30:40,780 --> 02:30:43,280
None other than Miko Martin, the Australian.

2508
02:30:49,960 --> 02:30:50,580
See this?

2509
02:30:54,180 --> 02:30:54,820
Yeah, look.

2510
02:30:54,900 --> 02:30:55,940
Let's just get there.

2511
02:30:56,020 --> 02:30:56,880
Let's get there, okay?

2512
02:30:59,080 --> 02:30:59,920
Let's get there.

2513
02:31:05,920 --> 02:31:07,760
Big shout out to the Australians.

2514
02:31:08,880 --> 02:31:10,620
None other than Robert Taylor.

2515
02:31:11,260 --> 02:31:12,580
The perks of living in Australia.

2516
02:31:13,340 --> 02:31:15,000
That I'm streaming at normal times.

2517
02:31:15,900 --> 02:31:16,820
Which is great.

2518
02:31:17,440 --> 02:31:20,480
A disappointing defeat, to say the very least.

2519
02:31:22,860 --> 02:31:24,540
We need to get ahead of the pack.

2520
02:31:24,540 --> 02:31:26,160
We need to show them how it's done.

2521
02:31:26,240 --> 02:31:29,260
There's no use me bringing the car all over the world.

2522
02:31:29,600 --> 02:31:30,740
Done up to the nines.

2523
02:31:31,340 --> 02:31:32,860
Got the livery set up.

2524
02:31:33,020 --> 02:31:34,780
With a new engine in there.

2525
02:31:35,100 --> 02:31:36,460
Stuck a new turbo pipe up.

2526
02:31:36,540 --> 02:31:36,860
It's ours.

2527
02:31:37,380 --> 02:31:38,880
A couple of great racing wheels.

2528
02:31:39,020 --> 02:31:40,420
We've got the shocks.

2529
02:31:41,360 --> 02:31:42,040
Shock horror.

2530
02:31:42,760 --> 02:31:43,200
Defeat.

2531
02:31:43,540 --> 02:31:44,380
That's what that is.

2532
02:31:45,240 --> 02:31:46,140
Let's get going.

2533
02:31:46,420 --> 02:31:47,280
Let's take this again.

2534
02:31:48,980 --> 02:31:51,680
I want to say thank you very much to everybody though.

2535
02:31:51,800 --> 02:31:53,420
I mean, Clubman Cup Plus,

2536
02:31:53,540 --> 02:31:54,480
the Cuba Circuit Bronze,

2537
02:31:54,700 --> 02:31:56,460
and shout out to the sponsors there.

2538
02:31:57,020 --> 02:31:57,580
Fountain of Burn,

2539
02:31:57,840 --> 02:31:58,900
and Muttman,

2540
02:31:59,200 --> 02:32:00,380
and Roan Otnik,

2541
02:32:00,760 --> 02:32:01,740
Incorporated.

2542
02:32:03,340 --> 02:32:04,340
Let's bring it home.

2543
02:32:05,740 --> 02:32:06,740
Let's bring it home.

2544
02:32:07,240 --> 02:32:07,620
Let's bring it home.

2545
02:32:12,240 --> 02:32:13,900
Where do you find that livery?

2546
02:32:13,900 --> 02:32:15,020
Michael Krenn.

2547
02:32:15,140 --> 02:32:16,920
I think you can get it yourself

2548
02:32:16,920 --> 02:32:19,020
if you're in GT7 land.

2549
02:32:19,760 --> 02:32:22,560
Just look for Connor Williams maybe.

2550
02:32:22,820 --> 02:32:23,880
I'm not sure.

2551
02:32:24,880 --> 02:32:26,260
But I'll make it public,

2552
02:32:26,700 --> 02:32:28,380
and I'll update you with the deets

2553
02:32:28,380 --> 02:32:32,000
on the next excursion out in GT land.

2554
02:32:33,460 --> 02:32:34,460
But it's up there.

2555
02:32:34,520 --> 02:32:35,180
I uploaded it.

2556
02:32:35,220 --> 02:32:38,080
Had to go through a rigorous fucking process

2557
02:32:38,080 --> 02:32:41,020
of recreating PNGs

2558
02:32:41,020 --> 02:32:42,240
and reconverting them

2559
02:32:42,240 --> 02:32:43,260
into fucking vectors,

2560
02:32:43,480 --> 02:32:45,060
and then you can only upload a vector

2561
02:32:45,060 --> 02:32:48,840
that's 15 kilobits big, you know?

2562
02:32:49,000 --> 02:32:50,120
That's fuck all data.

2563
02:32:51,000 --> 02:32:51,800
You're trying to...

2564
02:32:51,800 --> 02:32:54,440
That's why it's black on white, you know?

2565
02:32:54,880 --> 02:32:56,980
Two-color threshold job in Photoshop.

2566
02:32:58,900 --> 02:33:01,200
Exported to fucking vector in Photoshop.

2567
02:33:02,680 --> 02:33:03,160
Uploaded.

2568
02:33:03,300 --> 02:33:03,940
Wouldn't work.

2569
02:33:04,480 --> 02:33:06,020
Had to use some sort of online...

2570
02:33:08,020 --> 02:33:09,240
terminal to online...

2571
02:33:09,240 --> 02:33:12,240
piece of software that just did it...

2572
02:33:12,240 --> 02:33:13,200
remotely.

2573
02:33:17,120 --> 02:33:18,500
Won't bore you with the details,

2574
02:33:18,620 --> 02:33:20,040
although that's exactly what I've just done.

2575
02:33:23,820 --> 02:33:24,440
Let's go.

2576
02:33:24,640 --> 02:33:25,540
Pachelbel's Canon.

2577
02:33:37,020 --> 02:33:37,760
Come on.

2578
02:33:38,200 --> 02:33:39,040
Let's do this.

2579
02:33:43,980 --> 02:33:44,920
It's bedtime.

2580
02:33:44,920 --> 02:33:46,420
For God's sake.

2581
02:33:46,420 --> 02:34:03,560
A bit loud there on the fucking...

2582
02:34:03,560 --> 02:34:04,700
It's a kicking track, though.

2583
02:34:06,480 --> 02:34:08,100
I want another backers banger.

2584
02:34:11,440 --> 02:34:12,340
Look at that.

2585
02:34:12,680 --> 02:34:13,340
Out the trap.

2586
02:34:13,700 --> 02:34:15,100
Someone's fucking fishtailed me.

2587
02:34:18,140 --> 02:34:19,020
Do you know what I mean?

2588
02:34:19,500 --> 02:34:19,780
It's...

2589
02:34:19,780 --> 02:34:20,660
Fucking...

2590
02:34:20,660 --> 02:34:21,880
Gone to the menu.

2591
02:34:22,020 --> 02:34:22,200
No.

2592
02:34:22,420 --> 02:34:23,060
Don't want that.

2593
02:34:23,260 --> 02:34:23,980
Metal Gear Solid.

2594
02:34:24,100 --> 02:34:24,260
No.

2595
02:34:26,320 --> 02:34:27,120
Pffft.

2596
02:34:27,860 --> 02:34:28,760
Do you see the start?

2597
02:34:30,440 --> 02:34:30,920
Insane.

2598
02:34:33,620 --> 02:34:37,740
Someone got jealous on the first turn and decided to fishtail me out of the fucking race.

2599
02:34:39,980 --> 02:34:41,500
Did I have the red flag as well?

2600
02:34:41,940 --> 02:34:42,820
Was there a red flag?

2601
02:34:55,120 --> 02:34:56,040
See you tomorrow.

2602
02:34:58,040 --> 02:34:58,880
Oh, it's...

2603
02:34:58,880 --> 02:35:00,980
They can't handle it.

2604
02:35:01,140 --> 02:35:03,520
I'm so fast out the trap there.

2605
02:35:04,480 --> 02:35:08,560
I've decided that I don't hit the gas until it goes green.

2606
02:35:08,720 --> 02:35:10,740
So I don't need to put the pedal in.

2607
02:35:15,980 --> 02:35:20,500
If I'm going to fishtail this cut straight out the mix, straight off the bat.

2608
02:35:24,240 --> 02:35:28,540
Sorry there, I think I used a boo-boo word, sorry about that.

2609
02:35:29,020 --> 02:35:37,320
It's not the first time it's happened, but it does show itself every now and again when the going gets tough, and that's a real tough cookie.

2610
02:35:44,840 --> 02:35:47,120
Life doesn't have retries, remember that?

2611
02:35:47,120 --> 02:36:00,360
Getting secoubid out of it, man.

2612
02:36:00,900 --> 02:36:02,260
Getting secoubid out of it.

2613
02:36:15,260 --> 02:36:19,080
No regrets, no remorse, all gold.

2614
02:36:20,680 --> 02:36:22,140
No refunds.

2615
02:36:25,140 --> 02:36:32,020
Someone leave the immersion on, because we're going to be taking a victory buff right after this five-lapper.

2616
02:36:32,860 --> 02:36:34,460
It's going to be a five-lap slapper.

2617
02:36:40,940 --> 02:36:42,960
Backhurst is providing the slappers.

2618
02:36:44,760 --> 02:36:48,120
The music, the tunes are slapping is what I meant.

2619
02:36:49,020 --> 02:36:54,440
He's not providing what the other meaning of slappers is.

2620
02:36:56,820 --> 02:36:57,320
Fuck.

2621
02:37:00,820 --> 02:37:08,900
Here we go.

2622
02:37:09,160 --> 02:37:10,540
How are we going to catch this fucker?

2623
02:37:10,600 --> 02:37:11,900
He's liquid.

2624
02:37:13,640 --> 02:37:14,500
He's liquid.

2625
02:37:18,280 --> 02:37:20,000
This guy is liquid in front.

2626
02:37:24,500 --> 02:37:27,740
The tune, the tune absolutely slaps.

2627
02:37:27,840 --> 02:37:29,780
It's a Cristiano tune, Aldo.

2628
02:37:35,440 --> 02:37:39,380
It's got shades of backhurst all over it.

2629
02:37:39,860 --> 02:37:41,500
It's got backhurst written all over it.

2630
02:37:42,460 --> 02:37:43,540
Get to the backhurst.

2631
02:37:44,540 --> 02:37:45,640
You're not welcome at the front.

2632
02:37:48,320 --> 02:37:49,340
Business at the front.

2633
02:37:50,300 --> 02:37:51,240
Backhurst at the back.

2634
02:38:04,300 --> 02:38:05,860
I can take it on the straight.

2635
02:38:06,400 --> 02:38:07,700
Maybe I can fuck with the gear.

2636
02:38:08,540 --> 02:38:11,520
I'm going to fuck with the gear ratio if it comes second again.

2637
02:38:13,400 --> 02:38:13,840
Yeah.

2638
02:38:14,960 --> 02:38:17,180
I'm going to fuck with the gear ratio and make it closer.

2639
02:38:17,400 --> 02:38:22,100
Make it a tighter experience, and then we'll take all of these clowns to Chinatown.

2640
02:38:23,640 --> 02:38:24,940
It's a Cuba no more.

2641
02:38:26,300 --> 02:38:38,080
Got that riser.

2642
02:38:38,180 --> 02:38:38,780
It's coming in.

2643
02:38:39,740 --> 02:38:40,820
It's going to be a big drop.

2644
02:38:42,420 --> 02:38:43,060
Skrillex.

2645
02:38:48,600 --> 02:38:49,760
Crazy little finish.

2646
02:38:51,720 --> 02:38:52,680
Mouse of a man.

2647
02:38:53,580 --> 02:38:54,640
It's come full circle, though.

2648
02:38:55,060 --> 02:38:56,760
And I'm getting closer to the Mazda.

2649
02:38:57,020 --> 02:38:58,220
Don't get distracted, Connor.

2650
02:38:59,300 --> 02:39:00,060
Bring it home.

2651
02:39:00,660 --> 02:39:01,380
Bring it home.

2652
02:39:03,880 --> 02:39:04,880
I can feel.

2653
02:39:05,000 --> 02:39:05,620
I can sense it.

2654
02:39:08,100 --> 02:39:10,220
Took that corner like a fucking schmuck.

2655
02:39:21,140 --> 02:39:21,960
So we do.

2656
02:39:22,360 --> 02:39:22,920
Three of five.

2657
02:39:23,000 --> 02:39:24,380
We can catch him on the straights.

2658
02:39:24,860 --> 02:39:26,260
We can catch him on the straights.

2659
02:39:28,260 --> 02:39:31,760
He doesn't know what's behind him.

2660
02:39:32,100 --> 02:39:33,320
That fucking freight train.

2661
02:39:33,960 --> 02:39:35,840
It's souped up AMG, Buzz.

2662
02:39:42,600 --> 02:39:44,140
I was driving this track.

2663
02:39:44,140 --> 02:39:44,140
I was driving this track.

2664
02:39:44,140 --> 02:39:45,560
Circuit experience.

2665
02:39:45,560 --> 02:39:50,240
The Mitsubishi Lancer World Rally Edition Tommy Makinen job.

2666
02:39:51,060 --> 02:39:52,060
It's such a tight drive, man.

2667
02:39:52,060 --> 02:39:52,800
It's such a tight drive, you know.

2668
02:39:52,800 --> 02:39:54,920
It makes a world.

2669
02:39:54,920 --> 02:40:00,860
That's a four-wheel drive as well, but seemingly handled the road a lot better than this.

2670
02:40:07,860 --> 02:40:09,460
Feel that red bull kicking in now.

2671
02:40:09,460 --> 02:40:11,000
That's just what we want right here.

2672
02:40:11,000 --> 02:40:12,560
That's a bad corner again.

2673
02:40:12,560 --> 02:40:16,120
We got what it takes to really out-faxing outmaneuver this guy.

2674
02:40:16,200 --> 02:40:17,080
We're coming up to the last lap.

2675
02:40:18,600 --> 02:40:20,600
Need to make good on this last turn here.

2676
02:40:20,960 --> 02:40:21,860
Really show.

2677
02:40:22,000 --> 02:40:22,720
Lay down a marker.

2678
02:40:22,880 --> 02:40:23,640
Show that I'm serious.

2679
02:40:32,840 --> 02:40:34,700
Got another fucking emo song.

2680
02:40:34,700 --> 02:40:39,180
I don't know what Bakers was thinking about when he laid down this playlist.

2681
02:40:44,540 --> 02:40:45,780
Yeah, we're gonna go again.

2682
02:40:45,880 --> 02:40:48,300
We're gonna go into the garage.

2683
02:40:50,300 --> 02:40:51,760
Flick around some knobs.

2684
02:40:52,740 --> 02:40:54,260
Twist some fucking switches.

2685
02:40:55,120 --> 02:41:00,180
Flick some switches, twist some knobs, and make good with our gear ratio.

2686
02:41:01,080 --> 02:41:02,700
Close gearing is gonna be our friend.

2687
02:41:02,700 --> 02:41:06,820
And we're gonna really take this guy on the next session.

2688
02:41:07,800 --> 02:41:08,660
With a bit of luck.

2689
02:41:09,100 --> 02:41:10,920
With a hope and a prayer we could take him soon here.

2690
02:41:11,860 --> 02:41:12,980
Don't think it's gonna happen, though.

2691
02:41:13,080 --> 02:41:14,360
It's a nice bit of breakage.

2692
02:41:19,700 --> 02:41:21,540
Yeah, yeah, yeah, bow.

2693
02:41:22,100 --> 02:41:23,400
I don't know if you can hear that song.

2694
02:41:23,480 --> 02:41:24,720
It's terrible.

2695
02:41:25,900 --> 02:41:27,340
Imagine if we did him on this turn.

2696
02:41:27,340 --> 02:41:35,780
Fuck you.

2697
02:41:35,780 --> 02:41:35,780
Fuck you.

2698
02:41:40,780 --> 02:41:42,980
The Bakers boo-hoos.

2699
02:41:44,240 --> 02:41:45,440
Silver trof.

2700
02:41:47,720 --> 02:41:49,140
15 minutes left.

2701
02:41:49,140 --> 02:41:51,300
We're planning on getting this done before two.

2702
02:41:53,560 --> 02:41:54,000
Fortuitous.

2703
02:41:57,880 --> 02:41:59,220
Let's get going here again.

2704
02:41:59,880 --> 02:42:02,260
No time to revel in the silver glory.

2705
02:42:03,040 --> 02:42:04,360
Far from the silver spoon.

2706
02:42:04,420 --> 02:42:05,880
We've got a three-star roulette ticket.

2707
02:42:05,920 --> 02:42:06,440
That's nice.

2708
02:42:06,940 --> 02:42:08,860
Can't wait to see what kind of presence we get there.

2709
02:42:11,340 --> 02:42:13,120
Time to make our presence felt here.

2710
02:42:13,560 --> 02:42:16,780
I want to have a quick look at the situation under the hood.

2711
02:42:19,660 --> 02:42:20,720
Stick that chute up.

2712
02:42:20,900 --> 02:42:21,480
Chute Aldo.

2713
02:42:21,480 --> 02:42:51,460
Thank you.

2714
02:42:51,460 --> 02:43:00,840
How come that is not, that's not letting us.

2715
02:43:04,020 --> 02:43:05,080
We go back to normal.

2716
02:43:05,160 --> 02:43:06,940
We have to remain under 550.

2717
02:43:08,880 --> 02:43:10,140
5, 4, 9, 30.

2718
02:43:10,260 --> 02:43:13,180
Okay, so we need, we go fully customizable.

2719
02:43:15,600 --> 02:43:16,560
We remeasure.

2720
02:43:16,660 --> 02:43:18,200
That takes us over the threshold.

2721
02:43:18,200 --> 02:43:18,260
Oh.

2722
02:43:23,840 --> 02:43:24,960
Manual adjusters.

2723
02:43:25,120 --> 02:43:25,900
Let's have a look here.

2724
02:43:28,860 --> 02:43:32,200
Surely that should, uh...

2725
02:43:37,060 --> 02:43:42,440
Don't know.

2726
02:43:43,320 --> 02:43:45,320
Medium tire's too slow, I'm not sure.

2727
02:43:45,320 --> 02:43:51,700
That's it, it's lowest, so obviously we put the output up.

2728
02:43:52,200 --> 02:43:53,820
That's going to take us to 597.

2729
02:43:54,080 --> 02:43:56,360
We don't want that, we need to get back under 550.

2730
02:43:57,460 --> 02:43:59,140
It's only achievable we do that.

2731
02:44:00,560 --> 02:44:06,260
Fully customizable gear, gearing is going to bring us into over the 550 territory.

2732
02:44:08,540 --> 02:44:11,140
That means we're going to have to downgrade something on the car.

2733
02:44:11,400 --> 02:44:13,760
I don't think we're using racing tires either.

2734
02:44:14,500 --> 02:44:15,380
Brakes, normal.

2735
02:44:15,620 --> 02:44:16,540
Exhaust, normal.

2736
02:44:17,100 --> 02:44:18,200
Superchargers, non.

2737
02:44:18,980 --> 02:44:20,980
Steering, drivetrain, engine tuning.

2738
02:44:22,400 --> 02:44:22,880
Suspension.

2739
02:44:23,260 --> 02:44:24,440
I've it normaled out.

2740
02:44:25,680 --> 02:44:27,040
I've it normaled to the max.

2741
02:44:28,040 --> 02:44:29,600
This car is actually...

2742
02:44:31,520 --> 02:44:32,880
Beguilingly...

2743
02:44:32,880 --> 02:44:34,920
More powerful than the rest.

2744
02:44:35,040 --> 02:44:37,660
But it's underperforming in a big, big way.

2745
02:44:40,740 --> 02:44:42,040
I can only...

2746
02:44:42,040 --> 02:44:45,160
Presume it's down to my driving.

2747
02:44:49,800 --> 02:44:50,580
Soft tires.

2748
02:44:50,820 --> 02:44:51,240
Let's have a look.

2749
02:44:51,340 --> 02:44:51,980
Sports hard.

2750
02:44:52,760 --> 02:44:53,720
Racing medium.

2751
02:44:56,040 --> 02:44:56,800
I think we use...

2752
02:44:57,960 --> 02:44:59,540
That's going to bring us over, surely.

2753
02:45:00,020 --> 02:45:00,260
Yeah.

2754
02:45:02,080 --> 02:45:02,940
Sports hard.

2755
02:45:03,480 --> 02:45:04,960
Sports hard.

2756
02:45:08,020 --> 02:45:10,460
You can use sports soft on this.

2757
02:45:13,380 --> 02:45:14,800
So we just buy...

2758
02:45:14,800 --> 02:45:18,620
We slap some sports soft onto this guy.

2759
02:45:19,100 --> 02:45:19,760
Is that what we do?

2760
02:45:29,540 --> 02:45:31,020
Sports soft purchased.

2761
02:45:31,560 --> 02:45:32,220
Car set.

2762
02:45:32,420 --> 02:45:33,180
Set and cheat.

2763
02:45:39,660 --> 02:45:41,560
That's bringing us over the thresh now.

2764
02:45:41,700 --> 02:45:43,100
We've gone up to...

2765
02:45:43,100 --> 02:45:45,120
That's brought us up to 577.

2766
02:45:45,440 --> 02:45:46,080
Do you see what I mean?

2767
02:45:46,080 --> 02:45:52,820
We need petrol heads out there.

2768
02:45:52,900 --> 02:45:53,820
Know what I'm doing here.

2769
02:45:54,980 --> 02:45:56,520
Don't know what I've got to do here.

2770
02:45:56,520 --> 02:45:58,120
Get a ballast.

2771
02:45:58,620 --> 02:45:59,600
I'm too scared.

2772
02:45:59,720 --> 02:46:00,740
That's DOK 94.

2773
02:46:01,300 --> 02:46:03,580
Too scared if I throw anything into this car now.

2774
02:46:03,640 --> 02:46:04,740
It's just going to bring it over.

2775
02:46:08,120 --> 02:46:08,900
Add weight.

2776
02:46:13,280 --> 02:46:15,480
Be worth keeping the tires soft, says Paul.

2777
02:46:17,160 --> 02:46:19,680
Let's have a look here in the set and see what we've got to do here.

2778
02:46:19,800 --> 02:46:22,040
Bring it down performance-wise even more.

2779
02:46:22,680 --> 02:46:23,600
Can't even do that.

2780
02:46:23,640 --> 02:46:24,320
Fully customizable.

2781
02:46:24,540 --> 02:46:24,900
Normal.

2782
02:46:26,600 --> 02:46:27,280
610.

2783
02:46:27,420 --> 02:46:27,980
Fuck me.

2784
02:46:40,440 --> 02:46:42,160
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

2785
02:46:55,800 --> 02:47:01,460
I'm not even sure about the soft tires, whether that has any effect.

2786
02:47:01,660 --> 02:47:05,920
I think maybe this might be a case of just sticking with what we've got, trying to improve

2787
02:47:05,920 --> 02:47:08,880
on that last turn into the straight, getting that right.

2788
02:47:08,960 --> 02:47:11,640
If I master that right, there's no stopping me.

2789
02:47:11,700 --> 02:47:13,020
I just was fucking it up, you know?

2790
02:47:14,180 --> 02:47:17,040
Let's go with the normal there.

2791
02:47:17,160 --> 02:47:18,020
Clutch flywheel.

2792
02:47:18,280 --> 02:47:19,460
Let's see this racing.

2793
02:47:19,620 --> 02:47:20,200
Does that do anything?

2794
02:47:20,480 --> 02:47:21,380
See, it brings us up.

2795
02:47:25,500 --> 02:47:37,180
Damping ratio.

2796
02:47:49,180 --> 02:47:49,440
Okay.

2797
02:47:49,440 --> 02:48:09,320
Okay.

2798
02:48:09,320 --> 02:48:09,380
Okay.

2799
02:48:09,380 --> 02:48:09,940
No, no, no.

2800
02:48:09,940 --> 02:48:20,460
I think we just go with this.

2801
02:48:21,780 --> 02:48:25,080
I think we just go with this and try and master that last turn.

2802
02:48:27,080 --> 02:48:27,760
548.

2803
02:48:27,760 --> 02:48:50,720
Once more into the breach we go.

2804
02:48:51,860 --> 02:48:52,900
We've 10 minutes.

2805
02:48:54,320 --> 02:48:55,740
Let's try and send this home.

2806
02:48:57,100 --> 02:48:57,580
Kobayashi.

2807
02:48:57,580 --> 02:49:01,380
Hopefully the tunes get better.

2808
02:49:02,140 --> 02:49:03,020
That's all I can say.

2809
02:49:03,960 --> 02:49:05,440
And I've fucking false started there.

2810
02:49:06,280 --> 02:49:07,760
Once more again we go.

2811
02:49:08,680 --> 02:49:10,020
Into the Sekouba nightmare.

2812
02:49:13,260 --> 02:49:14,940
I need to keep my foot on the brake.

2813
02:49:15,020 --> 02:49:16,180
Somebody call Grant Thornton.

2814
02:49:16,260 --> 02:49:17,040
We need an audit.

2815
02:49:17,500 --> 02:49:18,420
Oh, for fuck's sake.

2816
02:49:18,560 --> 02:49:19,460
Opening the trophies.

2817
02:49:19,560 --> 02:49:20,160
Thanks very much.

2818
02:49:20,220 --> 02:49:21,380
Zurich IPA.

2819
02:49:22,200 --> 02:49:23,140
Very, very kind.

2820
02:49:23,140 --> 02:49:26,400
I'm just going to put a Rolo into the trap there.

2821
02:49:26,920 --> 02:49:28,900
Hopefully the sugary boost.

2822
02:49:30,600 --> 02:49:31,840
I'll have a better wrapper out there.

2823
02:49:32,660 --> 02:49:33,160
Disgusting.

2824
02:49:40,760 --> 02:49:42,140
Not the dream star.

2825
02:49:42,140 --> 02:49:42,180
Not the dream star.

2826
02:49:42,180 --> 02:50:02,860
Here we go, guys.

2827
02:50:02,860 --> 02:50:03,860
Sorry about that.

2828
02:50:04,040 --> 02:50:08,140
Not sure whether or not the sounds from my Rolo are coming through on the mic.

2829
02:50:08,240 --> 02:50:08,700
I apologise.

2830
02:50:19,960 --> 02:50:20,440
Fishtail.

2831
02:50:22,020 --> 02:50:22,460
Fishtail.

2832
02:50:25,980 --> 02:50:28,980
These guys should be penalised for the shit they're pulling on me.

2833
02:50:28,980 --> 02:50:44,000
See what I mean?

2834
02:50:44,260 --> 02:50:45,640
Where's the red flag, lads?

2835
02:50:46,400 --> 02:50:48,200
Because these guys are cheating.

2836
02:50:48,200 --> 02:50:56,920
I think it's an absolute disgrace.

2837
02:50:56,920 --> 02:51:09,800
Let's take the outside.

2838
02:51:10,640 --> 02:51:11,700
Let's take the outside.

2839
02:51:11,700 --> 02:51:21,020
Not happy with the tunes.

2840
02:51:22,640 --> 02:51:23,620
A Google user.

2841
02:51:23,720 --> 02:51:24,520
Thank you very much.

2842
02:51:25,520 --> 02:51:27,660
I just don't know what's going on here, lads.

2843
02:51:29,680 --> 02:51:31,060
Keep getting squeezed out.

2844
02:51:31,220 --> 02:51:33,700
The car can't even handle the road.

2845
02:51:42,180 --> 02:51:43,560
I want a different line up.

2846
02:51:43,560 --> 02:51:44,640
This line up is scum.

2847
02:51:45,360 --> 02:51:46,160
We're going to exit out.

2848
02:51:46,200 --> 02:51:47,560
We're going to get a brand new line up.

2849
02:51:49,640 --> 02:51:53,440
These guys, they don't belong in A-spec racing.

2850
02:51:54,360 --> 02:51:56,280
This is a four chilly race.

2851
02:52:07,280 --> 02:52:09,000
What the fuck do I do here?

2852
02:52:10,000 --> 02:52:11,400
I want to change the car.

2853
02:52:12,260 --> 02:52:13,240
I've changed the game.

2854
02:52:13,240 --> 02:52:42,200
Ballast.

2855
02:52:42,200 --> 02:52:54,120
Brake controller normal. See that measurement? It's bringing us down but it's not enough. Brake pads normal.

2856
02:52:54,120 --> 02:53:17,240
Adjust body height

2857
02:53:17,240 --> 02:53:19,000
I'm not sure that's going to do anything is it?

2858
02:53:21,960 --> 02:53:23,120
Nitrous overtake

2859
02:53:23,120 --> 02:53:25,260
Supercharged drivetrain

2860
02:53:25,260 --> 02:53:55,240
Thank you.

2861
02:53:55,240 --> 02:54:03,760
Fuck.

2862
02:54:04,920 --> 02:54:06,000
We're fucked.

2863
02:54:08,040 --> 02:54:10,620
Somebody call Grant Thornton. We need an audit.

2864
02:54:12,600 --> 02:54:17,120
Thanks very much there, Grant Thornton Hanleyman. Thank you very much for your tip.

2865
02:54:19,800 --> 02:54:25,060
I've completely lost the run of myself here. I don't even know what I am anymore or who I am.

2866
02:54:25,600 --> 02:54:31,860
All I know is that I've fucked around with the settings. I've completely fucking gone off course, off-piste.

2867
02:54:48,020 --> 02:54:55,860
Fully customizable. Suspension normal. Differential gear normal. Front rear torque.

2868
02:54:55,860 --> 02:55:11,220
Okay, okay. Think, think, think. What the fuck did you do?

2869
02:55:13,300 --> 02:55:18,760
I've lost it, John. I've changed the settings and I don't know where I'm fucking going, John.

2870
02:55:23,540 --> 02:55:26,260
Hard tires front, soft tires back, maybe.

2871
02:55:26,760 --> 02:55:27,760
His name's Roman.

2872
02:55:28,900 --> 02:55:35,140
Bogoski, thank you very much. Okay, we're back on 547 again. Let's see what we can put onto the car just to bring it to 550.

2873
02:55:40,740 --> 02:55:43,460
There we go. On the monkey. I was going to say on the button.

2874
02:55:47,460 --> 02:55:52,020
Thank you very much, Connor. Get her down to the local Mercedes dealership and get this issue sorted.

2875
02:55:52,020 --> 02:55:56,820
No problem. We've already done it. Didn't even need to go visit Mercedes. I know exactly what I'm doing.

2876
02:55:57,940 --> 02:56:03,540
It's just time to get serious, yeah? Fucking that little beetle behind me. He's not nice. I know him.

2877
02:56:11,060 --> 02:56:15,620
Come on. He shouldn't even be racing. He shouldn't even be racing.

2878
02:56:25,460 --> 02:56:50,160
See how fast he is. That little beetle. He's got something wrong with him, man. Got something wrong with the car. He's overpowered. There's no way he could be going that fast. He's illegal. Fucking illegal, man. See, this is the problem. We're over here racing with these. It's a 4-chili race. Some of these guys are using spicier means to achieve their goals.

2879
02:56:51,840 --> 02:56:55,440
It's not a Japanese katsu curry. It's spicier.

2880
02:56:59,440 --> 02:57:00,720
Japanese flag territory.

2881
02:57:10,260 --> 02:57:12,960
They're getting feisty. Look, they're getting chili spice there.

2882
02:57:13,720 --> 02:57:16,200
Look, I can master this. I can master it.

2883
02:57:16,360 --> 02:57:20,760
Just need to make sure I'm not fucking up the turns in between now and then. You know what I mean?

2884
02:57:26,520 --> 02:57:29,840
It's all about knowing when to fucking hold them. When to throw it down.

2885
02:57:33,240 --> 02:57:34,620
His name is Bob, man.

2886
02:57:34,740 --> 02:57:37,540
Thanks very much there. Smell the glove. Andy Gorham.

2887
02:57:38,280 --> 02:57:40,980
It's coming in hot with the hot bomb. Hot pocket.

2888
02:57:41,940 --> 02:57:45,120
See, they're getting away from me on that turn. I don't like it and I'm not impressed.

2889
02:57:46,260 --> 02:57:47,620
Fucking such benevolence.

2890
02:57:51,620 --> 02:58:01,780
And the back-sackers slappers are just emo-tastic. It's rubbish shit. It's really not giving me the vibe I need in order to secure the gold trophy here.

2891
02:58:02,500 --> 02:58:07,660
That guy's too far ahead of me in the fucking VW. He's a cheat. He's a cheater.

2892
02:58:09,700 --> 02:58:14,000
In both senses of the word. And he's cheating. And he's as fast as a cheater as well.

2893
02:58:14,000 --> 02:58:33,980
Absolutely disgusted. It's fucking almost three o'clock.

2894
02:58:37,660 --> 02:58:45,140
Racing soft. Flynn, I understand. I can really sympathise with you, Flynn there, Junior. You're saying racing soft.

2895
02:58:46,100 --> 02:58:50,980
I can't. If I put the softs on, it brings me over the threshold for the powerpoints.

2896
02:58:51,500 --> 02:58:52,980
Do you know? I'm reined in.

2897
02:58:53,480 --> 02:58:59,820
At the same time, you've got this fucking lunatic in a VW Beetle. Antiquated.

2898
02:59:00,220 --> 02:59:04,380
It's probably done up to the gills. No way he's under the 550 powerpoints.

2899
02:59:06,060 --> 02:59:07,680
So, it's not your fault.

2900
02:59:11,280 --> 02:59:12,980
It's a four-chilly race, guys.

2901
02:59:15,620 --> 02:59:17,180
Wondering what the fuck I do.

2902
02:59:18,500 --> 02:59:21,820
It feels like the tyres are having a big impact.

2903
02:59:24,320 --> 02:59:24,900
Do you know?

2904
02:59:27,540 --> 02:59:30,900
Can you deselect the emo in the soundtrack? Let's have a look.

2905
02:59:30,900 --> 02:59:40,140
Can we get rid of the fucking emo in the soundtrack?

2906
02:59:40,380 --> 02:59:41,720
Soundset and sound volume.

2907
02:59:43,600 --> 02:59:44,960
Menu, BGM.

2908
02:59:45,740 --> 02:59:47,020
Play race, BGM.

2909
02:59:47,340 --> 02:59:49,340
Can we select the BGM, please?

2910
02:59:50,480 --> 02:59:51,860
Rivals, engine, noise.

2911
02:59:52,120 --> 02:59:53,000
Broadcast mode.

2912
02:59:53,000 --> 03:00:12,700
I can't see anything here.

2913
03:00:13,140 --> 03:00:15,040
Unless I'm searching in the wrong place.

2914
03:00:15,040 --> 03:00:15,900
If anyone knows.

2915
03:00:16,220 --> 03:00:17,380
Emo.

2916
03:00:17,380 --> 03:00:22,480
Emo.

2917
03:00:42,000 --> 03:00:42,880
Scapes, maybe.

2918
03:00:44,720 --> 03:00:45,240
Showcase.

2919
03:00:45,240 --> 03:00:45,360
Scapes.

2920
03:00:49,800 --> 03:00:50,620
Selection, no.

2921
03:00:54,820 --> 03:00:55,220
Music.

2922
03:00:57,660 --> 03:00:58,480
Here we go.

2923
03:00:59,120 --> 03:01:00,780
Race BGM, okay, here we go.

2924
03:01:01,280 --> 03:01:02,060
Yeah, we'll have that.

2925
03:01:03,520 --> 03:01:03,940
Yeah.

2926
03:01:05,680 --> 03:01:06,880
I don't know what that is.

2927
03:01:07,640 --> 03:01:08,560
Nitaku, I know.

2928
03:01:08,780 --> 03:01:10,040
That's homemade stuff.

2929
03:01:10,120 --> 03:01:11,340
That's definitely not going to be Emo,

2930
03:01:11,420 --> 03:01:13,240
and if it is, there's going to be no shit vocals on it.

2931
03:01:13,760 --> 03:01:18,000
Unless it's a Japanese lad trying to do a European or American Emo voice,

2932
03:01:18,060 --> 03:01:19,120
in which case we could be fucked.

2933
03:01:19,440 --> 03:01:19,660
Listen.

2934
03:01:21,000 --> 03:01:21,840
No, that's grand.

2935
03:01:21,920 --> 03:01:22,420
That's fine.

2936
03:01:24,480 --> 03:01:25,380
Okay, look at this.

2937
03:01:25,500 --> 03:01:25,940
Roosevelt.

2938
03:01:29,540 --> 03:01:30,300
That's all right.

2939
03:01:32,360 --> 03:01:33,240
We'll be here all day.

2940
03:01:33,280 --> 03:01:34,400
Look at how many tunes there are.

2941
03:01:38,540 --> 03:01:38,940
Wicked.

2942
03:01:40,820 --> 03:01:42,520
We can actually...

2943
03:01:42,520 --> 03:01:45,860
I bet you I can tell you who they are just based on name only.

2944
03:01:46,100 --> 03:01:48,200
The Fanatics featuring Idris Elba.

2945
03:01:49,340 --> 03:01:49,680
Pop.

2946
03:01:50,100 --> 03:01:50,920
That's not them.

2947
03:01:52,100 --> 03:01:52,740
That's okay.

2948
03:01:52,860 --> 03:01:53,700
I can hear that's okay.

2949
03:01:55,280 --> 03:01:56,220
Kim Dracula.

2950
03:01:56,380 --> 03:01:57,240
That's shit, probably.

2951
03:02:01,640 --> 03:02:03,280
Let's get the pie chart out for this.

2952
03:02:06,320 --> 03:02:07,020
That's okay.

2953
03:02:07,100 --> 03:02:07,520
That'll do.

2954
03:02:08,740 --> 03:02:10,360
Disciples and gold link.

2955
03:02:10,500 --> 03:02:10,900
I reckon...

2956
03:02:10,900 --> 03:02:11,520
No, that's not...

2957
03:02:11,520 --> 03:02:12,080
That's not going to be them.

2958
03:02:16,160 --> 03:02:17,260
That's terrible stuff.

2959
03:02:17,560 --> 03:02:18,460
Should we turn that off?

2960
03:02:18,500 --> 03:02:18,960
It's terrible.

2961
03:02:20,800 --> 03:02:22,120
Could be good for driving, though.

2962
03:02:26,380 --> 03:02:27,600
How'd you even select that?

2963
03:02:28,720 --> 03:02:30,040
Is there any way of selecting it?

2964
03:02:30,760 --> 03:02:31,020
Oh, yeah.

2965
03:02:31,360 --> 03:02:31,760
Triangle.

2966
03:02:31,900 --> 03:02:32,160
Nice.

2967
03:02:34,460 --> 03:02:35,160
Fuck me.

2968
03:02:39,300 --> 03:02:40,100
Sky Mountain.

2969
03:02:40,220 --> 03:02:40,800
High Breeze.

2970
03:02:40,880 --> 03:02:41,100
No.

2971
03:02:41,520 --> 03:02:42,080
Naomi.

2972
03:02:45,780 --> 03:02:47,280
Look, we'll just have to play...

2973
03:02:47,280 --> 03:02:49,380
We'll raise the track and take notes.

2974
03:02:49,380 --> 03:02:51,740
I reckon this.

2975
03:02:51,820 --> 03:02:51,940
Look.

2976
03:02:52,180 --> 03:02:53,660
Nothing but thieves.

2977
03:02:54,700 --> 03:02:55,200
That's...

2978
03:02:55,200 --> 03:02:56,760
That's an emo name, isn't it?

2979
03:02:57,320 --> 03:02:58,400
Let's listen to this.

2980
03:03:06,340 --> 03:03:07,040
It's okay.

2981
03:03:09,100 --> 03:03:09,920
Nice intro.

2982
03:03:10,080 --> 03:03:10,480
Nice...

2983
03:03:10,480 --> 03:03:13,020
It's got potential.

2984
03:03:13,020 --> 03:03:18,020
The sand in the hourglass keeps chipping away.

2985
03:03:18,020 --> 03:03:20,020
Yeah.

2986
03:03:20,460 --> 03:03:21,400
Yeah, that's great.

2987
03:03:25,580 --> 03:03:26,600
That's great.

2988
03:03:27,520 --> 03:03:28,760
That's absolutely great.

2989
03:03:30,200 --> 03:03:31,140
I'll have that.

2990
03:03:32,860 --> 03:03:34,180
They've got a lot of potential.

2991
03:03:34,880 --> 03:03:36,080
Might get in touch with them, actually.

2992
03:03:36,180 --> 03:03:37,240
Nothing but thieves.

2993
03:03:37,600 --> 03:03:41,020
Actually thought, initially based on name, never judge a book by its cover, but...

2994
03:03:41,020 --> 03:03:43,500
The Afghan wigs.

2995
03:03:46,660 --> 03:03:47,660
Tom Hack.

2996
03:03:49,480 --> 03:03:50,800
Let's listen to Tom Hack.

2997
03:03:50,800 --> 03:03:51,220
I don't...

2998
03:03:51,220 --> 03:04:06,060
No, that's...

2999
03:04:06,060 --> 03:04:09,340
That's gone.

3000
03:04:09,340 --> 03:04:10,520
That's off the list.

3001
03:04:13,660 --> 03:04:14,980
Look, I haven't got time for this.

3002
03:04:15,080 --> 03:04:16,040
We need to race.

3003
03:04:18,080 --> 03:04:21,140
We'll make a note of the next shit tune that comes on.

3004
03:04:21,880 --> 03:04:22,960
And it's gonna be gone.

3005
03:04:28,600 --> 03:04:30,320
We'll finish this on a high note.

3006
03:04:34,320 --> 03:04:48,220
One thing I don't like is that we would love to be able to see the spec of each and every other car.

3007
03:04:49,180 --> 03:04:51,260
I want to see what tires they're rocking.

3008
03:04:51,480 --> 03:04:55,280
I want to see what their transmission is, what their weight is, if they're packing turbo.

3009
03:04:56,280 --> 03:04:57,160
Blah-dee-blah.

3010
03:04:57,160 --> 03:05:22,080
When do a downforce have anything?

3011
03:05:22,080 --> 03:05:25,120
Simply select the front of the rear and move the slider to adjust further to the right

3012
03:05:25,120 --> 03:05:53,080
slider. Let's go for this. As long as the VW isn't in the mixer I reckon we've got a chance. If the VW is in the

3013
03:05:53,080 --> 03:06:01,760
mix up we could be fucked. There's no VW. Let's try it out. Cars in front. The NSX probably gonna be the

3014
03:06:01,760 --> 03:06:08,680
hardest to get to grips with. Don't think that Renault up there is gonna be any great shakes.

3015
03:06:09,020 --> 03:06:14,000
Let's see what we can do here. We're still here where we started at the beginning of the evening.

3016
03:06:14,000 --> 03:06:31,940
Oh, hey, oh, hey, oh.

3017
03:06:31,940 --> 03:06:41,840
Don't know if you can hear that anthemic.

3018
03:06:41,840 --> 03:06:43,980
Oh, hey, oh.

3019
03:06:43,980 --> 03:06:51,180
I need to lean into these turns.

3020
03:06:53,340 --> 03:06:55,440
Take that nicely. Fuck off.

3021
03:06:56,040 --> 03:06:56,500
See you later.

3022
03:07:06,580 --> 03:07:08,160
Lent the lame.

3023
03:07:09,640 --> 03:07:13,040
Don't know if you made a note of who sings this, but it's off the list.

3024
03:07:13,040 --> 03:07:34,840
There's no way we're going to fucking get past that Supra.

3025
03:07:42,420 --> 03:07:43,100
Bastards.

3026
03:07:51,680 --> 03:07:54,960
Taking these corners really badly.

3027
03:07:56,420 --> 03:07:57,400
It's taking the piss.

3028
03:07:57,400 --> 03:08:22,340
That's awful.

3029
03:08:22,340 --> 03:08:24,300
It's absolutely awful.

3030
03:08:25,500 --> 03:08:27,340
I'm actually turning the music off.

3031
03:08:29,860 --> 03:08:31,560
Can't even hear myself think.

3032
03:08:32,520 --> 03:08:37,280
Let's need the raw whining power of the motor, please.

3033
03:08:38,280 --> 03:08:42,900
It's a lot more easier on the ear than that fucking whaling.

3034
03:08:45,800 --> 03:08:54,120
That's the sound of a man in his fucking late, probably early 30s, singing as if he's 18 or something.

3035
03:08:55,960 --> 03:08:56,480
Ridiculous.

3036
03:08:58,480 --> 03:08:59,900
And that's the VW.

3037
03:09:00,040 --> 03:09:01,480
I thought he wasn't in, but he's in it.

3038
03:09:01,520 --> 03:09:01,960
Look at him.

3039
03:09:05,020 --> 03:09:05,780
Fuck you.

3040
03:09:08,460 --> 03:09:08,860
Come back.

3041
03:09:08,860 --> 03:09:08,900
Come back.

3042
03:09:11,300 --> 03:09:12,480
The cameras.

3043
03:09:13,140 --> 03:09:13,940
I just have to.

3044
03:09:14,180 --> 03:09:15,360
Sorry about that, guys.

3045
03:09:15,420 --> 03:09:16,720
That wasn't professional at all.

3046
03:09:16,780 --> 03:09:20,860
And I think the camera's being nudged there.

3047
03:09:21,060 --> 03:09:21,780
That's not great.

3048
03:09:23,620 --> 03:09:24,480
Yeah, look.

3049
03:09:24,840 --> 03:09:25,260
I mean.

3050
03:09:26,680 --> 03:09:29,100
It's 2 a.m.

3051
03:09:30,180 --> 03:09:31,360
It's the third hour.

3052
03:09:31,540 --> 03:09:33,000
We're into the fucking fourth hour now.

3053
03:09:33,140 --> 03:09:39,340
And I am just aghast at the situation we've been dealt with.

3054
03:09:39,420 --> 03:09:41,680
I think I'm going to have to change the car to win this.

3055
03:09:42,640 --> 03:09:44,180
I didn't want to, but I mean.

3056
03:09:45,820 --> 03:09:47,280
It seems like I'm going to have to.

3057
03:09:53,220 --> 03:09:53,660
Sorry.

3058
03:09:53,800 --> 03:09:54,880
Apologies there for that.

3059
03:09:54,880 --> 03:09:59,660
The language and the way I conducted myself, it wasn't right.

3060
03:09:59,760 --> 03:10:07,240
I'm trying to deliver high quality racing, but it's getting into the small hours and I'm coming away with fucking nothing but pain.

3061
03:10:08,200 --> 03:10:09,300
It's a four chili race.

3062
03:10:09,300 --> 03:10:16,220
Four chilies, John.

3063
03:10:17,360 --> 03:10:18,540
It's a spice bowl.

3064
03:10:20,340 --> 03:10:21,820
I don't know if you've got what it takes.

3065
03:10:25,520 --> 03:10:26,760
Have you drink taken?

3066
03:10:26,880 --> 03:10:27,940
I haven't had a drop.

3067
03:10:28,020 --> 03:10:28,700
Just Red Bull.

3068
03:10:28,980 --> 03:10:30,360
Red Bull and Rolos.

3069
03:10:38,540 --> 03:10:39,720
It's a spice bag.

3070
03:10:45,920 --> 03:10:48,260
Just going to fiddle with the fucking specs again.

3071
03:10:48,380 --> 03:10:48,560
I mean.

3072
03:10:49,160 --> 03:10:50,620
Is this what it's going to be all night or?

3073
03:10:53,100 --> 03:10:54,460
Backers in the morning, you know.

3074
03:10:56,720 --> 03:10:59,260
Got a meeting tomorrow about the future of RTE.

3075
03:11:00,720 --> 03:11:01,340
They're looking.

3076
03:11:01,520 --> 03:11:03,200
They're in the hole for 50 million, man.

3077
03:11:04,720 --> 03:11:06,720
I need to come away with a golden chalice.

3078
03:11:06,820 --> 03:11:10,360
I wanted to be walking into Dunybrook tomorrow with a golden trophy.

3079
03:11:12,240 --> 03:11:14,100
And I want to slam that down on the desk.

3080
03:11:14,200 --> 03:11:18,600
Get into the reception RTE and slam that down and say, do you know what that is?

3081
03:11:19,080 --> 03:11:21,400
This is just the receptionist going, do you know what that is?

3082
03:11:22,120 --> 03:11:22,860
That's victory.

3083
03:11:24,040 --> 03:11:25,940
And I'm about to deliver victory to you guys.

3084
03:11:28,020 --> 03:11:29,800
Thanks very much there, Dara Dermody.

3085
03:11:29,920 --> 03:11:30,900
Very, very kind of you.

3086
03:11:31,440 --> 03:11:34,700
Can you give a few words of inspiration for Laura who's feeling a little bit down?

3087
03:11:34,800 --> 03:11:35,280
Listen, Laura.

3088
03:11:35,900 --> 03:11:40,360
The inspiration is going to come from no one but yourself and me.

3089
03:11:41,320 --> 03:11:47,860
And the moment I pass that fucking finish line, we get that checkered flag, and I deliver a victory speech to round off this evening.

3090
03:11:48,400 --> 03:11:49,980
Then you'll, you will know.

3091
03:11:50,660 --> 03:11:57,440
You will know what it feels like to be high on your own shit.

3092
03:12:00,580 --> 03:12:02,720
Bring out the Z-Lander Turbo now.

3093
03:12:03,200 --> 03:12:05,320
This isn't the racer I grew up watching.

3094
03:12:05,600 --> 03:12:06,300
Oh, 12.

3095
03:12:06,580 --> 03:12:07,900
I said, that's my racer.

3096
03:12:08,060 --> 03:12:09,660
Now, I'm not so sure.

3097
03:12:11,920 --> 03:12:12,760
Yeah, look.

3098
03:12:13,760 --> 03:12:14,980
Let's just fucking do this.

3099
03:12:15,140 --> 03:12:16,840
Fortunately, race full of emo songs.

3100
03:12:17,720 --> 03:12:20,640
Look, maybe the emo is having a bit of an effect on us here.

3101
03:12:20,780 --> 03:12:21,600
Bit of a...

3102
03:12:21,600 --> 03:12:24,040
Bit of a fucking twister.

3103
03:12:24,600 --> 03:12:24,860
You know?

3104
03:12:27,040 --> 03:12:29,660
Maybe I should have subscribed fucking off the balls.

3105
03:12:30,760 --> 03:12:33,040
Your, like, year-long fucking plan.

3106
03:12:34,700 --> 03:12:37,400
Could have whacked on a fucking podcast whilst doing this.

3107
03:12:37,460 --> 03:12:39,200
Might actually take my mind off the pain.

3108
03:12:45,620 --> 03:12:47,880
I'd love to give this a go.

3109
03:12:48,680 --> 03:12:49,860
With soft tires.

3110
03:12:56,000 --> 03:12:59,280
But how, how would you bring it down 25 points?

3111
03:12:59,280 --> 03:13:17,340
That brings us to 600.

3112
03:13:17,340 --> 03:13:17,420
600.

3113
03:13:20,420 --> 03:13:23,220
If anyone knows how to knock down 50 points.

3114
03:13:23,800 --> 03:13:24,960
I don't think it's possible.

3115
03:13:32,640 --> 03:13:34,620
Chair face, you're saying increase ballast.

3116
03:13:37,260 --> 03:13:40,000
But for some reason, it's not even letting me select it.

3117
03:13:40,440 --> 03:13:42,120
Probably because I don't have one installed.

3118
03:13:44,520 --> 03:13:45,280
Fucking tune.

3119
03:13:49,960 --> 03:13:51,460
Let's stick a ballast in it.

3120
03:13:51,460 --> 03:14:03,760
Okay.

3121
03:14:03,760 --> 03:14:03,760
Okay.

3122
03:14:03,760 --> 03:14:03,760
Okay.

3123
03:14:03,760 --> 03:14:03,760
Okay.

3124
03:14:03,760 --> 03:14:15,740
We'll get, we'll get to our ballast.

3125
03:14:15,740 --> 03:14:22,960
The fuck, where the fuck is the ballast now?

3126
03:14:22,960 --> 03:14:22,960
The fuck, where the fuck is the ballast now?

3127
03:14:22,960 --> 03:14:27,000
The fuck, where the fuck is the ballast now?

3128
03:14:27,000 --> 03:14:28,300
The fuck, where the fuck is the ballast now?

3129
03:14:28,300 --> 03:14:29,220
The fuck, where the fuck is the ballast now?

3130
03:14:29,220 --> 03:14:30,220
The fuck, where the fuck is the ballast now?

3131
03:14:30,220 --> 03:14:31,220
The fuck, where the fuck is the ballast now?

3132
03:14:31,220 --> 03:14:32,220
The fuck, where the fuck is the ballast now?

3133
03:14:32,220 --> 03:14:33,220
The fuck is the ballast now?

3134
03:14:33,220 --> 03:14:34,220
The fuck is the ballast now?

3135
03:14:34,220 --> 03:14:35,220
The fuck is the ballast now?

3136
03:14:35,220 --> 03:14:36,220
The fuck is the ballast now?

3137
03:14:36,220 --> 03:14:37,220
The fuck is the ballast now?

3138
03:14:37,220 --> 03:14:38,220
The fuck is the ballast now?

3139
03:14:38,220 --> 03:14:39,220
The fuck is the ballast now?

3140
03:14:39,220 --> 03:14:40,220
The fuck is the ballast now?

3141
03:14:40,220 --> 03:14:41,220
The fuck is the ballast now?

3142
03:14:41,220 --> 03:14:42,220
The fuck is the ballast now?

3143
03:14:42,220 --> 03:14:43,220
The fuck is the ballast now?

3144
03:14:43,220 --> 03:14:44,220
The fuck is the ballast now?

3145
03:14:44,220 --> 03:14:45,220
The fuck is the ballast now?

3146
03:14:45,220 --> 03:14:46,220
The fuck is the ballast now?

3147
03:14:46,220 --> 03:14:47,220
The fuck is the ballast now?

3148
03:14:47,220 --> 03:15:05,440
The fuck is the ballast now?

3149
03:15:05,440 --> 03:15:14,440
The fuck is the ballast now?

3150
03:15:14,440 --> 03:15:18,620
The fuck is the ballast now?

3151
03:15:18,620 --> 03:15:20,620
The ballast now?

3152
03:15:20,620 --> 03:15:21,620
The ballast now?

3153
03:15:21,620 --> 03:15:22,620
The ballast now?

3154
03:15:22,620 --> 03:15:25,620
I don't like this power restrictor now.

3155
03:15:25,620 --> 03:15:26,620
It's...

3156
03:15:26,620 --> 03:15:30,620
Sukuba, emo, one of the Berlin boys.

3157
03:15:30,620 --> 03:15:33,620
Michael Ballas, Alpine, detune for an easy dub.

3158
03:15:33,620 --> 03:15:39,620
I can get the dub, it's no problem, but I wanted to get it in this yoke.

3159
03:15:39,620 --> 03:15:40,620
Do you know?

3160
03:15:40,620 --> 03:15:47,800
The UI could definitely make the PowerPoint thing a bit clearer.

3161
03:15:47,800 --> 03:15:51,300
The thing is, I don't really want to criticize them for the UI.

3162
03:15:51,300 --> 03:16:04,940
I think what they've done here is they've managed to maintain a level of technical, let's see, difficulty, whilst also making it accessible to the newcomer as well.

3163
03:16:04,940 --> 03:16:09,120
That said, obviously I'm struggling and floundering on a livestream at the moment.

3164
03:16:09,120 --> 03:16:17,120
But in time I'll get to learn how to fucking tweak and get all this sorted out.

3165
03:16:17,120 --> 03:16:19,120
But right now, it's hit and miss.

3166
03:16:19,120 --> 03:16:22,120
I put a power restrictor in there, it's brought me down.

3167
03:16:22,120 --> 03:16:26,300
It's brought me down, but I'm allowed to use racing tires now.

3168
03:16:26,300 --> 03:16:31,300
Right, fuck all power in the yoke.

3169
03:16:31,300 --> 03:16:32,800
Do you know?

3170
03:16:32,800 --> 03:16:37,300
Ballast to the rear and reduce power restrictor.

3171
03:16:37,300 --> 03:16:39,300
Ballast to the rear.

3172
03:16:39,300 --> 03:16:41,480
What's this?

3173
03:16:41,480 --> 03:16:43,480
Ballast to the max.

3174
03:16:43,480 --> 03:16:44,480
Ballast to the max.

3175
03:16:44,480 --> 03:16:45,480
Jesus.

3176
03:16:45,480 --> 03:16:47,480
What's that gonna do?

3177
03:16:47,480 --> 03:16:48,480
We might have something.

3178
03:16:48,480 --> 03:16:58,200
We might have something.

3179
03:16:58,200 --> 03:17:02,040
But we've not got a top, we've got a shit top speed though.

3180
03:17:03,660 --> 03:17:06,140
Soft tires and 50 kg ballast.

3181
03:17:07,440 --> 03:17:08,460
Sport soft.

3182
03:17:09,260 --> 03:17:10,240
Sport soft.

3183
03:17:10,720 --> 03:17:11,860
Detailed settings.

3184
03:17:12,860 --> 03:17:14,260
50 kg ballast.

3185
03:17:14,260 --> 03:17:14,320
Ballast.

3186
03:17:14,320 --> 03:17:24,560
Let me make a note here if we throw in these details my way.

3187
03:17:25,640 --> 03:17:26,760
Might have to hire you.

3188
03:17:29,960 --> 03:17:30,740
Not bad.

3189
03:17:31,660 --> 03:17:35,180
I'm a bit worried about ballasts all the way to the rear like that.

3190
03:17:38,180 --> 03:17:39,280
Power restrictor.

3191
03:17:39,280 --> 03:18:01,160
Connor shorten the gear ratio I think I tried it before but it it fucked us up let's see

3192
03:18:02,600 --> 03:18:25,920
fully customizable sorry measure that 527 we put a fully customizable gearing rig in there that brings us 525 manual adjustment closer it closer it up about like that can go a little bit harder on the power restriction or a

3193
03:18:25,920 --> 03:18:49,920
bit easier should I say this looks this looks nice bring her down we happy with that ballast lads let's go let's go here we go bit to the front with the ballast is it my bad treat yourself to a roll ballast equals weight your ballast will smother you too much to the rear cause spin

3194
03:18:49,920 --> 03:19:06,800
spin this isn't really doing much damage to our PP power points so we've got it in the middle let's give it a go sports tires what could go wrong

3195
03:19:06,800 --> 03:19:24,180
okay at least we've known none of those shit tunes are gonna be playing and we have no Volkswagen in the lineup that's nice that is nice

3196
03:19:24,180 --> 03:19:49,460
jeez i'm feeling i'm feeling this the soft tire oh yeah getting fishtailed you can feel the soft

3197
03:19:49,460 --> 03:19:56,340
tires on that are making a difference let's let's see don't have the i don't have the pace that i had

3198
03:19:57,780 --> 03:19:58,420
out the trap

3199
03:20:03,780 --> 03:20:04,260
here we go

3200
03:20:08,260 --> 03:20:12,740
getting fish tailed let's just give it a few laps and see you know

3201
03:20:12,740 --> 03:20:23,860
definitely a lot more responsive

3202
03:20:27,620 --> 03:20:30,900
i'm racing through the gears as well i think we could have something here

3203
03:20:34,020 --> 03:20:40,980
fuck you let's just keep it going i just want to test these tires out yeah why does it keep on

3204
03:20:40,980 --> 03:20:49,860
showing me that i don't want to why does it keep showing me these look things got a little bit out

3205
03:20:49,860 --> 03:20:54,420
of hand there nothing we can handle we don't want it happening again here

3206
03:20:56,660 --> 03:21:05,140
co-samui cup thanks very much and this is uh can you give what's your favorite san pellegrino product

3207
03:21:05,140 --> 03:21:06,420
that's got to be blood orange

3208
03:21:12,980 --> 03:21:14,020
gotta be blood orange

3209
03:21:17,700 --> 03:21:18,580
scumbags

3210
03:21:21,380 --> 03:21:23,300
snakes a lot of snakes out here

3211
03:21:25,620 --> 03:21:26,500
but i've got the grip

3212
03:21:37,140 --> 03:21:38,260
it's a blood banger

3213
03:21:40,260 --> 03:21:48,100
make sure you bring the blood bags next time you're in town yes see you later man

3214
03:21:51,620 --> 03:21:54,740
got a nice spoiler on that's giving him a nice bit of downforce

3215
03:21:56,500 --> 03:22:00,020
i'm gonna use him though i'm gonna use oh drift king

3216
03:22:01,620 --> 03:22:27,860
no it's all about the zen the ying the yang

3217
03:22:30,580 --> 03:22:33,220
that was a bit of practice there's a few practice sessions

3218
03:22:36,180 --> 03:22:45,060
sakuba knights

3219
03:22:48,980 --> 03:22:59,060
mickey mazda see you later

3220
03:22:59,060 --> 03:23:09,140
take that corner nice stay in the slipstream of this gt3

3221
03:23:15,140 --> 03:23:17,940
oh i did that again it's the same fucking thing

3222
03:23:22,820 --> 03:23:27,220
i think the uh that lad right up the top he might have more sauce more sauce than

3223
03:23:32,340 --> 03:23:33,300
than i have uh

3224
03:23:35,380 --> 03:23:50,820
taken into account for because i've got the grip that guy is powered up he's got a lot of power in his yoke

3225
03:23:50,820 --> 03:24:10,340
let's go

3226
03:24:10,340 --> 03:24:10,420
let's go

3227
03:24:10,420 --> 03:24:15,780
do you know what i mean i've lost a lot of speed

3228
03:24:20,740 --> 03:24:24,260
and i i'm drifting every time i hit that corner i don't know why

3229
03:24:25,300 --> 03:24:28,020
drifting and slipping around slipping and sliding

3230
03:24:37,460 --> 03:24:43,780
look at this coochie coo chukka amuna in the roadster

3231
03:24:46,340 --> 03:24:47,300
he's got sauce

3232
03:24:50,980 --> 03:24:52,820
look at that though using that apex

3233
03:24:57,860 --> 03:25:00,900
do you know what i mean that's why i need a bit of that a bit of magic

3234
03:25:02,740 --> 03:25:04,820
there's no way i'm catching those guys up front

3235
03:25:10,900 --> 03:25:25,540
okay step in the right direction but a step backwards nonetheless

3236
03:25:28,500 --> 03:25:30,180
let's get our settings going again

3237
03:25:37,220 --> 03:25:44,420
fully customizable ecu sticker in normal 587 ballast power restrictor

3238
03:25:47,380 --> 03:25:57,540
615.

3239
03:25:57,540 --> 03:26:16,740
Ballast is sapping the vibe

3240
03:26:16,740 --> 03:26:18,400
Don't break as much

3241
03:26:18,400 --> 03:26:19,380
Keep a bit of traction

3242
03:26:19,380 --> 03:26:21,560
We're talking

3243
03:26:21,560 --> 03:26:23,920
Downshifting short gears are breaking traction

3244
03:26:23,920 --> 03:26:25,860
Yeah we had a

3245
03:26:25,860 --> 03:26:28,220
Fully customised rig on the go there

3246
03:26:28,220 --> 03:26:30,420
We fucking put it into a short scenario

3247
03:26:30,420 --> 03:26:32,180
I think it was too short you know

3248
03:26:32,180 --> 03:26:35,800
Slap that into there

3249
03:26:35,800 --> 03:26:38,180
Go back to our ECU

3250
03:26:38,180 --> 03:26:39,880
That's okay

3251
03:26:39,880 --> 03:26:42,540
Power restrictor down to about there

3252
03:26:42,540 --> 03:26:48,780
I'm not sure about the ballast

3253
03:26:48,780 --> 03:26:50,100
What do you think there

3254
03:26:50,100 --> 03:26:51,640
Is that the right amount of positioning

3255
03:26:51,640 --> 03:26:52,480
Should it be middle

3256
03:26:52,480 --> 03:26:55,180
You don't want that restrictor

3257
03:26:55,180 --> 03:26:58,160
G33 was losing you in the straits

3258
03:26:58,160 --> 03:27:00,840
Don't want the restrictor

3259
03:27:00,840 --> 03:27:08,580
Spoken cruiser

3260
03:27:08,580 --> 03:27:10,480
Ticket to ride thanks very much

3261
03:27:11,020 --> 03:27:17,340
Power restrictor

3262
03:27:17,340 --> 03:27:40,900
Is that gonna fucking slow us down if we add- if we- is that adding weight is it?

3263
03:27:40,900 --> 03:27:41,400
Ballast

3264
03:27:41,400 --> 03:27:41,400
Ballast

3265
03:27:41,400 --> 03:27:53,560
What about we add weight

3266
03:27:53,560 --> 03:27:54,780
Right?

3267
03:27:55,080 --> 03:27:57,040
Big bloody big ballast

3268
03:27:57,040 --> 03:28:00,520
Tweak the output adjustment

3269
03:28:00,520 --> 03:28:03,000
It's not really giving as much

3270
03:28:03,000 --> 03:28:08,620
You're out of your depth

3271
03:28:08,620 --> 03:28:10,220
You need ballast John

3272
03:28:10,220 --> 03:28:17,880
Let's slap in a big heavy ballast and see what's going on

3273
03:28:17,880 --> 03:28:19,560
Ballasteros

3274
03:28:19,560 --> 03:28:25,180
Let's show these bastards what a ballast means

3275
03:28:25,180 --> 03:28:25,680
Yeah?

3276
03:28:32,400 --> 03:28:33,780
It's like a snail

3277
03:28:33,780 --> 03:28:33,780
It's like a snail

3278
03:28:33,780 --> 03:28:38,840
It's like I'm driving a fucking snail

3279
03:28:38,840 --> 03:28:51,600
Put the ballast at the front

3280
03:28:51,600 --> 03:28:58,580
I think uh

3281
03:28:58,580 --> 03:29:00,100
You put the ballast at the front

3282
03:29:00,100 --> 03:29:03,660
Starts giving you the fucking restriction

3283
03:29:03,660 --> 03:29:04,680
Ballast position

3284
03:29:04,680 --> 03:29:05,500
Okay at the front

3285
03:29:05,500 --> 03:29:05,860
Right

3286
03:29:05,860 --> 03:29:11,000
I get you

3287
03:29:11,000 --> 03:29:12,420
I get you

3288
03:29:12,420 --> 03:29:33,600
Fuck this I'm going manual

3289
03:29:33,600 --> 03:29:34,040
Let's see

3290
03:29:34,040 --> 03:29:34,960
Let's go close

3291
03:29:34,960 --> 03:29:36,220
On these first ones

3292
03:29:36,220 --> 03:29:42,680
Oh actually you want to

3293
03:29:42,680 --> 03:29:43,540
You want to go back there

3294
03:29:43,540 --> 03:29:43,820
Sorry

3295
03:29:43,820 --> 03:29:51,720
We're going deep into it now

3296
03:29:51,720 --> 03:29:52,660
This is a deep

3297
03:29:52,660 --> 03:29:53,500
Cut

3298
03:29:53,500 --> 03:29:54,660
Sunday night

3299
03:29:54,660 --> 03:29:55,900
Sakubu

3300
03:29:55,900 --> 03:29:56,840
Or bust

3301
03:29:56,840 --> 03:30:02,180
So you want to maintain our top gear

3302
03:30:02,180 --> 03:30:06,220
Top speed

3303
03:30:06,220 --> 03:30:09,580
We also want to have a fast access

3304
03:30:09,580 --> 03:30:14,840
Don't know how this is going to affect the power points

3305
03:30:14,840 --> 03:30:27,620
About there

3306
03:30:27,620 --> 03:30:31,040
About there

3307
03:30:31,040 --> 03:30:33,940
How's that gonna

3308
03:30:33,940 --> 03:30:35,780
551

3309
03:30:35,780 --> 03:30:36,560
Not too bad

3310
03:30:36,560 --> 03:30:41,640
553

3311
03:30:41,640 --> 03:30:43,060
Ride the ballast wave

3312
03:30:43,060 --> 03:30:44,680
554

3313
03:30:44,680 --> 03:30:45,060
49

3314
03:30:45,060 --> 03:30:58,760
5050 weight distribution

3315
03:30:58,760 --> 03:31:00,520
Oh started the fucking thing there

3316
03:31:00,520 --> 03:31:01,540
I'm not sure

3317
03:31:01,540 --> 03:31:03,200
It's built like a steakhouse

3318
03:31:03,200 --> 03:31:03,800
Ian

3319
03:31:03,800 --> 03:31:13,780
Seems nice that

3320
03:31:13,780 --> 03:31:14,480
Nice start

3321
03:31:14,480 --> 03:31:16,500
Bit of poke in it

3322
03:31:16,500 --> 03:31:19,000
Fucking ballistera

3323
03:31:19,000 --> 03:31:20,260
Someone's trying to fish tail me

3324
03:31:20,260 --> 03:31:23,740
These guys are assholes

3325
03:31:23,740 --> 03:31:26,380
Look it has a nice bit of poke to it

3326
03:31:26,380 --> 03:31:30,120
Let's just see if it can maintain its equilibrium around these corners

3327
03:31:30,120 --> 03:31:43,020
Who the fuck are these

3328
03:31:43,020 --> 03:31:46,080
Who the fuck are these guys?

3329
03:31:56,740 --> 03:32:02,620
It's good school actually trying to learn how to win this type of race in this type of car

3330
03:32:02,620 --> 03:32:06,560
We're learning more and more about what we do

3331
03:32:06,560 --> 03:32:09,760
To the inner machinations of the machine

3332
03:32:09,760 --> 03:32:13,760
In order to manipulate a good solid ride and possible victory

3333
03:32:13,760 --> 03:32:21,540
We know of course that a silver trophy is feasible with minimal interference with the inner workings

3334
03:32:21,540 --> 03:32:24,200
But we want to actually learn something you know

3335
03:32:24,200 --> 03:32:25,180
And it's

3336
03:32:25,180 --> 03:32:27,180
It's hit and miss

3337
03:32:27,180 --> 03:32:28,800
It's test

3338
03:32:28,800 --> 03:32:30,400
And trial and error

3339
03:32:30,400 --> 03:32:43,140
It's like I was saying to backers the other day

3340
03:32:43,140 --> 03:32:45,840
You don't get anything unless you ask for it

3341
03:32:45,840 --> 03:32:48,180
Right now I'm asking for that gold

3342
03:32:48,180 --> 03:32:51,020
But I'm asking in a variety of different ways you know

3343
03:32:51,020 --> 03:32:56,560
And each time we don't get it we come back with a new set of questions

3344
03:32:56,560 --> 03:32:59,700
We listen to the answers

3345
03:32:59,700 --> 03:33:03,420
We respond to the feedback in kind

3346
03:33:03,420 --> 03:33:09,780
I'm making sure to drop down to first as well and not ignore that

3347
03:33:09,780 --> 03:33:10,100
Because

3348
03:33:10,100 --> 03:33:13,300
I do tend to

3349
03:33:13,300 --> 03:33:16,020
I'm not shifting through the gears correctly you know

3350
03:33:16,020 --> 03:33:17,200
There's no point in me

3351
03:33:17,200 --> 03:33:19,320
Going for close ratio gearing

3352
03:33:19,320 --> 03:33:22,360
And then I'm not gearing down in the corners

3353
03:33:22,360 --> 03:33:24,320
And I'm not fucking gearing up fast enough

3354
03:33:24,320 --> 03:33:25,860
On the straights

3355
03:33:25,860 --> 03:33:28,540
That fucking yoke right up front

3356
03:33:28,540 --> 03:33:30,720
He knows what he's doing on the straights

3357
03:33:30,720 --> 03:33:32,060
He's got the power and the torque

3358
03:33:32,060 --> 03:33:34,940
I've got the torque

3359
03:33:34,940 --> 03:33:45,540
Should be in third on that one

3360
03:33:45,540 --> 03:33:54,120
His name is Muttman

3361
03:33:54,120 --> 03:33:56,040
His name is Muttman

3362
03:33:56,040 --> 03:33:57,920
Thank you very much there Nick Faldo

3363
03:33:57,920 --> 03:34:00,100
How are you getting on Nick?

3364
03:34:00,560 --> 03:34:02,240
Still swinging your club around?

3365
03:34:04,460 --> 03:34:06,420
Of course you are you old dog

3366
03:34:06,420 --> 03:34:08,240
Great to have you buddy

3367
03:34:08,240 --> 03:34:11,600
Hope you're fucking enjoying Secuba

3368
03:34:11,600 --> 03:34:13,260
As much as I am

3369
03:34:13,260 --> 03:34:15,640
Started fucking around with a ballast there

3370
03:34:15,640 --> 03:34:16,840
Didn't know what I was doing

3371
03:34:16,840 --> 03:34:20,500
But I'm enjoying the results so far

3372
03:34:20,500 --> 03:34:21,340
Into lap 3

3373
03:34:21,340 --> 03:34:23,440
Kind of making gains on this Mazda

3374
03:34:23,440 --> 03:34:25,900
Look at that guy in front

3375
03:34:25,900 --> 03:34:27,760
I don't think these fuckers can handle me

3376
03:34:27,760 --> 03:34:28,580
If I know what I'm doing

3377
03:34:28,580 --> 03:34:29,240
I concentrate

3378
03:34:29,240 --> 03:34:34,400
Beautiful

3379
03:34:34,400 --> 03:34:37,260
See the speed on that Mazda out front?

3380
03:34:37,340 --> 03:34:38,120
He knows what he's doing

3381
03:34:38,120 --> 03:34:38,880
I need to take them

3382
03:34:38,880 --> 03:34:41,540
Can't let them get to these

3383
03:34:41,540 --> 03:34:43,920
Corners

3384
03:34:43,920 --> 03:34:45,220
Without me

3385
03:34:45,220 --> 03:34:46,660
On their tail

3386
03:34:46,660 --> 03:34:50,980
That's Nick Faldo

3387
03:34:50,980 --> 03:34:52,180
Driving that one in the front

3388
03:34:52,180 --> 03:34:54,960
He's actually sending me a tip

3389
03:34:54,960 --> 03:34:56,600
Whilst driving the fucking car

3390
03:34:56,600 --> 03:35:02,560
If we don't get on this

3391
03:35:02,560 --> 03:35:03,340
We'll get on the next

3392
03:35:03,340 --> 03:35:12,780
Bad gear shifting there

3393
03:35:12,780 --> 03:35:13,280
Bad gear shifting there

3394
03:35:13,280 --> 03:35:24,160
These fuckens

3395
03:35:24,160 --> 03:35:28,060
Take him off the road man

3396
03:35:28,060 --> 03:35:28,920
Get rid of him

3397
03:35:28,920 --> 03:35:29,880
Get rid of him

3398
03:35:29,880 --> 03:35:31,000
Get rid of him

3399
03:35:31,000 --> 03:35:32,400
He doesn't belong on the fucking road

3400
03:35:32,400 --> 03:35:32,860
See ya

3401
03:35:32,860 --> 03:35:35,280
See ya later

3402
03:35:35,280 --> 03:35:37,020
Backhurst

3403
03:35:37,020 --> 03:35:38,860
That's Backhurst right there

3404
03:35:38,860 --> 03:35:39,640
In the Mazda

3405
03:35:39,640 --> 03:35:55,280
Backhurst

3406
03:35:55,280 --> 03:36:01,560
Solid backhurst

3407
03:36:01,560 --> 03:36:06,060
I can hear the whine of his engine

3408
03:36:06,060 --> 03:36:22,380
Backhurst

3409
03:36:22,380 --> 03:36:26,040
Backhurst

3410
03:36:26,040 --> 03:36:28,960
Backhurst

3411
03:36:28,960 --> 03:36:44,760
Backhurst

3412
03:36:44,760 --> 03:36:54,040
Baluster bust

3413
03:36:54,040 --> 03:36:54,060
Baluster bust

3414
03:36:54,060 --> 03:36:55,120
Was a long night

3415
03:36:55,120 --> 03:36:56,640
We went over the three hour

3416
03:36:56,640 --> 03:36:57,500
We're sacuba

3417
03:36:57,500 --> 03:36:58,500
We're gold nuts

3418
03:36:58,500 --> 03:36:59,520
Sacuba baby

3419
03:36:59,520 --> 03:37:01,520
Fuck your emo junes

3420
03:37:01,520 --> 03:37:03,220
Come on

3421
03:37:03,220 --> 03:37:04,720
Come on

3422
03:37:04,720 --> 03:37:14,140
Come on John

3423
03:37:14,140 --> 03:37:17,460
All the fucking

3424
03:37:17,460 --> 03:37:18,100
All the fucking loo ya

3425
03:37:18,100 --> 03:37:20,520
Unbelievable

3426
03:37:20,520 --> 03:37:24,160
We're in the AMG

3427
03:37:24,160 --> 03:37:27,720
Neil Martin in second place

3428
03:37:27,720 --> 03:37:28,540
Watanabe

3429
03:37:28,540 --> 03:37:30,600
Japanese dreamer

3430
03:37:30,600 --> 03:37:34,220
That's just what we wanted to see

3431
03:37:34,220 --> 03:37:36,500
It was all in the ballast as well

3432
03:37:36,500 --> 03:37:38,680
If you don't have it in the ballast

3433
03:37:38,680 --> 03:37:39,880
You don't have it at all

3434
03:37:39,880 --> 03:37:41,540
Unbelievable stuff

3435
03:37:41,540 --> 03:37:47,420
Thank you

3436
03:37:47,420 --> 03:37:47,920
Thank you

3437
03:37:47,920 --> 03:37:48,420
Thank you

3438
03:37:48,420 --> 03:37:50,480
To everyone

3439
03:37:50,480 --> 03:37:52,420
I want to thank

3440
03:37:52,420 --> 03:37:53,920
Trogosian's ghost

3441
03:37:53,920 --> 03:37:56,000
And none other

3442
03:37:56,000 --> 03:37:58,920
Than Jenny Hermoso

3443
03:37:58,920 --> 03:38:01,520
And the rest of the Spanish team

3444
03:38:01,520 --> 03:38:02,660
Who down tools

3445
03:38:02,660 --> 03:38:03,740
Rightly so

3446
03:38:03,740 --> 03:38:06,980
That Andrew Tate wannabe

3447
03:38:06,980 --> 03:38:08,880
Who rules the FA out in Spain

3448
03:38:08,880 --> 03:38:10,580
Needs to be put in his place

3449
03:38:10,580 --> 03:38:12,560
In the exact same way

3450
03:38:12,560 --> 03:38:14,640
That I put a lot of these guys

3451
03:38:14,640 --> 03:38:15,660
In their place

3452
03:38:15,660 --> 03:38:16,660
Earlier on

3453
03:38:16,660 --> 03:38:20,480
Not one of these other drivers

3454
03:38:20,480 --> 03:38:22,020
Are going to be getting a kiss

3455
03:38:22,020 --> 03:38:23,040
Off of me

3456
03:38:23,040 --> 03:38:26,440
None of them are asking for it

3457
03:38:26,440 --> 03:38:27,380
And why not

3458
03:38:27,380 --> 03:38:29,320
The only person that I would be kissing

3459
03:38:29,320 --> 03:38:30,080
Is myself

3460
03:38:30,080 --> 03:38:31,460
And that's impossible

3461
03:38:31,460 --> 03:38:34,240
Thanks very much

3462
03:38:34,240 --> 03:38:35,340
To everybody tonight

3463
03:38:35,340 --> 03:38:37,260
I want to thank everyone

3464
03:38:37,260 --> 03:38:39,300
Who threw in a fucking

3465
03:38:39,300 --> 03:38:41,540
Strategic tip

3466
03:38:41,540 --> 03:38:44,900
Regarding either the ballast

3467
03:38:44,900 --> 03:38:45,620
Or the power

3468
03:38:45,620 --> 03:38:46,860
But in the end

3469
03:38:46,860 --> 03:38:48,260
I want to thank myself

3470
03:38:48,260 --> 03:38:49,140
Most of all

3471
03:38:49,720 --> 03:38:51,620
Purely because

3472
03:38:51,620 --> 03:38:52,140
Through wizardry

3473
03:38:52,840 --> 03:38:53,380
And now

3474
03:38:53,380 --> 03:38:54,460
I managed to

3475
03:38:54,460 --> 03:38:55,600
Circumvent

3476
03:38:55,600 --> 03:38:57,000
Get the standard settings

3477
03:38:57,000 --> 03:38:58,160
Of a motor vehicle

3478
03:38:58,160 --> 03:39:00,060
Tweak

3479
03:39:00,060 --> 03:39:01,620
And twank around

3480
03:39:01,620 --> 03:39:03,020
And eventually

3481
03:39:03,020 --> 03:39:03,840
Get the win

3482
03:39:03,840 --> 03:39:05,500
Noel Kelly

3483
03:39:05,500 --> 03:39:06,920
Ryan Truberty

3484
03:39:06,920 --> 03:39:08,880
Kevin Backhurst

3485
03:39:08,880 --> 03:39:10,660
Brian

3486
03:39:10,660 --> 03:39:12,200
Oh sorry

3487
03:39:12,200 --> 03:39:13,340
Ryan Gosling

3488
03:39:13,340 --> 03:39:16,520
Fucking Brian O'Driscoll

3489
03:39:16,520 --> 03:39:17,600
I want to thank you

3490
03:39:17,600 --> 03:39:18,480
I want to say thanks

3491
03:39:18,480 --> 03:39:19,460
To Balenciaga

3492
03:39:19,460 --> 03:39:19,920
To

3493
03:39:19,920 --> 03:39:21,860
Brap Brap

3494
03:39:21,860 --> 03:39:24,400
Jordan B. Pearson

3495
03:39:24,400 --> 03:39:26,380
And

3496
03:39:26,380 --> 03:39:27,980
Everyone out there

3497
03:39:27,980 --> 03:39:28,940
At the Clubman Cup

3498
03:39:28,940 --> 03:39:30,840
What an amazing

3499
03:39:30,840 --> 03:39:32,360
Foray into the

3500
03:39:32,360 --> 03:39:32,980
Clubmanship

3501
03:39:32,980 --> 03:39:34,080
This has been

3502
03:39:34,080 --> 03:39:37,120
Last of all

3503
03:39:37,120 --> 03:39:38,160
I want to thank

3504
03:39:38,160 --> 03:39:38,800
Muttman

3505
03:39:38,800 --> 03:39:39,800
An absolutely

3506
03:39:39,800 --> 03:39:41,160
Sweet little beast

3507
03:39:41,160 --> 03:39:42,460
Who's got

3508
03:39:42,460 --> 03:39:44,420
Stinky breath

3509
03:39:44,420 --> 03:39:46,140
And blind eyes

3510
03:39:46,140 --> 03:39:47,420
But a heart

3511
03:39:47,420 --> 03:39:48,480
As big as Saturn

3512
03:39:48,480 --> 03:39:50,500
And an all round

3513
03:39:50,500 --> 03:39:50,900
Aura

3514
03:39:50,900 --> 03:39:51,560
And red

3515
03:39:51,560 --> 03:39:52,040
Shaming

3516
03:39:52,040 --> 03:39:52,940
Blimmering coat

3517
03:39:52,940 --> 03:39:54,120
Which

3518
03:39:54,120 --> 03:39:56,140
Is more than

3519
03:39:56,140 --> 03:39:56,480
Anyone

3520
03:39:56,480 --> 03:39:57,180
Has

3521
03:39:57,180 --> 03:39:58,020
More than

3522
03:39:58,020 --> 03:39:58,540
Anyone else

3523
03:39:58,540 --> 03:39:58,840
Has

3524
03:39:58,840 --> 03:39:59,840
I didn't prepare

3525
03:39:59,840 --> 03:40:00,400
This speech

3526
03:40:00,400 --> 03:40:01,020
To be honest

3527
03:40:01,020 --> 03:40:01,780
Didn't think

3528
03:40:01,780 --> 03:40:02,280
I was going to

3529
03:40:02,280 --> 03:40:02,960
Be making it

3530
03:40:02,960 --> 03:40:03,580
Even though

3531
03:40:03,580 --> 03:40:04,160
Deep down

3532
03:40:04,160 --> 03:40:04,780
In my heart

3533
03:40:04,780 --> 03:40:05,720
I knew

3534
03:40:05,720 --> 03:40:06,340
I would be

3535
03:40:06,340 --> 03:40:07,600
At some stage

3536
03:40:07,600 --> 03:40:10,960
It was tough

3537
03:40:10,960 --> 03:40:12,040
What can I say

3538
03:40:12,040 --> 03:40:12,040
What can I say

3539
03:40:12,040 --> 03:40:15,040
First few races

3540
03:40:15,040 --> 03:40:15,620
Of the night

3541
03:40:15,620 --> 03:40:17,280
Actually

3542
03:40:17,280 --> 03:40:18,180
Took me down

3543
03:40:18,180 --> 03:40:18,960
A peg or two

3544
03:40:18,960 --> 03:40:21,220
I was Pegasus

3545
03:40:21,220 --> 03:40:22,700
Or at least

3546
03:40:22,700 --> 03:40:23,300
I thought

3547
03:40:23,300 --> 03:40:25,020
I flew too

3548
03:40:25,020 --> 03:40:25,980
Close to the sun

3549
03:40:25,980 --> 03:40:28,340
And the sun's

3550
03:40:28,340 --> 03:40:29,060
Heat rays

3551
03:40:29,060 --> 03:40:30,100
Melted the wax

3552
03:40:30,100 --> 03:40:31,000
On my wings

3553
03:40:31,000 --> 03:40:32,300
And I fell to earth

3554
03:40:32,300 --> 03:40:34,600
With a grandiose bump

3555
03:40:34,600 --> 03:40:37,220
That I picked myself up

3556
03:40:37,220 --> 03:40:38,460
Dusted off the

3557
03:40:38,460 --> 03:40:40,340
Shit from my arse

3558
03:40:40,340 --> 03:40:44,080
And got back to business

3559
03:40:44,080 --> 03:40:45,680
Taking gold

3560
03:40:45,680 --> 03:40:47,220
In their first races

3561
03:40:47,220 --> 03:40:48,800
Out in the high speed ring

3562
03:40:48,800 --> 03:40:50,360
And none other than

3563
03:40:50,360 --> 03:40:52,320
Tokyo expressway reverse

3564
03:40:52,320 --> 03:40:54,800
I won two

3565
03:40:54,800 --> 03:40:56,160
Japanese classic cars

3566
03:40:56,160 --> 03:40:57,040
And finished off

3567
03:40:57,040 --> 03:40:58,340
With a full menu book

3568
03:40:58,340 --> 03:40:59,140
Of cars

3569
03:40:59,140 --> 03:41:00,340
Gaining

3570
03:41:00,340 --> 03:41:02,060
Lods and plaudits

3571
03:41:02,060 --> 03:41:03,120
From Luca

3572
03:41:03,120 --> 03:41:03,820
In the cafe

3573
03:41:03,820 --> 03:41:05,200
And Ed

3574
03:41:05,200 --> 03:41:06,460
Didn't have anything

3575
03:41:06,460 --> 03:41:07,020
To say

3576
03:41:07,020 --> 03:41:07,860
But I squeaked

3577
03:41:07,860 --> 03:41:09,440
His bald pate

3578
03:41:09,440 --> 03:41:10,720
Which brought me luck

3579
03:41:10,720 --> 03:41:13,120
A round of applause

3580
03:41:13,120 --> 03:41:13,580
For me

3581
03:41:13,580 --> 03:41:14,040
Again

3582
03:41:14,040 --> 03:41:14,820
Once more

3583
03:41:14,820 --> 03:41:16,520
And to Quip

3584
03:41:16,520 --> 03:41:18,120
For an absolutely

3585
03:41:18,120 --> 03:41:18,900
Beautiful

3586
03:41:18,900 --> 03:41:20,780
And much revered

3587
03:41:20,780 --> 03:41:21,920
Tip Ripper Runis

3588
03:41:21,920 --> 03:41:23,000
A true legend

3589
03:41:23,000 --> 03:41:23,660
Of the stream

3590
03:41:23,660 --> 03:41:25,340
And thank you very much

3591
03:41:25,340 --> 03:41:25,800
You say

3592
03:41:25,800 --> 03:41:27,580
I'm a true legend

3593
03:41:27,580 --> 03:41:28,140
Of the circuit

3594
03:41:28,140 --> 03:41:29,600
Performance beyond

3595
03:41:29,600 --> 03:41:30,660
All of our imaginations

3596
03:41:30,660 --> 03:41:31,040
Well

3597
03:41:31,040 --> 03:41:33,520
I'm very happy

3598
03:41:33,520 --> 03:41:34,600
That you tipped there Quip

3599
03:41:34,600 --> 03:41:36,500
I'm very sad

3600
03:41:36,500 --> 03:41:37,540
That your imagination

3601
03:41:37,540 --> 03:41:40,120
Can't reach the levels

3602
03:41:40,120 --> 03:41:40,980
Which I managed

3603
03:41:40,980 --> 03:41:41,880
To soar tonight

3604
03:41:41,880 --> 03:41:46,020
It's a sense

3605
03:41:46,020 --> 03:41:47,440
Of victory

3606
03:41:47,440 --> 03:41:49,100
A feeling of success

3607
03:41:49,100 --> 03:41:51,460
One that can't be matched

3608
03:41:51,460 --> 03:41:53,780
One that can never

3609
03:41:53,780 --> 03:41:54,880
Be tempered either

3610
03:41:54,880 --> 03:41:56,380
I tried to temper it

3611
03:41:56,380 --> 03:41:57,700
But it just wouldn't

3612
03:41:57,700 --> 03:41:58,660
Wouldn't get down

3613
03:41:58,660 --> 03:41:59,040
You know

3614
03:41:59,040 --> 03:42:00,900
I want to say thanks

3615
03:42:00,900 --> 03:42:02,300
To the sponsors

3616
03:42:02,300 --> 03:42:04,020
Without whose help

3617
03:42:04,020 --> 03:42:04,980
I wouldn't have been able

3618
03:42:04,980 --> 03:42:06,680
To live out my fantasies

3619
03:42:06,680 --> 03:42:08,960
But I would have tried it to be a good idea of the show

3620
03:42:08,960 --> 03:42:09,640
But I would have tried anyway

3621
03:42:09,640 --> 03:42:10,640
But thank you

3622
03:42:10,640 --> 03:42:12,000
To Sam Pellegrino

3623
03:42:12,000 --> 03:42:13,060
Allianz

3624
03:42:13,060 --> 03:42:15,000
Dara Dermody as well

3625
03:42:15,000 --> 03:42:16,540
Who can forget

3626
03:42:16,540 --> 03:42:17,460
Laura

3627
03:42:17,460 --> 03:42:19,680
Who was feeling a little bit down

3628
03:42:19,680 --> 03:42:20,740
According to Dara

3629
03:42:20,740 --> 03:42:22,540
But wanted inspiration

3630
03:42:22,540 --> 03:42:24,560
I said I would deliver it

3631
03:42:24,560 --> 03:42:24,580
I said I would deliver it

3632
03:42:24,580 --> 03:42:25,780
And here I am

3633
03:42:25,780 --> 03:42:27,360
I'm your man

3634
03:42:27,360 --> 03:42:29,000
Big Bama Lula

3635
03:42:29,000 --> 03:42:30,460
Wom Bam Bam

3636
03:42:30,460 --> 03:42:31,680
Tooty Fruity

3637
03:42:31,680 --> 03:42:34,220
Another crystal creamer

3638
03:42:34,220 --> 03:42:36,100
Who's not going to escape my gaze

3639
03:42:36,100 --> 03:42:37,220
When it comes to dishing out

3640
03:42:37,220 --> 03:42:38,220
Thanks and praise

3641
03:42:38,220 --> 03:42:41,340
You beautiful beautiful fruitster

3642
03:42:41,340 --> 03:42:43,960
An absolute tin twinny rootster

3643
03:42:43,960 --> 03:42:46,320
You're a bunch of bastards

3644
03:42:46,320 --> 03:42:47,440
Fuck you

3645
03:42:47,440 --> 03:42:49,640
But I love you all the same

3646
03:42:49,640 --> 03:42:50,820
Everyone

3647
03:42:50,820 --> 03:42:53,440
I want to say thanks to my opponents

3648
03:42:53,440 --> 03:42:56,560
Carlos Sainz and Max Verstappen

3649
03:42:56,560 --> 03:43:00,060
Even though I think that's the wrong titling on them

3650
03:43:00,060 --> 03:43:01,640
It should actually be Lewis Hamilton

3651
03:43:01,640 --> 03:43:04,420
I don't know why it's giving you Max Verstappen's title there

3652
03:43:04,420 --> 03:43:04,980
Lewdog

3653
03:43:04,980 --> 03:43:07,240
You keep on dabbing as well

3654
03:43:07,240 --> 03:43:08,100
Lewpity Lewbag

3655
03:43:08,100 --> 03:43:09,420
I don't know if you've got the

3656
03:43:09,420 --> 03:43:10,520
The roner

3657
03:43:10,520 --> 03:43:11,420
Or if you're fucking

3658
03:43:11,420 --> 03:43:13,880
You're doing a cheeky dab

3659
03:43:13,880 --> 03:43:14,640
I'm not sure

3660
03:43:14,640 --> 03:43:15,340
Quick

3661
03:43:15,340 --> 03:43:17,680
Quick fondle of the schnozzle there

3662
03:43:17,680 --> 03:43:20,320
Was there a bit of George Russell dust

3663
03:43:20,320 --> 03:43:20,980
Taken?

3664
03:43:21,160 --> 03:43:21,800
Who knows

3665
03:43:21,800 --> 03:43:23,140
For me

3666
03:43:23,140 --> 03:43:25,600
Nothing but pure sheer grace

3667
03:43:25,600 --> 03:43:27,280
And determination as well

3668
03:43:27,280 --> 03:43:30,080
Lewdog the loser

3669
03:43:30,080 --> 03:43:30,460
Huh?

3670
03:43:31,160 --> 03:43:31,720
His name's

3671
03:43:31,720 --> 03:43:32,680
You couldn't do it

3672
03:43:32,680 --> 03:43:34,720
You couldn't do it in Zanforsh

3673
03:43:34,720 --> 03:43:35,680
Earlier on

3674
03:43:35,680 --> 03:43:38,260
You can't do it here in Zecuba

3675
03:43:38,260 --> 03:43:40,680
That's it

3676
03:43:40,680 --> 03:43:41,400
Keep cheering

3677
03:43:41,400 --> 03:43:43,940
Keep cheering for your grand winner

3678
03:43:43,940 --> 03:43:46,360
Humble though he may be

3679
03:43:46,360 --> 03:43:49,420
Never short of a few words for thee

3680
03:43:49,420 --> 03:43:50,320
Shult

3681
03:43:50,320 --> 03:43:51,580
Thank you very much

3682
03:43:51,580 --> 03:43:54,700
For throwing in a two euro dream tipus

3683
03:43:54,700 --> 03:43:58,980
Hundreds of millions are at risk at this very moment

3684
03:43:58,980 --> 03:44:00,520
From Chinese shopping app malware

3685
03:44:00,520 --> 03:44:05,360
I want you to make sure you don't get fucked up when you're checking out your goods

3686
03:44:05,360 --> 03:44:09,680
Buying multiples out there on those Chinese websites

3687
03:44:09,680 --> 03:44:14,000
There's nothing Chinese about this site you're on right now

3688
03:44:14,000 --> 03:44:16,540
I'm not trying to throw shade at the Chinese

3689
03:44:16,540 --> 03:44:27,000
I'm just saying this is a stream that's coming from my place at the moment which is in Ireland so getting back to the glory again

3690
03:44:27,000 --> 03:44:30,380
Another round of applause for me

3691
03:44:30,380 --> 03:44:34,760
I want to thank Puma for providing my driving suit

3692
03:44:34,760 --> 03:44:37,360
Donnybrook Fair for the rolls

3693
03:44:37,360 --> 03:44:40,540
We couldn't have done without those rolls down at the paddock

3694
03:44:40,540 --> 03:44:42,960
Actually getting a bit light headed

3695
03:44:42,960 --> 03:44:44,860
Just need to take a moment there sorry

3696
03:44:44,860 --> 03:44:48,780
Yeah I had a hal and cheese roll there

3697
03:44:48,780 --> 03:44:50,040
Donnybrook Fair

3698
03:44:50,040 --> 03:44:52,780
Ballymaloo relish

3699
03:44:52,780 --> 03:44:54,300
Hard one to say actually

3700
03:44:54,300 --> 03:44:58,400
After a fucking unbelievably unprecedented victory

3701
03:44:58,400 --> 03:45:03,120
Let me not forget the people who advised me there on the ballast

3702
03:45:03,120 --> 03:45:07,160
Your names escape me at the moment

3703
03:45:07,160 --> 03:45:11,380
And that's just unfortunately the way it is

3704
03:45:11,380 --> 03:45:13,160
But you were there

3705
03:45:13,160 --> 03:45:19,000
I think Flynnie Jr. was chiming in about tires or something

3706
03:45:19,000 --> 03:45:21,260
Look

3707
03:45:21,260 --> 03:45:24,540
None of you went unnoticed

3708
03:45:24,540 --> 03:45:27,960
But when the crunch came to the crunch

3709
03:45:27,960 --> 03:45:35,100
I had to make the decisions and the tough calls at an executive level

3710
03:45:35,100 --> 03:45:36,700
It's just

3711
03:45:36,700 --> 03:45:39,580
It's fucking tough when you get to this level

3712
03:45:39,580 --> 03:45:40,860
And you need to go

3713
03:45:40,860 --> 03:45:41,600
Do you know what

3714
03:45:41,600 --> 03:45:44,100
Too many voices in this head here

3715
03:45:44,100 --> 03:45:46,660
I need to fucking streamline it down to one

3716
03:45:46,660 --> 03:45:50,040
The exact same thing I said to the Japanese the other day

3717
03:45:50,040 --> 03:45:51,260
I said lads

3718
03:45:51,260 --> 03:45:54,420
Get pissing that radioactive waste out now

3719
03:45:54,420 --> 03:45:56,180
You should have done it ten years ago

3720
03:45:56,180 --> 03:45:57,520
You loopers

3721
03:45:57,520 --> 03:45:58,760
Get it going

3722
03:45:58,760 --> 03:46:01,080
I reiterate to you

3723
03:46:01,080 --> 03:46:01,840
They said to me

3724
03:46:01,840 --> 03:46:03,120
What about the Chinese?

3725
03:46:03,120 --> 03:46:05,660
I said fuck the big rogers

3726
03:46:05,660 --> 03:46:07,620
They're going to have to eat your

3727
03:46:07,620 --> 03:46:09,580
They're going to have to drink your fucking water

3728
03:46:09,580 --> 03:46:12,100
Because we here

3729
03:46:12,100 --> 03:46:14,280
We do things differently

3730
03:46:14,280 --> 03:46:18,260
Now press flush on the dump button

3731
03:46:18,260 --> 03:46:20,480
And stick on Oppenheimer

3732
03:46:20,480 --> 03:46:23,140
And let's watch a fucking cracking movie

3733
03:46:23,140 --> 03:46:25,500
It's gross more than Inception

3734
03:46:25,500 --> 03:46:28,200
It's gross more than Inception

3735
03:46:28,200 --> 03:46:29,680
Why?

3736
03:46:30,480 --> 03:46:33,960
Probably because of the hype garnered through Barbie

3737
03:46:33,960 --> 03:46:35,460
Yeah

3738
03:46:35,460 --> 03:46:37,620
That's not to say

3739
03:46:37,620 --> 03:46:39,940
Nolan didn't try his best

3740
03:46:39,940 --> 03:46:41,680
No look Nolan

3741
03:46:41,680 --> 03:46:42,660
I used to call him

3742
03:46:42,660 --> 03:46:44,120
Because he couldn't hit the numbers

3743
03:46:44,120 --> 03:46:46,380
Even though he was making quality art

3744
03:46:46,380 --> 03:46:48,500
But with Oppenheimer

3745
03:46:48,500 --> 03:46:50,000
Fantastic

3746
03:46:50,000 --> 03:46:52,220
The katsu curry I had

3747
03:46:52,220 --> 03:46:53,940
To accompany my viewing of the film

3748
03:46:53,940 --> 03:46:55,540
With the Japanese people

3749
03:46:55,540 --> 03:46:57,860
In the office at the time

3750
03:46:57,860 --> 03:47:00,040
None other than spicy

3751
03:47:00,040 --> 03:47:03,000
I had a delicate hole the next day

3752
03:47:03,000 --> 03:47:04,120
Gotta tell ya

3753
03:47:04,120 --> 03:47:07,480
Few trips to the Jacks for a Ploppenheimer

3754
03:47:07,480 --> 03:47:10,440
Said to the guys

3755
03:47:10,440 --> 03:47:11,420
And I was on the way out

3756
03:47:11,420 --> 03:47:12,180
Tell you something

3757
03:47:12,180 --> 03:47:13,960
You're going to need to clean up in there

3758
03:47:13,960 --> 03:47:16,080
It's like Hiroshita

3759
03:47:16,080 --> 03:47:20,140
They didn't understand or like it then

3760
03:47:20,140 --> 03:47:23,400
And they sure as hell don't like what I'm saying now

3761
03:47:23,400 --> 03:47:25,760
See you later everyone

3762
03:47:25,760 --> 03:47:27,860
And thank you very much

3763
03:47:27,860 --> 03:47:29,600
Good night and God bless

3764
03:47:29,600 --> 03:47:32,340
Good night and God bless

3765
03:47:32,340 --> 03:47:34,460
A Google user thanks very much for the tip

3766
03:47:34,460 --> 03:47:37,380
Believe everyone believe

3767
03:47:37,380 --> 03:47:40,440
Connor

3768
03:47:40,440 --> 03:47:41,440
Connor

3769
03:47:41,440 --> 03:47:42,160
Connor

3770
03:47:42,160 --> 03:47:42,620
Yeah

3771
03:47:42,620 --> 03:47:43,460
Connor

3772
03:47:43,460 --> 03:47:44,240
Come on

3773
03:47:44,240 --> 03:47:45,380
Come on

3774
03:47:45,380 --> 03:47:47,620
Let's fucking have some more.

3775
03:47:47,620 --> 03:48:17,600
Let's go.

3776
03:48:17,600 --> 03:48:47,580
Let's go.

3777
03:48:48,120 --> 03:48:53,980
Driving a Mercedes car presents a promising avenue for steering towards a greener future.

3778
03:48:54,700 --> 03:49:00,000
Because we all know that's what we need to achieve, or at least appear to want to achieve,

3779
03:49:00,180 --> 03:49:04,680
on a surface level in order to get ahead and make serious bankola.

3780
03:49:05,320 --> 03:49:08,640
Truth be told, I only got a recycling bin last Tuesday.

3781
03:49:09,200 --> 03:49:15,980
Guess I just couldn't be arsed, jumping through hoops, cleaning out pots and packages and separating waste.

3782
03:49:16,180 --> 03:49:21,420
Then when my ex-wife's husband was around cooking a meal, he asked where he should throw his yogurt pot.

3783
03:49:21,820 --> 03:49:26,580
I laughed at him, pointing to my electric-lidded, one-size-fits-all waste-o-matic.

3784
03:49:26,940 --> 03:49:29,800
Let me open that for you, I said, using the mobile app.

3785
03:49:30,000 --> 03:49:31,200
He looked disgusted.

3786
03:49:31,440 --> 03:49:38,000
It only dawned on me the following day that his company, which was in dire need of a fintech shake-up strategy plan,

3787
03:49:38,060 --> 03:49:43,680
was literally begging to spend its budget on someone to revamp the cash flow of media spend.

3788
03:49:44,240 --> 03:49:48,380
And that if I didn't play the green game, I might not be in the fold for a lump sum.

3789
03:49:48,600 --> 03:49:53,980
So I got in the AMG, straight down to Homeland, and recalibrated my waste setup.

3790
03:49:54,600 --> 03:49:56,840
Five bins now at the back of the house.

3791
03:49:57,020 --> 03:50:04,440
One for plastic, one for metal, another for paper, another for compost, and then one final bin for biohazardous material.

3792
03:50:05,100 --> 03:50:08,400
Bit overkill, but you never know what the future holds.

3793
03:50:08,960 --> 03:50:12,920
Possibly a situation where we have to make our own food in a lab or something.

3794
03:50:13,800 --> 03:50:17,220
Either way, moral of the story, green it up.

3795
03:50:17,640 --> 03:50:19,120
Because that's where the money is.

3796
03:50:19,540 --> 03:50:21,580
It's not even about right or wrong anymore.

3797
03:50:22,120 --> 03:50:23,780
Same goes for the trans stuff.

3798
03:50:24,300 --> 03:50:26,960
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3799
03:50:54,000 --> 03:50:57,660
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3800
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3801
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3802
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3803
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3804
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3805
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3806
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3807
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3808
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3809
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3810
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3811
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3812
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3813
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3814
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3815
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3816
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3817
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3818
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3819
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3820
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3821
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3822
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3823
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3824
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3825
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3826
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3827
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3828
03:51:49,980 --> 03:51:51,980
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3829
03:51:51,980 --> 03:51:52,980
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3830
03:51:52,980 --> 03:52:22,960
I'm going to show you how to do this.

3831
03:52:22,960 --> 03:52:52,940
I'm going to show you how to do this.

3832
03:52:52,940 --> 03:53:22,920
I'm going to show you how to do this.
